So Star Magazine created a mess, by accusing Ashton Kutcher for cheating on Demi Moore. An eye witness states they saw Kutcher making out with a mysterious blonde at an Italian restaurant.

Here is a recap of the story:

Back in July, Ashton was at the Italian restaurant Madeo in LA with friends and “a bevy of women who looked like fashion models.” He “snuck off” with one “stunner” to a dark, secluded, hallway bathroom.

An eyewitness says: “Ashton had this gorgeous girl pinned against the wall and he was totally making out with her.” He had his baseball cap turned around “for easier access to the thin and leggy girl’s lips.”

The source says: “His hands were on her hips and she was pushing up against the mirrored wall so she couldn’t move, and he was grinding on her. He heard me walk by, and tried to bury his face in her neck so I wouldn’t recognize him. But I could see him clearly, because he was reflected in the mirror. I also saw him earlier at the bar. I know what he was wearing. So there’s no mistaking that it was Ashton Kutcher.”

The source notes that Ashton was clearly aroused, information we did not need to know.

So now that came out, Ashton and Demi had to respond their favorite way, via Twitter!

Ashton stated:
STAR magazine-you don’t get to stand behind “freedom of the press” when you are writing fiction.
I think Star magazine calling me a “cheater” qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.

Demi then pretty much retweeted what Ashton said.

So, do we believe Ashton really cheated on Demi? I personally do not, Kutcher has seem to be a great family guy and took Demi and her family in. He gets along great with everyone, and the two seem very happy together. I just hope for his sake I am right, if not Bruce might come after him haha.

Afternoon Delight

• Kim Kardashian doesn’t coke up like Paris, but she sure sucks one like she does–celebitchy
• Stephanie Tanner popped out another baby, he comes the alcoholism again–dlisted
• Mariska Hargitay is moving to LA Law and Order–Eonline
• Blake Lively filling out her new dress pretty well–Egotastic
• Selena Gomez looking hot in her new video–JustJaredJR
• Ryan Kwanten cover GQ–JustJared
• Heidi Montag filling out her bikini well–PopSugar
• Speaking of Heidi and her crazy ex-Spencer, they just wanted to tease us with a tape–TMZ

It just looks like Mel Gibson does not know when to stop. Radar online is now reporting that Mel hired Private Investigators to harass all of the possible witnesses Oksana has on him. This could be why Oksana’s dentist changed his mind.

Radar reported:

In a bombshell twist in the scandal, multiple sources have confirmed to RadarOnline.com that Mel’s camp had two private investigators visit at least two star witnesses, who are poised to provide evidence against the Oscar-winning actor/director about the January 6 brawl.

Oksana has told cops investigating the Lethal Weapon star he punched her twice in the face, leaving her with two broken veneers and a concussion.

RadarOnline.com learned that one of the witnesses who was visited by Mel’s private eyes was Oksana’s dentist, Dr. Ross Sheldon.

“This calculated ploy explains the conflicting stories the dentist supposedly made about the injuries Oksana suffered at the hands of Mel,” said a source, with intimate knowledge of the case.

Dr. Sheldon had reportedly privately declared the Russian musician, 40, had no swelling or bruising and there was no evidence of a strike to the mouth, despite photos — seen exclusively on RadarOnline.com — appearing to prove otherwise.

Complicating matters, the comments were in direct contrast to what the dentist said in a declaration to the court, that he believed Oksana suffered injuries from being struck twice, once in the side of the head and once in the mouth.

“Oksana’s camp believe Mel’s private eyes visited the dentist with a clear intent to make a forceful impression,” said the source.

Was it an intimidation tactic?

The source said: “If a level of doubt was created in regards to the dentist’s view about Oksana’s injuries, he could be considered someone who is not a credible witness.

“Mel’s lawyers could easily mount an argument against the dentist: on one hand, Dr. Sheldon protested one statement in a declaration to the court yet, here he was quoted supposedly having an opposing view.”

Despite his apparent conflicting stories, Dr. Sheldon has insisted he is willing to go on record stating that Oksana did indeed suffer a major blow to her mouth.

The dentist’s alleged statement backtracking on Oksana’s injuries was leaked to a Web site. But that Web site was later forced to retract the report after a lawyer representing the dentist made it clear the statements attributed to him were inaccurate.

Two private detectives visited the home of a second witness, RadarOnline.com has also learned.

Could Mel get in trouble with witness tampering too? I still do not know what is really going on. I know Mel is crazy, and it shows that his family seems to have some type of mental breakdown past. His father earlier in the week was ranting about how 90 percent of the Vatican are homosexuals and pedophiles. I mean he could be telling the truth, we do not know that. So, I will give him the benefit of the doubt on that one.

