Last night was the 2012 Critics’ Choice Awards. The two films that stood out were “The Help” and “The Artist”. So check out the winners. I will put besides each one Culture’s Slants choices of who should of won. No politics involved in my choices.

Best Picture
The Artist – WINNER
The Descendants
Drive
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
The Help
Hugo
Midnight in Paris
Moneyball
The Tree of Life
War Horse

(Culture Slant says no winner, all these are not worthy.)

Best Actor
George Clooney – The Descendants – WINNER
Leonardo DiCaprio – J. Edgar (Culture Slant’s Choice)
Jean Dujardin – The Artist
Michael Fassbender – Shame
Ryan Gosling – Drive
Brad Pitt – Moneyball

Best Actress
Viola Davis – The Help – WINNER
Elizabeth Olsen – Martha Marcy May Marlene (She showed her tits, she wins)
Meryl Streep – The Iron Lady
Tilda Swinton – We Need to Talk about Kevin
Charlize Theron – Young Adult
Michelle Williams – My Week with Marilyn

Best Supporting Actor
Christopher Plummer – Beginners – WINNER
Kenneth Branagh – My Week with Marilyn
Albert Brooks – Drive
Nick Nolte – Warrior
Patton Oswalt – Young Adult
Andy Serkis – Rise of the Planet of the Apes (Amazing in this film, Winner)

Best Supporting Actress
Octavia Spencer – The Help – WINNER
Berenice Bejo – The Artist
Jessica Chastain – The Help
Melissa McCarthy – Bridesmaids (Hilarious, should of been Winner)
Carey Mulligan – Shame
Shailene Woodley – The Descendants

Best Young Actor/Actress
Thomas Horn – WINNER (We agree)
Asa Butterfield
Elle Fanning
Ezra Miller
Saoirse Ronan
Shailene Woodley

Best Acting Ensemble
The Help – WINNER
The Artist
Bridesmaids (Hilarious, should of won)
The Descendants
The Ides of March

Best Director
Michel Hazanavicius – The Artist – WINNER
Stephen Daldry – Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Alexander Payne – The Descendants (Heard this was great, so he wins)
Nicolas Winding Refn – Drive
Martin Scorsese – Hugo
Steven Spielberg – War Horse

Best Original Screenplay
Woody Allen – Midnight in Paris – WINNER
Michel Hazanavicius – The Artist
Will Reiser – 50/50 (Good movie, and only one we have seen, he wins)
Tom McCarthy and Joe Tiboni – Win Win
Diablo Cody – Young Adult

Best Adapted Screenplay
Steven Zaillian and Aaron Sorkin – Moneyball – WINNER (Agree)
Alexander Payne and Nat Faxon & Jim Rash – The Descendants
Eric Roth – Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Tate Taylor – The Help
John Logan – Hugo

Best Cinematography
Janusz Kaminski – War Horse – WINNER
Newton Thomas Sigel – Drive
Robert Richardson – Hugo
Guillaume Schiffman – The Artist
Emmanuel Lubezki – The Tree of Life

Morning KetchUp

• Chris Martin mad at Gwyneth for wearing Brad Pitt’s jewelry–celebitchy
• Did Heather Locklear try to commit suicide?–Eonline
• Brad Pitt hits Critics’ Choice Awards solo–PopSugar
• Check out Beyonce’s birthing suite–dlisted
• Olivia Munn’s new nude Peta Ad–JustJared
• Khloe Kardashian made at Lamar for seeing strippers–Radar

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Katy Perry has now announced she is not attending People’s Choice. Perry was nominated for six awards and will be a no show now. The show airs tomorrow and was suppose to be Katy Perry’s first appearance after her announced divorce from Russell Brand. Brand himself was told not to come by the award show. It makes me wonder if Katy didn’t feel that was right and decided not to come herself.

Morning KetchUp

• Lauren Bush in a bikini–PopSugar
• Beyonce wants you to know the baby came out of her vagina, and she once had a miscarriage–dlisted
• Seth Rogen peed in Tom Cruise’s driveway–Radar
• Evan Rachel Wood is engaged to Jamie Bell–celebitchy
• Carrie Underwood saves injured dog on highway–Eonline
• Lindsay Lohan to play Elizabeth Taylor in tv film–JustJared

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A funny skit with Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel showing the trailer of the Oscars. They are on a search for Billy Crystal and along the way they meet various celebrity guests, including a funny Robin Williams.

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You have to give Tina Fey credit for this awesome photobomb at the Emmy’s last night. I actually did a good photobomb a couple days ago, but this definitely beats mine.

