We all have friends that we enjoy being around. We all have ones that also influence us more then others and we act differently around some then other ones. Paris Hilton’s one friend does not deny Paris knows how to make friends. She just makes friends that are not long last connecting ones.

Brittany Flickinger, winner of Paris Hilton’s New BFF states “I’m a nice girl so I just kinda, like, had to sever myself from the whole…It just wasn’t my style” Was that in English seriously? Flickinger translates by saying that her and Paris did not really hang out on the show, but more afterwards. She said Paris was out of control. “The way Paris acts is really out there and always the center of attention, always takes it too far,everytime we go out.”

She backs Paris up in her latest problem by saying she has never seen Paris do drugs while they were out or even buy any.

In the end Flickinger just seperated herself from the party lifestyle. She believes Paris needs real friends.

Paris denies this and states that Brittany is her ex-BFF and that she was a fame whore. Well Paris, you too are a fame whore. You’re such a fame whore that you would take dicks in ya so you can be more famous.

Morning Ketch-Up

• Mother CrackLohan is upset at judge for comparing Snooki to daughter Lindsay–celebitchy
• 1/3 of LFO died–dlisted
• Lindsay Lohan new slut modeling–Hollywood Tuna
• Woah, Ashley Greene has some serious melons–Popoholic
• World’s shortest man gets down(site NSFW)–Drunken Stepfather
• Pete of Smallville and Karissa Shannon have a sex video, go Petey–Eonlne
• Katy Perry on X-Factor Italy--Egotastic
• Amanda Seyfrieds pretty body graces Elle cover–JustJared
• Can Jennifer Aniston ruin Cougartown too?–Buzzsugar
• Heidi Montag shares cocktail hour with pooch–PopSugar
• Spencer Pratt apologizes to Heidi for messing up–Radar

Sorry for not being on here people lately. I hope I can get you all back. I had a long weekend vacation for a wedding back up at home. I really did not have much computer access and was not able to make frequent updates to the site. Anyways, it looks like I did miss a little bit of an eventful time during this long vacation. Some of the things I missed were things like: DWTS Cast is Revealed, how exciting maybe Bristol Palin will hook up with The Situation! We also missed the crazy rampage the Millionaire Matchmaker did on her stylist. Jessica Alba showed us a wonderful upskirt allowing us to see her butt cheeks.

Then you have the crazy lawsuit by Taylor Lautner, where the RV company man has asked to settle by doing push-ups. I think Lautner should go for it.

Of course the biggest news is Paris Hilton’s big drug arrest. The bitch is going to be serving severe hard time this time. Hilton was arrested in Nevada for cocaine possession, which she says was not her cocaine and she thought it was gum. Are you serious, show me some powdered gum.

Radar Reported:

Paris Hilton has been charged with felony cocaine possesion, RadarOnline.com has learned. According to the criminal complaint filed by the Las Vegas District Attorney, Paris “Wilfully (sic), unlawfully, feloniously, knowingly, and intentionally possess a controlled substance, to-wit: Cocaine.”

As RadarOnline.com has previously reported, Hilton was arrested early Saturday morning in Las Vegas after cops found .8 grams of cocaine on the heiress at a traffic stop. Her boyfriend Cy Waits was the driver of the car and after the car was stopped when the officer smelled “the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle.” Cy was “administered a series of filed sobriety tests, which Waits failed.”

Police wrote in their report that Paris told the officer she was “extremely embarrassed” and needed to used the bathroom “badly” so the officer escorted her into the Wynn.

The officer wrote that Paris was carrying a purse as they went into the Wynn and Hilton told him she needed to put some lip balm on. “As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggy begin to fall from the purse and into my hand.”

The officer waited for the arrival of a female officer to assist in the search and they removed the “suspected bindle of cocaine,” and then Paris was read her Miranda rights. Paris told the officer that the purse was not hers, and that “she had borrowed it from a friend.”

When the officer asked Hilton whose cocaine it was “she said she had not seen it but now thought it was gum.”

Paris told the officer the $1,300 cash and credit card were hers, but “several cosmetic items in the purse were not hers.”

The officer placed Paris under arrest “for possession of a controlled substance cocaine.”

She had .08 grams of cocaine. I am unsure if that is a lot or not for a large arrest. I know news reporters said that she could be facing charges that could sentence her to 40 years in prison. So 40 years in prison for a celebrity is actually about 6 to 7 years celebrity time. Which is still a lot for a celebrity. I am sure she will get special treatment.