I kind of believe Oksana has some crazy to her too. I mean she knew what would happen, and I believe she pushed his buttons till he cracked. I mean she knew all this would happen, that is why she had tapes ready to go. We all know she sold them to Radar too for a large chunk of change, but will not admit it.

Morning Ketch-Up

• Big time photoshop Lil Kim ad–Accidental Sexiness
• Some more crazy photoshopiness–dlisted
• Now this is the kind of girl to date, check out how she quit her job–Chive
• Lindsay Lohan:The Porno photo shoot(NSFW)–Superficial
• Sofia Vergara looks amazingly hot in Esquire–Hollywood Tuna
• Russell Brand actually baths? Fun with Helen Mirren–SeriouslyOMG
• Jason Scwartzmann and Michael Cera do the weather in Atlanta–Eonline
• Runway Model, Marcelle Bittar tit slip–Egotastic
• Alanis Morissette is pregnant, wonder if it was conceived in the back of a theatre?–JustJared
• Tom Brady’s father visits him on field–PopSugar
• Mark Salling of Glee has a new solo album coming out–Marksalling Music
• Sandra Bullock and Jesse James spend time together for first time since scandal–Radar
• Look closely, Jennifer Aniston gives us a half nip slip–celebitchy

The View women have just seemed crazier ever since Whoopi has been on the show. Which, in my opinion is a good thing. Yesterday, Radar Online’s editor, David Perel, was on the show. They discussed the release of Mel Gibson’s tapes. As any good reporter would do, he denied who his source was. We all know who, but he denied it. He also said the tapes were not paid for, which we all know is bull shit.

Whoopi who has in the past supported Mel, but does not support violence, but believes Mel is a good man went after David. She asked Perel why the tapes would not of been turned over to the police instead of used for their site to bring in money. He stated the police already had them and then later asked for comment which they did not.

Radar Online reported:

Behar first asked Perel how RadarOnline.com obtained the tapes that by now, everyone has heard.

“That’s the question everybody asks,” Perel said. “A lot of hard digging, good reporters, good editors and it took a long time.”

Asked if RadarOnline.com forked over cash for the tapes, Perel responded, “No we have not, we have not paid for them … no money has changed hands.”

Perel said the Web site dug deep into the story, which started with restraining orders from both camps, and continued mushrooming as more details sprang forth.

Shepherd asked how we acquired the world exclusive interview with Oksana Grigorieva last week in the parking lot of a Southern California grocery store, to which Perel responded was the result of persistent efforts to interview the former girlfriend of Gibson.

“Finally, we got her at the grocery store,” Perel said. “Finally, and this is what you don’t see, is that behind our Senior Executive Editor Dylan Howard, there’s two cameramen trying to get in there, and he’s keeping them out.”

Goldberg then asked Perel why the Web site published the sensitive information.

“Because it’s a news story, because it’s a celebrity that’s involved in a criminal investigation,” Perel said. “This is reporting the news, that’s what we do, this is an entertainment news Web site. We go out, we report stories and as you know, this was picked up by every major network.”

When asked if he felt Grigorieva tried to set Gibson up, Perel said, “it doesn’t seem to be supported by the evidence.”

Whoopi just does not trust Oksana and her motivation behind the release of the tapes. She asked why did she not report it to the police and wait for these tapes to come out. We all know that Oksana wants a large amount of money and that is why she has done this.

The rest of the cast was in disgust though of how Radar Online took advantage of a baby and released it’s photo for money purposes. Perel stated there are only a few more tapes left.

Obviously Mel has problems, but what has caused these problems. Is it these traquelizers they are talking about, or other type of drugs. Or has the women completely made him nuts? I do not support violence at all, and believe a man should never hit a women. It is ashame that this has all happened and such a great actor has been put in a situation like this.

Look at all these weddings! You can tell it is July and it is the season for marriages. All the celebrities are coming out and tying the not these days, then a year or two later they will be divorced. It is how the celebrity world seems to work. Divorce rate is like 60 percent now for regular people, be a celebrity you are looking at about 85 percent.

Anyways, July 10, Office star John Krasinksi married the beautiful Emily Blunt in Italy.
US Weekly reported:

That’s amore! Emily Blunt and John Krasinski wed at the Villa D’este in Como, Italy, UsMagazine.com has confirmed.

“John and Emily were married on Saturday in a private ceremony,” Krasinski’s rep tells Us.

