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We all have friends that we enjoy being around. We all have ones that also influence us more then others and we act differently around some then other ones. Paris Hilton’s one friend does not deny Paris knows how to make friends. She just makes friends that are not long last connecting ones.

Brittany Flickinger, winner of Paris Hilton’s New BFF states “I’m a nice girl so I just kinda, like, had to sever myself from the whole…It just wasn’t my style” Was that in English seriously? Flickinger translates by saying that her and Paris did not really hang out on the show, but more afterwards. She said Paris was out of control. “The way Paris acts is really out there and always the center of attention, always takes it too far,everytime we go out.”

She backs Paris up in her latest problem by saying she has never seen Paris do drugs while they were out or even buy any.

In the end Flickinger just seperated herself from the party lifestyle. She believes Paris needs real friends.

Paris denies this and states that Brittany is her ex-BFF and that she was a fame whore. Well Paris, you too are a fame whore. You’re such a fame whore that you would take dicks in ya so you can be more famous.

Morning Ketch-Up

  • Mother CrackLohan is upset at judge for comparing Snooki to daughter Lindsay–celebitchy
  • 1/3 of LFO died–dlisted
  • Lindsay Lohan new slut modeling–Hollywood Tuna
  • Woah, Ashley Greene has some serious melons–Popoholic
  • World’s shortest man gets down(site NSFW)–Drunken Stepfather
  • Pete of Smallville and Karissa Shannon have a sex video, go Petey–Eonlne
  • Katy Perry on X-Factor Italy--Egotastic
  • Amanda Seyfrieds pretty body graces Elle cover–JustJared
  • Can Jennifer Aniston ruin Cougartown too?–Buzzsugar
  • Heidi Montag shares cocktail hour with pooch–PopSugar
  • Spencer Pratt apologizes to Heidi for messing up–Radar
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9 Sep 2010

Paris Hilton needs Real Friends

Author: blake | Filed under: Arrests

The actor, Glenn Shadix, more known for his role as Ortho(interior designer) died yesterday. He was 58 years old and died in his home in Birmingham, AL. His sister told reporters that her brother who is wheelchair bound fell and hit his head.

Shadix also played in other Burton films including Planet of the Apes and Nightmare Before Christmas. Last thing I personally saw him in was Carnivale, the HBO series as a fat politician.

Hope you enjoy the video above as we all remember him.

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8 Sep 2010

Otho of Beetlejuice dies in tragic accident

Author: blake | Filed under: Death

John Travolta Gay
Scientology may include humping male aliens, according to John Travolta. Travolta has been rumored to practice humping males at local spas in his area. There is currently a gay sex scandal out that the National Enquirer published. A man by the name of Robert Randolph, has decided to write a tell-all book. In this book it describes the underground sex secrets of celebrities in gay spas. Big name that he releases was Mr. Travolta’s himself.

Robert did take a lie detector test and passed when he did his interview. Roberts states that Travolta was always with other men and up against them in the spa, asking them to lick his nipple.

Robert stated:

“I met John in 1998, after he had married Kelly. I believe the marriage is a total fraud because John is totally into guys and has been having sex with them behind Kelly’s back for years. He came on to me a number of times. I always turned him down. But there was always some guy who was willing to have sex with him. And John didn’t stop cheating on Kelly after either of their children was born. John’s a cheating dog. It’s just been wrong, because his wife seems like such a sweet woman.”

He blatantly cruises guys, and doesn’t seem to care who sees him. I saw him with his lover and he couldn’t get enough. John should come out of the closet already and stop living a lie. His wife Kelly deserves so much better.”

Now if this is true, I believe Kelly Preston already knows about it. I would not be surprised if it is a requirement for Scientologist men. I mean I am sure Tom Cruise has practiced around on the butt hole too.

Morning Ketch-Up

  • Wynn fires Paris Hilton’s coke boyfriend, and then bans her coke ass–celebitchy
  • Megan Fox believes Olsen Twins are socially retarded, Fox is just retarded–Evil Beet Gossip
  • Chloe Sevigny only looks good when a dick is in her mouth–Agent Bedhead
  • Reason’s why I would never cheat on Demi MooreIDLYITW
  • Does Lindsay Lohan have a half-sister, according to the court she does now–Crazy Days and Nights
  • Jerry Lewis says he would spank Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohandlisted
  • Lea Michele looking good in Glamour–Berry
  • Holy Photoshop Batman, Matt McConaughey is the latest victim–Eonline
  • Kim Kardashian lies some more and says she does not drink nor would she date the Bieb–Huff Po
  • Sarah McLachlan to appear on One Tree Hill and Life Unexpected crossover–JustJared
  • Joshua Jackson on the cover of Nuvo–This Just In
  • Kelly Osbourne’s crazy new look–Radar
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2 Sep 2010

John Travolta Gay Spa Scandal

Author: blake | Filed under: Cheating

So Star Magazine created a mess, by accusing Ashton Kutcher for cheating on Demi Moore. An eye witness states they saw Kutcher making out with a mysterious blonde at an Italian restaurant.