Vacation Ketch-Up

• Samantha Ronson’s bulldog attacked and kills Maltese, lil hungry–celebitchy
• Taylor Momsen ho’in it up on Lettermen(site NSFW)–Drunken Stepfather
• Slash, slashes his marriage–Eonline
• Sofia Vergera run naked down Sunset Blvd?–dlisted
• Reese Witherspoon poking out–Cityrag
• Katy Perry continues to tease us, this time with an areola flash–Egotastic
• Lindsay Lohan comes out in LA and wears no bra(NSFW)–Celebslam
• Christina Hendricks and her two best friends come out for the Emmy’s–IDLYITW
  
• Dianna Agron looking sexy in Vanity Fair–JustJared
• Sarah Silverman looking sexy for Machete premiere–Trendmill
• Sandra Bullock’s post divorce interview–People
• Lindsay Lohan lies to Vanity Fair and says she’s no drug or alcohol addict–PopSugar
• Brad Pitt narrating Superbowl film–HP
• Troy Polamula hair is insured for million dollars–ESPN

We are hearing about a crazy conspiracy theory now that is involving the King of the World, Leo DiCaprio. Aretha Wilson, you know the crazy bitch who slashed Leo’s face with a broken bottle, states that she is a victim of a cover up involving the police, prosecutors, and Canadian officials. She claims it is his fault and he started the fight with her.

Wilson claims that that she called DiCaprio’s entourage a bunch of “fags.” They brushed it off until she called Leo a “little man” and he came at her and she defended herself with a broken bottle leaving DiCaprio with 12 stitches to the face.

She thinks it is suspicious that he did not report it till three days later. No lady it is not suspicious, he was contemplating on what he should charge you with or how to go about it. He most likely was in shock and upset about his pretty face it took him some days to calm down to report it. The woman also thinks it is weird that all five witnesses have different stories and are all from his friends.

Leo also stated he never knew the bitch before, but she claims that they were friends. Wilson even states that she has been to Leo’s home and met his mother.

Leo’s attorney’s says Wilson’s cover up story is “absurd” the women is going looney. It turns out she has done this before.

It has now been five years since this has happened and Wilson’s attorney believes she will not be found guilty. Ya right.

Morning Ketch-Up

• Jennifer Aniston to be in Cougar Town season premiere–celebitchy
• Sean Penn’s crazy vamp look for Rock film–dlisted
• I wonder if Katy Perry sprouted here boobs around this time–Buzzfeed
• Is Jessica Alba insecure about her body?–Drunken Stepfather
• Grand MILF of the day, Lisa Rinna–Hollywood Tuna
• How many Adriana Lima’s does it take to put on a t-shirt?–Popoholic
• Karissa Shannon confirms Heidi Montag sex tape–Superficial
• Britney Spears transforms into Manga character–JustJared
• Taylor Lautner crying over not receiving trailer in time–TMZ
• Uma Thurman looking good in a bikini–PopSugar
• Martin Short wife of 30 years loses battle to cancer–Radar
• Early decision coming for Lindsay Lohan case today–Eonline

This is a shot of Lindsay’s booking yesterday. Unfortunately, Lohan will not have a long sentence there at the jail. The sheriff there confirmed that Lindsay will only be there for two weeks, due to overcrowding. She will then go to rehab for 90 days. This just shows how celebrities are above the law. I am sure if I went to jail I would not get released in two weeks due to overcrowding. Of course I would probably go to jail for something different then a DUI and not showing up to court. If I was to do time it would be something crazy, like shitting in the salad bowl at a buffet bar.

Here is another funny tidbit. Lindsay is housed in the jail cell right beside the one that kept Paris Hilton. The person in Paris Hilton’s cell is the girl who robbed Orlando Bloom’s house. The girl also targeted Lindsay Lohan’s house at one point. I think they should let the two out and see which one gets shanked by the other one first.

While in jail Lindsay will be able to take her Adderall and her Ambien. If you feel sorry for Lindsay you can mail her:

Century Regional Detention Facility
11705 S. Alameda Street
Lynwood, CA 90262

Morning Ketch-Up

• Lady Gaga gets her own tea, Taste of Gaga–celebitchy
• Mariah Carey launches wild site for Lollipop Bling–CoverAwards
• Jennifer Aniston has a stalker, maybe she should date him–dlisted
• Jesse James wins custody battle–Eonline
• Victoria Silvstedt is bikini hot–celebslam
• Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers sends Mel Gibson a Thank You Muffin Basket–Access Hollywood
• Ali Larter pregnant–JustJared
• Zac Efron at the Mall of America–PopSugar

The world is finally safe, people can now walk the streets not worrying about getting hit by a car by a cracked out Lindsay Lohan. Lohan came to court today, late, as if she had any respect for our government and it’s laws. Anyways, the process only took a few minutes. The judge stated that Lindsay will be enrolled into rehab after her jail sentence. There still was no mention of a shorter term sentencing.

The cameras were all shut off and no one was allowed to take pictures of her handcuffed according to law. I am sure there will be pictures leaked somewhere, but who ever does leak them needs to be weary as they may face a lawsuit.

