In a recent interview former Man Show host, Adam Carolla, went off on Occupy Wall Street protestors. Carolla had this to say about protestors:

“There’s something that’s come up in this country that didn’t use to exist, which is envy. And it’s a big issue. It was understood back in the day, and we are empowering, we’re now dealing with the first wave of participation trophy, my own fecal matter doesn’t stink, empowered, I feel so f–king good about myself, everyone’s a winner, there’s no losers, we’re dealing with the first wave of those f–king a–holes.”

Carolla like most ignorant assholes is not educated in the protest and what it stands for. It has nothing to do about envy. It has to do with what is right. Years ago middle class still pretty much existed. These people were paid a fair wage compared to what they are now. Some one with a Master’s degree should not be making only 35k a year while working for a company. People who are hiring people are taking advantage of people these days by paying them less because of the need of work.

Carolla continued to say, “We’ve created a bunch of f–king self-entitled monsters,” Carolla, a father of two in his own right, snarked. “‘I want my Most Valuable Player trophy.’ ‘Well, you’re the slowest, fattest guy on the team.’ ‘Why should he get one and I don’t get one?’ ‘Because he busts his ass and he runs a 4.4 40. That’s why he gets one.’ ‘Well, this is bulls–t.’ And then everyone gets involved and everyone gives everyone a participation trophy and then everyone feels good about themselves but it’s not based on anything.”

I never realized Carolla was such a prick. He is the typical asshole who has the mentality, “I have mine, and I don’t care about the rest of this country.” People are just wanting a fair chance, and how does he not know these people are hard workers. There are many hard workers out there who are still be paid nothing compared to as much as CEO’s make. Of course the owners of the companies should make a lot of money, but you have to pay your employees fairly. These days you have to suck it up, you can’t just quit your job because you are being paid worth shit. You have to stick with it to survive anymore cause there are very little options.

Morning KetchUp

• First look at Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters–Pajiba
• George Clooney says actors have no right to complain about their lives–Huff Po
• Russell Brand slams divorce rumors and says him and Katy Perry fear for Rihanna’s drinking–Us Weekly
• Selma Blair is going bald due to post-partum–People
• Neil Patrick Harris apologizes for saying Tranny–Towleroad
• Hilarious sexy videos of the week (site NSFW)–Mr.Skin
• Brooke Mueller busted for cocaine possession, so screwed–Radar
• Christie Brinkely owes half million in back taxes, please send her to jail–TMZ
• Demi Lovato nip slip (NSFW)–Egotastic
• Elisabetta Canalis and Eggs gets into big fight, gives his purse back–celebitchy
• Michelle Trachtenberg could of been Bella, a better one–dlisted
• Chad Michael Murray releases graphic novel “Everlast”–JustJared
• Kermit the Frog joins the first lady in Christmas tree lighting–Eonline

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Since Christina Aguilera can’t seem to produce a hit, she has to attack some one who is actually doing well. It is well known that Aguilera has it out for Lady Gaga. In a recent W Mag interview she had this to say:

While Aguilera once owned the little-girl-with-the-big-voice pop-star niche, with Bionic, she willfully entered the land of Lady Gaga. In the press, she pretended not to care or notice. “Oh, the newcomer?” Aguilera told reporters when asked about Gaga. “This person was just brought to my attention not too long ago. I’m not quite sure who this person is, to be honest. I don’t know if it is a man or a woman.” Despite her feeble claims to confusion over Gaga’s gender and her uncharitable reluctance to give her credit, the video for “Not Myself Tonight,” Bionic’s first single, had eerily similar tableaux to Gaga’s smash video “Bad Romance.” Image for S&M image, they matched up. Old fans of Aguilera’s weren’t intrigued by her revamped identity, and new fans didn’t materialize. As the album sputtered, her 20-city summer tour didn’t sell and was canceled, at a cost of millions. There were rumors that her record company wanted to drop her. Things were not good.

Now the crazy girl is blaming Gaga for stealing her fan base and her style. Everything was Christina’s before Gaga came around. Sounds like a little kid to me, but does not surprise me as I grew up with some people who went to school with her and said she was a bitch in real life.