“It was an outdoor ceremony and absolutely beautiful,” says an insider. George Clooney and Italian girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis were in attendance; Blunt and Krasinski had been staying at Clooney’s nearby Lake Como estate since the July 4th weekend.

“It was an official ceremony. They are husband and wife,” adds the source.

After about a year of dating, The Office star Krasinski, 30, proposed to British actress Blunt, 27, with a 3-carat Edwardian diamond and platinum ring from Neil Lane, worth $100,000.

Krasinski told Access Hollywood that the proposal was “very casual” but very emotional, too. “She did cry after I cried, and we cried and then everyone around us was crying,” he said.

“She’s a wonderful girl,” Krasinski gushed at last year’s Emmys of his fiancee.

“So many people say, ‘You know when you know,’ and it’s true,” Krasinski added of his love. “It’s all true.”

Reps could not be reached for comment.

Another couple who got married was country star Carrie Underwood and her hockey man Mike Fisher. They decided to get married in Atlanta, GA. That is definitely no Italy.

US Weekly reported:

Carrie Underwood is a married woman! The American Idol winner, 27, wed her hockey player beau Mike Fisher Saturday night near Atlanta, Ga., UsMagazine.com has confirmed.

The two walked down the aisle in front of more than 200 guests at the Ritz Carlton Reynolds Plantation in Greensboro, Ga., in a ceremony estimated to cost more than $500,000, according to RadarOnline.com. Underwood and Fisher, who plays for the Ottawa Senators, said their vows under a lakeside tent.

After a year of dating, Fisher, 30, popped the question last December with a 12-carat ring worth about $800,000. “We’re both obviously excited and very happy,” Fisher said at the time. Underwood hired a wedding planner, but also ironed out many of the details herself.

“I bought a lot of magazines and am cutting out pictures,” she told Us in January. “I have a folder and I cut out pictures and glue them in. It’s in kind of a binder thing.”

Fisher was tasked with coordinating the honeymoon. “[Planning] that was Mike’s project,” she said at the CMA Fest last month.

“It’s a surprise. I have no clue where we are going, which is nice. I know it will be warm, that’s about it.”

The Grammy winner said she wasn’t worrying too much about slimming down before her wedding.

“I’m not a big stresser — Mike would love me if I weighed 800 pounds,” she told reporters after taking the entertainer of the year award for the second straight year at the Academy of Country Music Awards in April.

Underwood first met Fisher backstage after an October 2008 concert in Toronto. “I made sure he came in with some other people,” she told Cosmopolitan. “I was like, ‘What if he’s weird?’”

They made their first public appearance as a couple in January 2010 at an event in Quebec. After nabbing Video of the Year at the CMT Awards last month, Underwood gushed to Us, “No matter what happens, I go home a winner. I have the biggest prize, the guy sitting next to me. Win or lose, he is proud of me. Of course, it’s nice to share the good times too!”

Congrats to both couples. I hope you all last more than two years.

Weekend Ketch-Up

• Oksana Grigorieva lies her ass off and says she has no clue who released Mel’s tapes–celebitchy
• Taylor Momsen is no Miley mother f#*@ Cyrus–Evil Beet
• Joan Rivers vs Sam Ronson, winner Joan Rivers–dlisted
• Naomi Campbell to testify at War Crimes Tribunal–Eonline
• Justin Timberlake points out the paparazzi–JustJared
• Lindsay Lohan gets new lawyer–PopSugar

I love Hilarie Burton, but I have to wonder what is up with her and Jeffrey Dean Morgain. Here are the two at Morgan’s most recent premiere of “The Losers.” The NY Post is reporting that the two are together. If this is the case I have to ask what is a beautiful girl that is around my age dating some one that is like 17 years older then her? I am sure there are some hot young Hollywood type that is closer to both of their ages. Now Morgan is not a bad looking man. He looks good for some one who is in his mid 40′s. I am the same age as Burton and I’m a male. I could never picture myself dating a woman 17 years younger than me. I mean I think it is odd with couples who are like 10 years or close to 10 years apart. I guess it would be no different then Ashton and Demi.

What makes me wonder is how did the two even meet? I do not believe they were ever in anything together. I don’t think Jeffrey Dean Morgan ever came to Wilmington for anything. Who knows though. He’s a cool guy it seems, but I could not see dating such a young girl. More power to him, I hope by the time i’m in my mid 40′s I could pull the same trick he is doing. I am quite jealous.

On a side note, one of Morgan’s next big flicks is the remake to Red Dawn. A nice big slap face to the late Patrick Swayze. Should be ashamed.