Here is a recap of the story:

Back in July, Ashton was at the Italian restaurant Madeo in LA with friends and “a bevy of women who looked like fashion models.” He “snuck off” with one “stunner” to a dark, secluded, hallway bathroom.

An eyewitness says: “Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall and he was totally making out with her.” He had his baseball cap turned around “for easier access to the thin and leggy girl’s lips.”

The source says: “His hands were on her hips and she was pushing up against the mirrored wall so she couldn’t move, and he was grinding on her. He heard me walk by, and tried to bury his face in her neck so I wouldn’t recognize him. But I could see him clearly, because he was reflected in the mirror. I also saw him earlier at the bar. I know what he was wearing. So there’s no mistaking that it was Ashton Kutcher.”

The source notes that Ashton was clearly aroused, information we did not need to know.

Ashton Kutcher cheat on Demi
So now that came out, Ashton and Demi had to respond their favorite way, via Twitter!

Ashton stated:
STAR magazine-you don’t get to stand behind “freedom of the press” when you are writing fiction.
I think Star magazine calling me a “cheater” qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.

Demi then pretty much retweeted what Ashton said.

So, do we believe Ashton really cheated on Demi? I personally do not, Kutcher has seem to be a great family guy and took Demi and her family in. He gets along great with everyone, and the two seem very happy together. I just hope for his sake I am right, if not Bruce might come after him haha.

Afternoon Delight

  • Kim Kardashian doesn’t coke up like Paris, but she sure sucks one like she does–celebitchy
  • Stephanie Tanner popped out another baby, he comes the alcoholism again–dlisted
  • Mariska Hargitay is moving to LA Law and Order–Eonline
  • Blake Lively filling out her new dress pretty well–Egotastic
  • Selena Gomez looking hot in her new video–JustJaredJR
  • Ryan Kwanten cover GQ–JustJared
  • Heidi Montag filling out her bikini well–PopSugar
  • Speaking of Heidi and her crazy ex-Spencer, they just wanted to tease us with a tape–TMZ
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1 Sep 2010

Did Ashton Kutcher cheat on Demi?

Author: blake | Filed under: Couples

Taylor Lautner lawsuit
Leave it to Taylor Lautner to puss out. Lautner has been caught up in a lawsuit over his RV being delivered late. He also claims there were missing customizations to his trailer. The owner of the RV company stated that Lautner only asked for a custom paint job and he got one. The owner then stated that instead of suing him why not do a push-up contest for charity. If Lautner wins, RV owner will donate all the money to a charity. Well, Lautner must not feel like being in the giving mood.

Lautner said that because the RV was not sent to him on time it created emotional distress and annoyance, and is suing for 40K. Although, Lautner may not do the push-up contest, he may still allow the Rv Owner to donate 40K of money to charity of his choice. So we will see where this matter goes.

Afternoon Delight

  • Activia will make you poop, and Jamie Lee Curtis loves it–celebitchy
  • A Hamm and Boob Sandwich on this months Rolling Stonedlisted
  • SamRo’s dog may get the death penalty–Eonline
  • Natalie Portman gets hard nipples when she works out too–Egotastic
  • Demi Moore dirty dancing with Ashton and SnoopPopSugar
  • Anne Hathway chops off all her hair, short hair the new thing–JustJared
  • Kim Kardashian like’s her sister’s va jay jay–HuffPo
  • Zsa Zsa back in hospital and unresponsive–Radar
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31 Aug 2010

Taylor Lautner not up for push-up contest

Author: blake | Filed under: Celebrity

Here is a group of video clips from the Emmy’s that just made it hilarious to watch.


Jimmy Fallon talking to the Glee cast doing a competition to get to the Emmy’s. The Betty White and John Hamm section is hilarious.

This Modern family skit made me laugh all the way through.

The last one is a Mel Gibson joke from Ricky Gervais.

