Mel Gibson has some great linesAuthor: blake | Filed under: Ahole of the Week
The Mel Gibson story just gets better and better. I mean this guy should have his own HBO comedy and write for it. He has some of the best one liner’s ever. Him and Judd Apatow need to get together and write a film. As we all have heard “some one” released a tape of Mel’s rants. He talks about how his woman, Oksana, deserved to be hit.
Here are some of the things he said provided by Radar:
You should just f-cking smile and blow me, ‘cause I deserve it.”
“You have no f-cking soul.”
“You need a f*cking bat in the side of the head. Alright, how about that?”
“Threaten ya? I’ll put you in a f *ckin rose garden you c*nt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”
“I left my wife, because we have no spiritual common ground. You and I have none! You won’t even f-cking try.”
Oksana: “You need medication.”
Mel – “WHAT!? WHAT!? I NEEEED A WOMAN! Not a little girl with a f-cking dysfunctional c-nt!”
Oksana: What kind of a man is that? Hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth twice in the face! What kind of man is that?
Mel: Oh, you’re all angry now! You know what, you f* cking deserved it!
“You don’t have any f*ucking friends except me, and you treat me like shi*! So that’s why I’m so fucking angry, because I don’t have any friends! And I try and make one from you and you treat me like sh-t and you f-cking used me!”
I mean the line where he says “You should just f#* smile and blow me, I deserve it.” that is classical. I mean it sounds like something out of Pulp Fiction. I mean all these sound great. I think this is all just to get a movie written about Mel Gibson himself. It would make a great one.