I am getting a bit worried now. UK premiere of Blind Side was canceled where Sandra Bullock was suppose to be at until she found out about In Touch’s latest article about Jesse’s possible affair. Sandra Bullock stated:
“Due to unforeseen personal reasons a trip abroad to support The Blindside has been deemed impossible at this time. I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and thank you for your continued support of the film.”

All of this does not mean the rumors are true, but in his sake he better hope he does not get Blind sided to the face and nuts.

Afternoon Delight

• Demi Moore in Bazaar Magazine–Celebitchy
• Stephanie Seymour Nip Slip(NSFW)–Egotastic
• Ellen Pompeo on cover of Self–JustJared
• Is Rebecca Hall the cause of Mendes and Winslett split–Lainey Gossip
• Nicolas Brendan,Buffy star, tased by police–TMZ
• Tina Fey looking hot in Esquire–Esquire
• Need myself some Heidi Klum(NSFW)–Egotastic

In Touch decided to publish a story on one of the most wonderful couples I have ever seen in Hollywood, Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. It is claiming that Jesse cheated on Sandra several times while she was gone filming “Blind Side.” They both seem so personable and caring for each other I just do not see this gossip being true. Jesse was always defensive and kept to himself about his relationship with Bullock on Celebrity Apprentice. Then in all of Sandra’s award speeches for “Blind Side” she made sure to make heart felt speeches about how much she loves her husband. Just seeing James reaction to those speeches and him crying seems that this story is just gossip. In Touch stated:

When Sandra Bullock thanked her bad-boy husband, Jesse James, as she accepted her best actress Oscar for The Blind Side, she may not have known that while she was away shooting the film, Jesse was carrying on a steamy affair with a tattoo model. While Jesse has had an 11-month affair, including five weeks of sex, with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, she believed he and Sandra were no longer together. “I would never have hooked up with him if I thought he was a married man,” Michelle tells In Touch in an exclusive interview. “He gave me the impression they were separated.” For weeks, while Sandra was in Atlanta shooting The Blind Side, Michelle had sex at least once a week with the Monster Garage star. Far from a one-night stand, his relationship with Michelle was intimate and highly charged. Michelle even says she called Jesse, who didn’t wear underwear or condoms, by a special pet name, Vanilla Gorilla, because he was so “well-endowed.”

While Jesse was in Atlanta with Sandra when she started to film The Blind Side, Michelle sent West Coast Choppers a friend request because she hoped to snag a modeling gig there. She was surprised that it was actually Jesse who wrote back to her and told her to e-mail him at his personal e-mail. From the start, Jesse wanted to meet Michelle, and it was never about business: “He started saying, ‘Do you want to hang out?’” So a week after he got in touch, Michelle drove two hours from her San Diego home to West Coast Choppers in LA. “I got there around 9 at night,” remembers Michelle, who was starstruck at first. “I was like, ‘Holy s**t. It’s really Jesse James.’” After taking Michelle on a tour of his garage, Jesse brought her into his office and locked the door. “We ended up on the couch,” she says. “He wanted to watch movies, but I asked him, ‘What’s going on with you and Sandra?’” Jesse was evasive. “He said, ‘She doesn’t live here. She has a house in Austin. She is filming, and I can’t talk about it.’” Assuming he and Sandra were separated, Michelle continued talking to Jesse, she says, and then, “We had intimate relations.” Michelle says she and Jesse had sex “two or three times,” that night — and began what she believed was a serious relationship, texting each other several times a day, and meeting up for sex at least twice a week for the next five weeks.

I am crossing my fingers and just hoping this is not true. It is a shame that In Touch did not validate its resources with any type of evidence besides some woman claims. When media releases this type of information it hurts the relationship even if it ends up not being true.

JLH finally opened up about the news of last weeks split with Jamie Kennedy. It was no surprise to the people that this relationship would never last, a fun mature woman with a guy who still acts like he is five. The big question people were having was about Love’s relationship book. They wondered how could some woman who cannot stay in a relationship be writing about relationships. Hewitt opened up to an interview in People Magazine:

Single ladies, take heart: Even Jennifer Love Hewitt is daunted by the idea of diving back into the dating pool after a breakup.

“I don’t like to go out to clubs and party. I’m not into ‘Let’s go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday’ – that’s just not me,” Hewitt, 31, tells PEOPLE. “I’m a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don’t.”

Hewitt and her Ghost Whisperer costar Jamie Kennedy, 39, quietly split recently after a year together.