Christina Aguilera blames Gaga for stealing both her style and her fans, sources say, and Christina is determined to outshine her. Now that she’s wrapped the first season of The Voice, “she now plans to write and record two albums’ worth of material that she can promote when the show returns in early 2012,” a source divulged. “She’s determined to make them better than Gaga’s albums.”

“Christina loves being on top, and in her mind, it’s Gaga’s fault that she’s no longer there,” explained an insider. “She feels that Gaga has stolen her young fan base and has also outdone Christina with her outrageous outfits and stage shows. Christina plans to show Gaga up by creating two new albums that will put her back on top of the charts.

Posted by Enquirer.

Here is the problem, Lady Gaga seems original. Her latest cd is probably one of the best cd’s I have heard in a long time. Aquilera may try to one up her, but she is unoriginal.

Afternoon Delight

• Kristin Cavallari’s tragic bridal shoot–Celebslam
• Amy Winehouse’s parents said she died cause she didn’t get drunk enough–Crazy Days
• Lady Gaga cries on SYTYCD–JustJared
• Paul Johansson to direct an episode in final season of One Tree Hill–Tv Guide
• James Franco Art Instructor?–Huff Po
• Pippa Middleton to get own TV show–Instyle
• Kat Von D storms off of interview–Amy Grindhouse
• New Eddie Murphy movie actually looks good, great cast–Eonline
• Kelly Osbourne serves one up to Christina Aquilera–OMG
• Lee Dewyze engaged–Radar
• Selena Gomez almost has a lip slip–Egotastic
  
• Paz de la Huerta may be the dumbest bitch in the world–celebitchy
  

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If any of you have been following the baby drama between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry and just wanted to know what really happened, well you still wont find it here. Who knows what is going on between these two. I am sure they are a both crazy. The two are currently having a custody battle over their child and Berry came out and told media that Aubry is not a responsible parent.

Most of the time the tabloids have been on Berry’s side and feeling bad for her. Aubry was considered an asshole after the two split and he was taping Kim Kardashian’s ass. Where has that ass not been? Well besides at my place, i’m sure everywhere. Well, the tides have now changed and Gabriel Aubry is stating that he has proof that Halle Berry was the verbally abusive one in the relationship. He kept all his e-mails and phone recordings of Berry just going ape-shit.

Radar reported:

Halle Berry’s ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry, has numerous emails, text messages and voicemails from the 44-year-old actress which document her angry and jealous rages – and they’re bad. But, according to a source close to the Canadian-born model he won’t be leaking them to the press, choosing instead to save them, if needed, to help present his case at family court in their upcoming custody battle.

“I honestly think Gabriel should release some of these messages he has from Halle, and tell his side of the story, but he won’t, he said he’s going to save them for family court, which will be a private, press-free environment,” the source told RadarOnline.com.

“I know it sounds like I’m painting a picture but Gabriel truly does not want to do anything at all that could potentially damage his daughter, and he knows attacking Halle in the press would ultimately do that.”

The source has seen several of the emails and text messages firsthand and has listened to one particularly nasty voicemail left by the star on Aubry’s cellphone.

“She left a crazy message on Gabe’s cell just after some pictures came out of him at a Lakers game with a girl last year. She is mega, mega p***ed in the message, calling him, and the girl, all kinds of names – it’s certainly something Halle wouldn’t want heard. Gabriel played it to me at the time, and said: ‘see what I have to deal with?!’ I really felt for the guy – I mean, he hadn’t done anything wrong….just gone on a date!”

“He could totally do a number on her if he chose to – but he’s a nice guy at the end of the day and unlike Halle, Gabe’s not concerned with the public believing he is the ‘wronged one’ and with controlling his image – he is concerned with his daughter and her welfare. Perhaps if Halle spent more time truly worrying about that and less time worrying about how she’s being portrayed in the press the situation would be better and easier for all concerned.”