Afternoon Delight

• M.Night Shyamalan tells reporter that he should kill himself–celebitchy
• Modern Family director surprised at Ed O’Neil Emmy Snub–Eonline
• Ice-T arrested for no seat belt, really?–dlisted
• Ali Lohan to go braless until sister is released–Egotastic
• Sofia Vergara looking amazing on the beach again–PopSugar
• Jonah Hill and Brad Pitt behind the scenes of Moneyball–JustJared

Lindsay is going to shit a brick in jail. She is not getting any real special treatment besides being alone. The prison that Lindsay will be staying at has prepared themselves for her arrival. She will have her own solitary cell at Lynwood Correctional Facility.

Lohan will be allowed to shower every other day and get to exercise three days a week. They are keeping her in a solitary cell so she does not interact with other inmates most likely for her own safety. She will get two cold meals and one hot meal a day. It is said that Lohan is expected to spend as much as up to 20 hours a day in her prison cell.

On the plus side, law enforcement has said they are not guaranteeing that Lindsay can take all the medications that she is currently taking. Most likely they will have their own doctor review her and get rid of all those other drugs that she does not need.

The more and more I hear about Lindsay Lohan the angrier I get. Lohan still thinks she is above the law and does not have to obey it. Lindsay has recently hired Robert Shapiro to be her lawyer. He states that he is helping her, but has not yet convinced her that she has to surrender to jail tomorrow.

Tomorrow Lindsay Lohan has to surrender to the court and serve her 90 day sentence. Which is said to be actually 22 days behind actual bars.

Shapiro has said that he only agreed to represent Lindsay if she agreed to serving her time.

Well dad’s lock up your young daughters. Roman Polanski was officially released in Switzerland. The Swiss will also not hand him over to American authorities, so as long as Roman stays there he is a free man. Just never travel to the US buddy or you may never come back. The Swiss said that they will not take Roman to US because US has not given them anything they wanted.

NY Times Reported:

Ms. Widmer-Schlumpf said the American authorities had rejected a request by her ministry for records of a hearing by the prosecutor in the case, Roger Gunson, in January 2010 which should have established whether the judge who tried the case in 1977 had assured Mr. Polanski that time he spent in a psychiatric unit would constitute the whole of the period of imprisonment he would serve.

“If this were the case, Roman Polanski would actually have already served his sentence and therefore both the proceedings on which the U.S. extradition request is founded and the request itself would have no foundation,” the Swiss Justice Ministry said in a statement.

So make sure you sow up your kids assholes tight around this crazy sicko.

Afternoon Delight

• Is Gerard Butler in a new Joe Dirt film?–dlisted
• Is Jessica Simpson pulling a LeAnn Rimes?–Eonline
• Jude Law cuts back and does some karaoke–JustJared
• Ryan Seacrest likes to impress, drops 10K tip at dinner–TMZ
• Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore talk about their cleanse diet–US
• Heather Graham looking good on the beach–PopSugar
• Sexy Dita Von Teese ad–Socialite
• Whoopi defends Mel Gibson–celebitchy

Finally, the justice system has prevailed. Yesterday I sat and watched the live televised court hearing of the one Lindsay cracked out Lohan. While watching it I found that all the people in the court including the lawyers and Judge Marsha Revel to seem completely incompetent. Luckily, Revel proved me wrong and sentenced Lindsay to 90 days in prison, then 90 days in rehab. She will then be put on probation. When Revel released the statement Lohan bursted into tears and felt that life is just unfair. Well if you break the law you have to pay the price.

Lohan’s attorney then asked if Lindsay can take the SCRAM bracelet off during her last two weeks. Judge said no, and knew Lindsay would snort as much coke and drink as much as possible before entering. Lohan has two weeks before she has to go to jail.

I hope this court hearing and her time in jail will clear her mind and get her life back together. It looks like Inferno is going to be put on hold. I would of liked to seen more of the reaction of Michael and Dina Lohan. I think this will do Lindsay good, once you fall so far down the rabbit hole you may realize that you need to turn your life around.

Update: Check out Dina and Michael Lohan’s reaction

Morning Ketch-Up

• Sophie Monks lazy side boob–Hollywood Tuna
• Carrie Prejean’s wedding photo–Eonline
• Rihanna showing off that rear–celebuzz
• Lindsay Lohan nailed with another lawsuit while in court, ain’t that a bitch–TMZ
• Serena Williams gets glammed for Harpers Bazaar–JustJared
• Many celebs attend Couture Shows in Paris–PopSugar

Surprise surprise, George Michael has gotten into another car accident. When are they going to take this guys license off of him. Soon he will kill several people by driving into a large crowd. Around 3:30am Sunday morning, Michaels drove his Range Rover into a camera store. Michaels then got out of the car to wait for the police to come. It seems he knows the drill quite well.

Michaels posted bail and there is no statement if he was high or drunk. Just last year Michaels was busted for driving under the influence. Also, in 2007 he was banned from driving for two years after he fell asleep at the wheel. I am not sure who is worse, him or Lindsay Lohan.

When your a rich musician you should be able to afford a taxi or some type of driver. Hopefully he loses his license for several more years or for good.