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31 Aug 2010

Great Funny Moments from the Emmy’s

Author: blake | Filed under: Awards

Sorry for not being on here people lately. I hope I can get you all back. I had a long weekend vacation for a wedding back up at home. I really did not have much computer access and was not able to make frequent updates to the site. Anyways, it looks like I did miss a little bit of an eventful time during this long vacation. Some of the things I missed were things like: DWTS Cast is Revealed, how exciting maybe Bristol Palin will hook up with The Situation! We also missed the crazy rampage the Millionaire Matchmaker did on her stylist. Jessica Alba showed us a wonderful upskirt allowing us to see her butt cheeks.

Then you have the crazy lawsuit by Taylor Lautner, where the RV company man has asked to settle by doing push-ups. I think Lautner should go for it.
Paris Hilton Mug Shot Cocaine
Of course the biggest news is Paris Hilton’s big drug arrest. The bitch is going to be serving severe hard time this time. Hilton was arrested in Nevada for cocaine possession, which she says was not her cocaine and she thought it was gum. Are you serious, show me some powdered gum.

Radar Reported:

Paris Hilton has been charged with felony cocaine possesion, RadarOnline.com has learned. According to the criminal complaint filed by the Las Vegas District Attorney, Paris “Wilfully (sic), unlawfully, feloniously, knowingly, and intentionally possess a controlled substance, to-wit: Cocaine.”

As RadarOnline.com has previously reported, Hilton was arrested early Saturday morning in Las Vegas after cops found .8 grams of cocaine on the heiress at a traffic stop. Her boyfriend Cy Waits was the driver of the car and after the car was stopped when the officer smelled “the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle.” Cy was “administered a series of filed sobriety tests, which Waits failed.”

Police wrote in their report that Paris told the officer she was “extremely embarrassed” and needed to used the bathroom “badly” so the officer escorted her into the Wynn.

The officer wrote that Paris was carrying a purse as they went into the Wynn and Hilton told him she needed to put some lip balm on. “As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggy begin to fall from the purse and into my hand.”

The officer waited for the arrival of a female officer to assist in the search and they removed the “suspected bindle of cocaine,” and then Paris was read her Miranda rights. Paris told the officer that the purse was not hers, and that “she had borrowed it from a friend.”

When the officer asked Hilton whose cocaine it was “she said she had not seen it but now thought it was gum.”

Paris told the officer the $1,300 cash and credit card were hers, but “several cosmetic items in the purse were not hers.”

The officer placed Paris under arrest “for possession of a controlled substance cocaine.”

She had .08 grams of cocaine. I am unsure if that is a lot or not for a large arrest. I know news reporters said that she could be facing charges that could sentence her to 40 years in prison. So 40 years in prison for a celebrity is actually about 6 to 7 years celebrity time. Which is still a lot for a celebrity. I am sure she will get special treatment.

Vacation Ketch-Up

  • Samantha Ronson’s bulldog attacked and kills Maltese, lil hungry–celebitchy
  • Taylor Momsen ho’in it up on Lettermen(site NSFW)–Drunken Stepfather
  • Slash, slashes his marriage–Eonline
  • Sofia Vergera run naked down Sunset Blvd?–dlisted
  • Reese Witherspoon poking out–Cityrag
  • Katy Perry continues to tease us, this time with an areola flash–Egotastic
  • Lindsay Lohan comes out in LA and wears no bra(NSFW)–Celebslam
  • Christina Hendricks and her two best friends come out for the Emmy’s–IDLYITW
  • Dianna Agron looking sexy in Vanity Fair–JustJared
  • Sarah Silverman looking sexy for Machete premiere–Trendmill
  • Sandra Bullock’s post divorce interview–People
  • Lindsay Lohan lies to Vanity Fair and says she’s no drug or alcohol addict–PopSugar
  • Brad Pitt narrating Superbowl film–HP
  • Troy Polamula hair is insured for million dollars–ESPN
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31 Aug 2010

Vacation Ketch-Up with Paris Hilton Arrest

Author: blake | Filed under: Arrests

Tiger Woods
Well now that Elin came out and spoke about her feelings, Tiger had to put in his two cents. Tiger states,”I wish her the best in everything,” Tiger, 34, said at a press conference on Wednesday in New Jersey (via People). “It’s a sad time in our lives. And we’re looking forward to how we can help our kids the best way we possibly can. And that’s the most important thing.”