This would not surprise me to see Halle Berry as a crazy bitch. I mean she just gives off a mean look as it is. I mean it is a hot mean look, but I can see the girl throwing a pan at you a mile way. I can also see her just snapping and turning into Gozer.

Anyways, in Berry’s defense she has said that Gabrielle has called her demeaning and racial things. Even Aubry’s other ex-gf has said that he is racist. In the end, I think Halle Berry could probably beat his ass. Give a bitch a frying pan and a knife and lets see how this goes Gladiator style.

Afternoon Delight

• Jack Sparrow to challenge the Superbowl–Eonline
• Terrance Howard’s wife files for divorce and wants it quick–JustJared
• Fun filled twitpics of the week–PopSUgar
• Did Charlie Sheen record his sexicapades? –Radar
• Scott Disick is actually in love with Kim Kardashian–celebitchy

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Surprise surprise, Josh Duhamel is a douche. Over the weekend Duhamel believed he was above the law and better then everyone else and did not have to follow the rules of airlines. Josh repeatedly was asked to turn off his blackberry while on a plane. After refusing several times, the airline decided to boot him off the plane.

TMZ reported:

Josh Duhamel was escorted off of a plane yesterday after he refused to turn off his BlackBerry … sources tell TMZ

We’re told Duhamel was on a flight from New York (LGA) to Kentucky — when, according to sources, the flight attendant asked Duhamel to turn off his BlackBerry before takeoff … but he refused.

One passenger tells us Duhamel was “very rude” and “taunting the attendant.”

We’re told the flight attendant asked Josh to turn off the device three separate times — and on the third time Josh laughed at her request.

We’re told Duhamel’s reaction infuriated the attendant, who then called for backup — and the plane, which was already on the runway, was turned back to the gate.

Two officers eventually boarded the plane and escorted Duhamel off of the aircraft.

We’re told passengers were pissed — because the incident further delayed the flight.

Before boarding the plane, we’re told Josh was in the airport bar watching the Cleveland/Miami game.

Duhamel’s rep told TMZ Josh was texting on his BlackBerry about his flight being delayed. The rep adds, “He’s sorry.”

I think it was a little too much to turn the plane back around after it was on the run way. They could of confiscated his phone off of him, then place him in coughs on the plane. Then arrest him when people get to their destinations. The airline just made it worse by pissing passengers off and delaying the flight over one guy being a dick.

Weekend Ketch-Ups

• Is that Olivia Wilde’s butt I see?–yeeeah
• Erin Barry states she never boned Tony Parker–Superficial
• Bill Murray gives hilarious speech at Gotham Awards–Agent Bedhead
• Michael Bay directs another Victoria Secret commercial–Blemish
• Suicide guy for Ronni Chasen may not be guilty–Eonline
• Chelsea Handler likes her spankings–HuffPo
• Ashley Greene’s nice cleavage in Cosmo–Popoholic
• Ivonne Montero fully naked in Butt Killer movie(NSFW)–Egotastic
• Ashton Kutcher suing Vivid for using his name on sex tape when not him–TMZ
• Emma Stone debuts as Gwen Stacey of Spider-Man–JustJared
• Britney Spears tells tabloids to kiss her ass–People
• Rose McGowan slips some lips in Planet Terror Blu-Ray–Mr.Skin
• Amber Heard comes out with new partner–Radar
• No jailtime for Willie!–dlisted
• Brooke Mueller back in a sober house, so much for being clean–celebitchy

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So it seems that we cannot stop talking about this idiot, Tony Parker, cheating on the hot Eva Longoria. I mean who cheats on something that is so hot. I think she needs to walk this way.

Anyways, here is a video from last december when the Spurs were doing a promotional video and it had Tony Parker and Eva Longoria doing “Summer Lovin” from Grease. If you look in this clip the woman that Tony cheated on Eva with is her friend who plays Rizzo in this skit. It is funny how this all works out.

