Now that the rumor of Christopher Nolan’s villain in the next Batman film will be The Riddler, their are contenders’ names thrown left and right. Two favorites for the film are current Joseph Gordon Levitt and Johnny Depp. The two would both be great for the film, Depp’s ability of being able to transform himself into the character would be amazing. Unfortunately, I do not believe Johnny Depp would be interested in this film.
JGL looks the part and has proven himself lately as a very talented actor.
Now the National Enquirer(most trustworthy news source in the world) is claiming Eminem wants to give the role a try. If you die Slimshaddy’s hair brown I could definitely see it though. Hell why not, he has rhyming experience. He just lacks the acting experience, but I am sure he can play a crazed maniac pretty well.
NE states:
After seven weeks of topping the charts with his “Recovery” album, almighty-whitey rapper EMINEM – itching to dominate movie screens again and repeat the critical kudos he won with biopic “8 Mile” – rapped to his reps: “When it comes to business, you know I ain’t no fiddler…You tell them Batman biggies, I wanna play ‘The Riddler!’”
Will Eminem nail a big-screen comeback deal – or get a screen test, at least?
Producers are piqued at the prospect of a Rappin’ Riddler, but Slim Shady’s facing stiff competition – execs are also confab-ing with JOHNNY DEPP and red-hot “Inception” star JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT. Stay tuned.
Now if Nolan ever gives Eminem a chance and he actually gets the part or does not get the part I think he should hire the man as a writer too. I think Eminem consulting on the rhymes of the Riddler would absolutely be amazing. Eminem’s songs have some of the funniest lines in them. I believe in the end the JGL will get the spot. He looks the part and has shown he can be crazy. Take my advice though and get Eminem on the writing team!
Low and behold, one of the greatest trilogies may finally be made. Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves are still hoping to do Bill & Ted 3. It has been 19 years since the duo graced the screen in Bill & Teds Bogus Journey. Keanu said he has been actively trying to get this film made. Winter has now agreed and is on board for this film.
Winter spoke and stated that they have met with Reeves and writers to make another chapter in this comedy franchise. The story being kicked around is Bill & Ted have to deal with Little Ted and Little Bill, who are now around the original Bill & Ted’s age. They may use the same technology as they did in Terminator Salvation for Arnold Schwarznegger to look younger, and show Bill & Ted running into their younger selves.
Let’s all hope this great film comes out, as it will be a classic trilogy that we could show our younger kids in years to come. Hahaha.
Morning Ketch-Up
John Mayer loses cell phone, get ready to find Jessica Simpson doggy style pics to come out soon–celebitchy
Chris Martin, Coldplay frontman, releases a new song called “Wedding Bells” at an Apple event yesterday. He joked around about talking about how the song may never come out. Anyways, take a listen.
Afternoon Delight
V Magazine believes Lady Gaga represents all of America–celebitchy
Zsa Zsa’s crazy Prince Husband wants her body on display forever–dlisted
Scientology may include humping male aliens, according to John Travolta. Travolta has been rumored to practice humping males at local spas in his area. There is currently a gay sex scandal out that the National Enquirer published. A man by the name of Robert Randolph, has decided to write a tell-all book. In this book it describes the underground sex secrets of celebrities in gay spas. Big name that he releases was Mr. Travolta’s himself.
Robert did take a lie detector test and passed when he did his interview. Roberts states that Travolta was always with other men and up against them in the spa, asking them to lick his nipple.
Robert stated:
“I met John in 1998, after he had married Kelly. I believe the marriage is a total fraud because John is totally into guys and has been having sex with them behind Kelly’s back for years. He came on to me a number of times. I always turned him down. But there was always some guy who was willing to have sex with him. And John didn’t stop cheating on Kelly after either of their children was born. John’s a cheating dog. It’s just been wrong, because his wife seems like such a sweet woman.”
He blatantly cruises guys, and doesn’t seem to care who sees him. I saw him with his lover and he couldn’t get enough. John should come out of the closet already and stop living a lie. His wife Kelly deserves so much better.”
Now if this is true, I believe Kelly Preston already knows about it. I would not be surprised if it is a requirement for Scientologist men. I mean I am sure Tom Cruise has practiced around on the butt hole too.
Morning Ketch-Up
Wynn fires Paris Hilton’s coke boyfriend, and then bans her coke ass–celebitchy
Megan Fox believes Olsen Twins are socially retarded, Fox is just retarded–Evil Beet Gossip
Chloe Sevigny only looks good when a dick is in her mouth–Agent Bedhead
Reason’s why I would never cheat on Demi Moore–IDLYITW
Does Lindsay Lohan have a half-sister, according to the court she does now–Crazy Days and Nights
Jerry Lewis says he would spank Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan–dlisted
So some guy has just gone ape shit on the Discovery Channel HQ. If you have been watching the news lately you have seen that there is a hostage situation going on in the Maryland based building. It is reported that he is carrying a gun and possible explosives strapped to him. Most of the people were able to escape, but unfortunately he does have a few hostages. The Asian man is known as James Jay Lee.
Lee is this crazy environmentalist who has protested the Discovery Channel for years. I do too man, it is boring as shit. I just turn off the tv, does not mean I go and try to blow shit up. Supposedly Lee was arrested two years ago for a protest at the building. He has the craziest demands too.
He states that Discovery Channel does not really care about the planet. Lee wrote on his blog, “All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs’ places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.”
What a lunatic. I mean come on man, could you not think of anything better? Tell Discovery that you want to see more monkeys give the reach around in sex videos. Or maybe see the monkey fart in his hand and fall out of the tree. I mean come up with something better then some stupid bullshit of a reason to go blow a building up. I hope they get this guy and throw him in a damn pit with a bunch of horny badgers on lsd.