Afternoon Delight

• Anne Hathaway vintage shoot–yeeah
• David Beckham gets women to sniff his leg at Target–celebitchy
• Brad Pitt on cover of Sports Illustrated–JustJared
• Katy Perry Maxim outtake photos–Hollywood Tuna
• Charlie Sheen runs into Ashton Kutcher at Emmy’s backstage–Superficial
• Lea Michele broke character at Emmy’s–Lainey Gossip
• Journey guitarist, Neal Schon’ ex-wife doesn’t like new hookup–Eonline
• John Travolta’s vintage Mercedes Benz stolen–Radar
• Is Lindsay Lohan and her mom making out while drunk?–Egotastic
• Paz De La Huerta looks terrible on Emmy carpet–dlisted

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About time Ed O’Neill will be getting a Hollywood star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. He had both his current tv wife and his past tv wife accompany him.

Sofia Vergara shared, “When I was in Colombia and I was a young, very beautiful girl, I would watch Married… With Children, with Ed with his hand in his pants, talking with this very sexy Antonio Banderas accent—because in Colombia it was dubbed into Spanish.”

“I want to tell Eddie, he’s one lucky mo-fo,” Katey Sagal chimmed in, who we all grew and love as Peggy Bundy. “Here he’s got these two beautiful women that he’s had in his life, hopefully this one as long as he’s had me,” she added, gesturing toward Vergara. “And I’m sure he will.”

Ed O’Neil responded back, “As I’m standing here, it’s a bit emotional. I can’t help thinking that somewhere in the world, at this moment in a hospital, a beautiful little baby girl is being born. And when she grows up she’s going to be my next wife on TV, and I look forward to that day.”

O’Neil was a school teacher in Ohio and then got into acting. He was taught in an area close to where I grew up, so I enjoyed hearing about his story and how he became famous. I am glad to see that he has now received his star.

Morning KetchUp

• Police officer caught having sex on camera–dlisted
• Spanish star Elana Anaya in lesbian frolic (NSFW)–Mr.Skin
• Justin Bieber in minor car accident–Eonline
• Robert Downey Jr. having first baby with his wife–Radar
• Amy Child’s lingerie photos–Egotastic

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So a quick rundown of MTV’s VMA’s last night. The main tribute was to Britney Spears, don’t ask me why she deserves a tribute over other classic stars because she doesn’t. I think if you give Britney a tribute in roughly 20 years, then ya it is worth it.

Next up was the awkward moment between Britney and Lady Gaga. Gaga was dressed up as her manly costume and tried to give Britney a kiss, and Gaga got rejected.

Anyways, the whole show was outdone by Beyonce’s news of her pregnancy. So at the end of the night we could of skipped the whole VMA’s and just had a tape of Beyonce saying she was pregnant.

If you care the winners are listed below.

VMA Winners

VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Adele – Rolling In The Deep
Tyler, The Creator – Yonkers
Katy Perry – Firework – WINNER
Bruno Mars – Grenade
Beastie Boys – Make Some Noise

BEST FEMALE VIDEO
Adele – Rolling In The Deep
Beyonce – Run The World (Girls)
Katy Perry – Firework
Nicki Minaj – Super Bass
Lady Gaga – Born This Way – WINNER

BEST MALE VIDEO
Cee Lo Green – F*** You
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie
Bruno Mars – Grenade
Kanye West feat. Rihanna & Kid Cudi – All of the Lights
Justin Bieber – U Smile – WINNER

BEST HIP HOP VIDEO
Lil Wayne feat. Cory Gunz – 6’7’
Kanye West feat. Rihanna & Kid Cudi – All Of The Lights
Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes – Look At Me Now
Nicki Minaj – Super Bass – WINNER
Lupe Fiasco – The Show Goes On

BEST NEW ARTIST
Foster The People
Wiz Khalifa
Big Sean feat. Chris Brown
Tyler, The Creator – WINNER
Kreayshawn

BEST POP VIDEO
Katy Perry – Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)
Adele – Rolling In The Deep
Bruno Mars – Grenade
Pitbull feat. NE-YO, Nayer & Afrojack – Give Me Everything
Britney Spears – Till The World Ends – WINNER

BEST ROCK VIDEO
The Black Keys – Howlin For You
Foo Fighters – Walk – WINNER
Foster The People – Pumped Up Kicks
Mumford & Sons – The Cave
Cage The Elephant – Shake Me Down

BEST COLLABORATION
Pitbull feat. NE-YO, Nayer & Afrojack – Give Me Everything
Chris Brown feat. Lil Wayne & Busta Rhymes – Look At Me Now
Kanye West feat. Rihanna & Kid Cudi – All Of The Lights
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West- E.T. – WINNER
Nicki Minaj feat. Drake – Moment 4 Life

BEST ART DIRECTION
Adele – Rolling In The Deep – WINNER
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West – E.T.
Lady Gaga – Judas
Kanye West – Power
Death Cab For Cutie – You Are A Tourist

BEST CHOREOGRAPHY
Beyonce – Run The World (Girls) – WINNER
Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
Lady Gaga – Judas
Bruno Mars – The Lazy Song
LMFAO feat. Lauren Bennett & GoonRock – Party Rock Anthem

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Adele – Rolling In The Deep – WINNER
Beyonce – Run The World (Girls)
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie
Katy Perry – Teenage Dream
Thirty Seconds To Mars – Hurricane