Tiger realizes that it was all his fault and he feels sad for his family. Look at the bright side Tiger, Rachel Uchitel said she would take you back in a heart beat. Also you are free to do any crazy sex acts you want now. Maybe get it all out of your system before you decide to get re-married in the future. Go out and do that nasty three way you wanted to do with the woman and the donkey.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/08/25/tiger-woods-i-wish-elin-the-best/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+justjared%2FTOvO+%28Just+Jared%29&utm_content=Google+Reader#ixzz0xeN6hGId

Afternoon Delight

  • New Sextuplets to come to TLC, Kate your so screwed–dlisted
  • Lindsay Lohan will be back in jail in no time–celebitchy
  • Christina Hendricks boobs can sell anything–Eonline
  • Hot Romanian singer, Inna(NSFW)–Egotastic
  • About time, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth split–JustJared
  • Olivia Wilde looks sexy in a bikini–PopSugar
  • Scarlett Johansson’s boobs too big for Girl with Dragon Tattoo(site NSFW)–Mr.Skin
  • Kricky, Dundee owes millions of dollars in taxes–Radar
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25 Aug 2010

Tiger Woods responds to Elin’s People statement

Author: blake | Filed under: Cheating

Mariah Carey
Reports are coming out that Mariah Carey is definitely four months pregnant. Nick Cannon and her have been keeping private on the matters and do not want to talk about it. It is said that Nick is only sharing the news with close friends only. When asked about it this past Monday Nick stated, “”I’ve said it before and I’ll say it time and time again — when my wife feels like talking about whatever she wants to talk about, you will hear it directly from her.”

So it makes me wonder, when will she announce she is pregnant. She waiting for the thing to pop out and be like, “Oh, I was pregnant people.” Anyways, her stomach seems to grow and her face is getting puffier, so it seems like a sign to me. Either she is prego or just cannot get away from the fridge. I would rather say i’m pregnant if I was her instead of letting people think I am just getting fat.

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25 Aug 2010

Mariah Carey Four Months Pregnant?

Author: blake | Filed under: Pregnancy

Lindsay Lohan
The craziness has just been left out of the can again. Lindsay Lohan has already signed her release forms for her rehab. Lohan was only there for 23 days out of her 90 day sentence. So what does this teach us everyone, if you do drugs and your famous you are above the law. Findings stated from UCLA’s doctors that Lindsay was not addicted to anything. It makes me wonder then why she acts the way she does and why she look like a skinny crack whore? Anyways, I give it a week before we see some crap

go down. I just hope I am proven wrong and Lindsay will start thinking about her career more then a fat crack rock.

TMZ stated:
Lindsay Lohan’s UCLA medical bill was a whopping $40,000 a week … sources familiar with her treatment tell TMZ

Before continuing … we’ll answer what we know you’re asking. We’re told Lindsay’s insurance (SAG) does not cover treatment at the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital.

Sources at UCLA tell us the base rate for treatment at the Hospital is $17,850 a week, which does not include the cost of doctors, testing, medication, or therapists. All tolled, Lindsay’s bill came to $40,000 a week.

Here’s what’s crazy … Judge Marsha Revel ordered 13 weeks of treatment, which would have brought the bill to $520,000. According to the docs, Judge Revel overreacted and Lindsay was released after only 23 days — almost 3 1/2 weeks. That reduces the cost to a very reasonable $130,400.

So she is stuck with a six-figure bill, which I am sure she is going to try to get back with her stupid lawsuit against the courts or doctors for misdiagnosing her. If she balances her money right she has a lot of offers thrown out at her. She has Machete coming out here soon, the Linda Lovelace film, her million dollar interview, and also DWTS offered her a role that she probably will not take.

Morning Ketch-Up

  • Miss Philippines sort of messed up on Miss Universe–dlisted
  • I’m sure Bill Cosby would of loved to officiated the nudist pudding fight(NSFW)–Cityrag
  • So is Kurt going to give the reach around or will his new boyfriend on Glee?–Towleroad
  • Why is Jennifer Aniston still a star?–Eonline
  • Ali Larter is a hot soon to be MILF–Egotastic
  • I will help Elin Nordegren get over Tiger real quick–JustJared
  • Laurence Fishburne helping porn daughter out in legal bills–TMZ
  • Beyonce looking good flashing her belly–PopSugar
  • Heidi Montag regrets surgery now–Radar
  • Cherly Cole turns down six figure offer from Playboy–celebitchy
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25 Aug 2010

The crazy can just re-hashed, Lindsay Lohan out of rehab

Author: blake | Filed under: Rehab

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