It was “a mutual decision, and we’ve parted as friends,” says Hewitt. “There’s no anger, there’s no upset, there’s no enemies.” Hewitt adds that the pair’s pre-existing friendship has made it easy to transition to working together as exes: “It’s been totally fine. It’s really a testament to who he is and to who I am. We’re both grown-ups.”

New Book
Ironically, the split comes just as The Day I Shot Cupid, Hewitt’s new book offering advice and wisdom on dating and relationship hits bookstores. Subtitled Hello, My Name is Jennifer Love Hewitt and I’m a Love-aholic, the book, out March 23, includes Hewitt’s own dating horror stories, admissions about her fantasy engagement rings (she’s been visiting the same store since age 12 to try them on) and advice on everything from getting over breakups to dieting and cellulite.

It also includes a chapter written by her then-boyfriend Kennedy in which he rhapsodizes about women’s curves – derrieres in particular, saying he prefers “junko in the trunko” and calling big butts “sexy, strong and yummy.”

Hewitt says she has “no idea” when she’ll be ready to date again, though she plans to re-read her own book for advice (and is already at work penning a follow-up).

Independent Working Woman
“Back in the shark tank!” she jokes. “I never said in the book that I knew how to be in the perfect relationship. I say in my book I want to be the readers’ kind spirit out in the dating world. And now, more than ever, I am.”

So for now is Hewitt content to be an independent working woman, or does the self-described “hopeless romantic” still yearn to find true love?

“Both,” she says. “I want to be an independent woman who falls in love, finds a great partner for her lifetime, has kids and kind of does it all. I’d like to have it all.

So it looks that JLH is already prepared to jump right back in the game. She seems like majority of the females I know and cannot stay single for very long, but who blames her. I am certain she will have a new guy real quick, they are probably lining up as we speak.

Morning Ketch-up

We all saw this one coming and never thought it would last, Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt have split. Neither one are making any comments and are respecting each other’s privacy. It is said the break-up was mutual, but People Magazine published a story about what they believe went wrong.

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy have split, but the Ghost Whisperer costars are saving the drama for the small screen.

A source close to the couple insists there was no infidelity or other smoking gun behind their breakup, and says it was a mutual decision by two people who remain friends.

“It wasn’t contentious,” the source tells PEOPLE. “It had kind of just run its course … They just sort of looked at each other and said, ‘We like each other and we make each other laugh, but this isn’t for the long-term.’ ”

Hectic schedules may have also contributed to the split. In addition to starring in and producing Ghost Whisperer, Hewitt is preparing for an upcoming Lifetime movie, and getting ready for a tour to promote her first book, The Day I Shot Cupid, due out March 23. In the book, the star – quite fittingly – offers advice on relationships, love and weathering, among other things, breakups.

“She’s working constantly, and Jamie’s working on the show and touring [with his stand-up comedy act],” says the source. “It just isn’t conducive to a relationship.”

Still, the source says the former couple’s on-set relationship remains drama free and professional.

Thank god JLH is back on the market, I am sure she will be pursued after millions heard about her vagazzling.

Weekend Ketch-up

• Courtney Love states Frances Bean was the abusive one–Celebitchy
• Kristen Stewart to host SNL–EvilBeet
• Quentin Tarantino is Brainy Smurf–Agent Bedhead
• Israel is telling Bar Refaeli to get rid of Leo-limelife
• Amanda Seyfried sexy Esquire look–Celebitchy
• Toronto to pay for Corey Haims funeral–Dlisted
• David Schwimmer is engaged–Eonline
• I hope Heidi Montag only has a 20 second clip in this film–Dlisted
• David Beckham teas his achilles tendon–TMZ

It is being shot around that Vanessa Paridis, Johhny Depp’s girlfriend, is worried that Johnny Depp will fall victim to Angelina Jolie. Depp and Jolie are currently working on the film, “The Tourist.” It seems originally they were shooting as many shots apart, but now they have to do all their scenes together. The two have been seen out eating lunch and having a good time. Jolie plays an agent who seduces a tourist that is played by Depp in order to flush out a criminal. The two share a sex scene together and Vanessa is said to ask Johnny to pull out of this production.

Unfortunately, Johnny Depp cannot pull out of this production. Once you start in production and you are that far in he would be sued for a lot of money. Vanessa should of voiced her opinions earlier. This could be just all a hoax though too. The two could be very loyal to their partners. I trust Johnny Depp a bit more than I do Angelina though, and I think Depp seems to keep to himself. I am sure that is why there has been no argumentative press coming from Depp’s PR.