BEST DIRECTION
Adele – Rolling In The Deep – WINNER
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie
Katy Perry feat. Kayne West – E.T.
Thirty Seconds To Mars – Hurricane
Beastie Boys – Make Some Noise

BEST EDITING
Adele – Rolling In The Deep – WINNER
Katy Perry feat. Kayne West – E.T.
Thirty Seconds To Mars – Hurricane
Kanye West feat. Rihanna & Kid Cudi – All Of The Lights
Manchester Orchestra – Simple Math

BEST SFX (SPECIAL EFFECTS)
Manchester Orchestra – Simple Math
Katy Perry feat. Kanye West – E.T. – WINNER
Kanye West – Power
Linkin Park – Waiting For The End
Chromeo – Don’t Turn The Lights On

BEST VIDEO WITH A MESSAGE
Lady Gaga – Born This Way – WINNER
Eminem feat. Rihanna – Love The Way You Lie
Katy Perry – Firework
Pink – F***** Perfect
Rise Against – Make It Stop
Taylor Swift – Mean

Weekend RoundUp

• Beyonce announces pregnancy–PopSugar
• Brad Pitt rescues extra on World War Z set–People
• Shia LaBeouf drunk and whinning–dlisted
• Adam Levine gives his opinion on the VMA’s–celebitchy
• Hunger Games trailer–Eonline
• Lady Gaga’s, “You and I,” at VMA’s–JustJared
• Dr.Phil interviews Casey Anthony’s parents–Radar

Topless photos of Kreayshawn (NSFW)–Egotastic

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Weekend Roundup

• Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez share kiss at Teen Choice Awards–PopSugar
• Teen Choice Award Winners–JustJared
• Outkasts, Big Boi, arrested–Eonline
• Ryan Reynolds and ScarJo may get back together–Radar
• Lady Gaga cross dresses–celebitchy
  

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The Oscar committee confirmed that Oprah will be getting an honorary Oscar due to her off-screen philanthropy that seems to always be controversial in the news. Along with Oprah, James Earl Jones will also be receiving an honorary Oscar.

Morning Ketchup

• Man of Steel gets Laurence Fishburne as Perry White–Movieweb
• Mila Kunis bitches at reporter in Russian–dlisted
• Redmond O’Neil didn’t learn, arrested again–Radar
  
• Kate Moss jokingly pushes kid into the sea–celebitchy
• Sean Kingston has had two open heart surgeries since accident–Eonline

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If any of you cared or even knew that the Miss USA pageant was this past Sunday. I know I personally don’t care about some girls prancing around and thinking their important due to their looks. Alyssa Campanella won the pageant and it is now said she is dating a C-list star. Torrance Coombs of the Tudors.

When he won he tweeted :
Pardon my french, but HOLY F–K! SHE WON!” he tweeted. “Congrats to Alyssa Campanella, Miss USA 2011. I am a puddle.”

I mean it is really no biggie. I mean it is great she won the pageant and it is great the two are together. I mean maybe he will get more attention now if he is spotted out with her.

Afternoon Delight

• Man gets seduced by Britney Spears on stage–celebs
• Tracy Morgan attends GLAAD event–celebitchy
• Lindsay Lohan tries to get whatever money she can–TMZ
• Sophia Bush covers Zooey magazine–JustJared
• Penn Badgley to play Jeff Buckley–Huff Po
• Daniel Radcliffe sticks to his guns and says Harry Potter no more–limelife
• Man robbed bank for dollar to get medical help–Radar
• Celebrity Hand bras–Fox News
• Alison Haislip In Her Undies –Egotastic
• January Jones wanted to get pregnant and tried–Eonline

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The Laker’s star is the first pro-athlete to ever get a star on the Walk of Fame.

“I feel like I’ve grown up in this city, and we’ve had a lot of ups and downs, but here we are—five championships, plenty of more to go, and I just feel extremely honored to be able to do this,” Bryant said during the ceremony for the event.

Jimmy Kimmel thought it would be funny to joke about the event and said, “It’s fitting that Kobe Bryant would have a place in Grauman’s Chinese Theatre because although he’s not an actor nor does he have any experience in theatrical arts he is—wait, why is this fitting?”

I completely agree, why is Kobe Bryant getting an award that only movie stars ever get? I mean what really makes him that deserving? Why has other sport stars in other sports ever get one?

Afternoon Delight

• Jesse James to write tell all book–LaineyGossip
• John Travolta without his wig–Crazy Days and Nights
• Sofia Vergara in Shape magazine–celebitchy
• Paz de la Huerta topless in another movie (NSFW)–Egotastic
• Elisabetta Canalis does a lap dance on stage–JustJared
• Rufus Wainwright has a baby–PopEater
• Sandlot Reunion–thedailywhat
• Justin Bieber chops off his hair–Radar
• Get a glimpes at the Royal Wedding Invitation–Eonline

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