Afternoon Delight

• Are Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo on the rocks again?–yeeeah
• Miley Cyrus new boy toy looks like a Jonas brother–celebuzz
• David Arquette is making up for lost time–dlisted
• Remembering Rachel McAdams fun bags(NSFW)–Egotastic
• Does Minka Kelly realized she is dating a jerk?–JustJared
• DMX arrested for failing probation–TMZ
• Matt Damon and Ben Affleck reunite for a PSA–PopSugar
• Chris Brown praised by judge for doing a good job–HuffPo
• Jennifer Garner testifies in front of Congress for Save the Children–celebitchy
• T.I. Gets an ass whoopin in prison–Eonline
• Wesley Snipes going to jail for 3 years for taxes–Radar

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In a controversy that has resulted in 50 Cent poking fun at gays, has scared the panties right off of Perez Hilton. The two were involved in a Twitter battle where 50 made obnoxious gestures against gay people. Since then GLAAD has called him out on his remarks. Currently the remarks have been deleted off of his Twitter. What the tweet had was a photo with two men in suits running away from a mob. He then said “Perez Hilton called me a douchebag so I ahd my homie shoot up a gay wedding, wasn’t his but still made me feel better.”

Now GLAAD’s rainbow panties are tied up and they released this statement:

The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is mounting a campaign against 50 Cent after the rapper tweeted threatening comments to blogger Perez Hilton last week, including a violent photo of two men in suits running from a mob.

“Perez Hilton calld me douchebag so I had my homie shoot up a gay wedding. wasnt his but still made me feel better,” read the tweet with the photo attached.
Fitty also Tweeted Hilton: “stop being so sensitive its a joke. Your acting like a big baby” and, “my next song will make your sweet ass dance lol chill out.”

“It’s wrong to make jokes and promote violence against the gay community,” said GLAAD spokesman Rich Ferraro. “Taking down the post is not enough. We wanted him to tell his Twitter followers that what he did was wrong.”

A rep for 50 Cent had no comment. But it wasn’t the first time Fitty’s run afoul of the gay community. He told Playboy in a 2004 interview, “I ain’t into faggots. I don’t like gay people around me, because I’m not comfortable with what their thoughts are . . . I’d rather hang out with a straight dude. But women who like women, that’s cool.”

His recent Twitter posts have also taken aim at unborn children and pregnant women: “I wanna do something that impact kids in a positive way, thats why im opening an abortion clinic. Ima call it 50/50 chance,” one of them read.

On Friday, Fitty used nearly a dozen tweets to defend his friend, boxer Floyd Mayweather, who was arrested on charges of theft relating to a domestic-abuse complaint by his former girlfriend Josie Harris, the mother of three of his children.

“Another case of angry baby mama wanting money,” he wrote.

It does not really hurt 50′s credentials saying this anyways. It is how he is, and I’m sure his publicist will say he apologized, but he really is not going too in his mind.

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America’s Got Talent asked Susan Boyle to come in and perform a song. She chose the song “Perfect Day” written by Lou Reed of Velvet Underground. After her long trip from London to LA, America Got Talent informed Susan that Reed will not allow her to sing his song because he does not like her.

Hearing the information sent Boyle into tears, and we all know she is crazy as it is. This made her cry all the way back to LAX and who knows maybe all the way to London. Boyle decided not to change her song and left America’s Got Talent.

Now beside Lou Reed being an asshole and slapping this on the last minute, America Got Talent should of had their shit together. I hope Boyle was compensated for her round trip travel. Productions should have this kind of stuff taken care of before some one is on their way to sing a song. A contract should of been signed saying he would not revoke at the last minute.

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I take everything back I said about Michael Lohan. He is brilliant and even a bigger asshole than I ever thought, but a cunning asshole. Michael seemed like he was actually the good parent in this most recent Lindsay Lohan drama. Seemed he really wishes the best for his daughter and Dina was the bitch who is messing things up. Well, I think it is a combo of the two. The whole family is wacky.

Michael allegedly threw his girlfriend, Kate Major, over a chair and kicked her in the face last week. Major filed a police report and in retaliation Lohan sold nude photos of her to the highest bidder. The nude photos were taken of Major without her knowledge while she was passed out naked in bed. You can see the Kate Major photos at Kikster. They are very very unsafe for work!

Lohan claims “She has no money, no job and she’s been living off of me for the last 8 months… and her dad just cut her off. If she doesn’t stop the nonsense, more and more will come out. I am tired of being used and people who need to make up stories to make money off others. I have more important issues to deal with than Kate Major.” That is his reasoning for selling the photos.

Major says the videos are disgusting and cannot believe he would take those while she was asleep. Here is a video clip of from TMZ of Kate talking to TMZ about the nude photos.

This will only get Major a Playboy deal I am sure. I mean come on girl, Michael was trying to do you a favor. He just made you richer. I’m sure Playboy will pay you a little to show off those salami nipples, at least this time your boob stretch marks will be photoshopped out.

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Not only does Michael Lohan get the best dad award, but he also should get the best boyfriend award. A police report was filed against Michael this past Monday around 2pm, claiming that Michael kicked his girlfriend, Kate Major. Kate claims that Lohan kicked her in the face. A few months ago Lohan’s other ex, Erin Muller, claimed that she was kicked in that vag by Lohan.

TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ Michael Lohan’s fiancee filed a report with the Southampton Town Police claiming Michael physically attacked her during an argument.

We’re told Kate Major claims … on Monday at around 2 PM, just before Michael flew to L.A. for Lindsay Lohan’s hearing, they began arguing and Michael allegedly shoved her over a chair, injuring her shoulder.

Sources say Major claims while she was on the ground Michael kicked her in the face.

Major claims she went to the hospital and has pictures of her injuries.

We contacted Michael, who told TMZ he got in an argument with Kate on Monday over their upcoming TV show, but he didn’t touch her and she’s making it all up.

Well, no wonder this family is the way it is. You have a violent father and a dumb cracked out mother. No wonder Lindsay and Ali have problems. Now they both just act like cracked out, braless hoes.

Morning Ketch-Up

• Kate Plus 8 kids alright to slave labor–Eonline
• House crew knows how to party–dlisted
• Holly Madison likes to dress up like little naughty girl–Hollywood Tuna
• The good ole days of Madonna–City Rag
• Julianne Hough thought Ryan Seacrest was originally gay–TMZ
• Sarah Palin upset at Bristol for re-engagement to a-hole Levi–Access Hollywood
• Jennifer Hudson and Terrance Howard to play the Mandelas–JustJared
• Simon Monjack’s death caused by the same thing as wife, Brittany Murphy–celebitchy

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The Mel Gibson story just gets better and better. I mean this guy should have his own HBO comedy and write for it. He has some of the best one liner’s ever. Him and Judd Apatow need to get together and write a film. As we all have heard “some one” released a tape of Mel’s rants. He talks about how his woman, Oksana, deserved to be hit.

Here are some of the things he said provided by Radar:

You should just f-cking smile and blow me, ‘cause I deserve it.”

“You have no f-cking soul.”

“You need a f*cking bat in the side of the head. Alright, how about that?”

“Threaten ya? I’ll put you in a f *ckin rose garden you c*nt! You understand that? Because I’m capable of it. You understand that?”

“I left my wife, because we have no spiritual common ground. You and I have none! You won’t even f-cking try.”

Oksana: “You need medication.”
Mel – “WHAT!? WHAT!? I NEEEED A WOMAN! Not a little girl with a f-cking dysfunctional c-nt!”

Oksana: What kind of a man is that? Hitting a woman when she’s holding a child in her hands? Breaking her teeth twice in the face! What kind of man is that?
Mel: Oh, you’re all angry now! You know what, you f* cking deserved it!

“You don’t have any f*ucking friends except me, and you treat me like shi*! So that’s why I’m so fucking angry, because I don’t have any friends! And I try and make one from you and you treat me like sh-t and you f-cking used me!”

I mean the line where he says “You should just f#* smile and blow me, I deserve it.” that is classical. I mean it sounds like something out of Pulp Fiction. I mean all these sound great. I think this is all just to get a movie written about Mel Gibson himself. It would make a great one.

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