Here is a crazy engagement for you all this Friday morning. Some of the two most cracked out looking people in Hollywood, Eli Roth and Peaches Geldof are now engaged. Eli is 38 years old and directed Hostel and acted in Inglourious Basterds. Peaches is 21 years old and really does nothing besides smoke crack and shoots heroin. This will actually be Peaches’ second marriage if you can believe that. Eli is out there, but I believe this dude could do a lot better. I mean all your hard earn money buddy is going to go to drugs.

The Sun reported:

PEACHES GELDOF is to wed for the second time – aged 21 – after a whirlwind romance with horror movie director ELI ROTH. BOOMTOWN RAT SIR BOB’s wild child daughter, whose previous marriage to US musician MAX DRUMMEY lasted just seven months, will tie the knot on a New York rooftop in January.

Peaches and Inglourious Basterds star Eli, 38, plan a Jewish ceremony in front of 50 guests with views across Manhattan.

And last night a Hollywood pal said: “We wouldn’t be surprised if they started a family together very soon.”

The couple have only been dating since March but Peaches recently moved to Los Angeles to live with her lover. They bought a pet pig together and Sir Bob is understood to have given Eli his seal of approval.

The friend said: “They are confident this is the real deal. They want a wedding on a New York rooftop and plan to invite about 50 friends including Quentin Tarantino. Apart from the trendy venue it will be a traditional Jewish ceremony in keeping with Eli’s family faith. They are trying to keep it secret – I don’t know if Peaches’ dad knows yet.”

In April Eli wrote an open letter defending Peaches after artist Ben Mills posted saucy pictures of her on the internet following a one-night stand.

Funny thing is Peaches and her family practice Scientology. I don’t think Eli will ever convert because he is a Jewish. We will see where this crazy engagement goes. They are suppose to get married here in January.

Morning Ketch-Up

• Happy Birthday daddy, i’m doing a porno! Laurence Fishburne’s 19 year old daughter is releasing a porn–celebitchy
• I’m out of this bitch, that is what Ellen Degeneres is doing with American Idol–dlisted
• Whose a better leading man, Zac Efron or Robert Pattinson?–Eonline
• JWow Upskirt pic–Egotastic
• JLo and Steven Tyler to be American Idol judges–JustJared
• Mark Wahlberg gets Walk of Fame star–PopSugar
• Mel Shells out 250K for Oksana’s lawyers–Radar
• The Situation wants to do DWTS–TMZ

A CW romance is in the mix. Vampire Diaries star, Paul Wesley, and One Tree Hill star, Torrey DeVitto have been together I guess for a while. Wesley is going as far as calling her his “wife.” People do not know if they got secretly married or if he is just calling her that. DeVitto was spotted out with Wesley with a ring on her finger, but Wesley did not have one. So reports are that they may just be engaged.

Hollywood reports states:

Did Paul Wesley slip and tell us that he and fellow CW star Torrey have gone and gotten married?

Hm… We can think of one more reason why Nina Dobrev, 21, won’t be hooking up with her Vampire Diaries co-star Paul Wesley — he’s married! We had heard that Paul, 27, was engaged to Torrey DeVito, 25 (whom you One Tree Hill fans should remember as Nanny Carrie) but we were SHOCKED when we overheard him introduce her as his WIFE at HollywoodLife.com’s Young Hollywood Awards on May 13 at the Wilshire Ebell Theatre in Los Angeles.

The two kept things pretty quiet at the start of the night — he walked the red carpet alone, and she passed on it altogether — but the couple got super cozy backstage. Though his ring finger was bare, we spotted a shiny ring on her’s, right before the couple went outside for a smoke… and he let her wear his jacket.

We can’t imagine why these two haven’t stepped out as man and wife until this point, but we’re THRILLED they finally did it at the Young Hollywood Awards. Celebrate your love, you two — we couldn’t be happier for the both of you!

Has anyone in the Wilmywood seen these two together here? I stopped watching OTH years ago and never seen Vampire Diaries. I have never heard of either one of these two. So I could walk right by them and not even notice. Leave some feedback people if you have seen them together.

Last Thursday Bauer Griffin captured photos of Hillary Duff’s man proposing to her. Mike Comrie, Edmonton Oilers Forward, proposed to Hillary Duff this past Thursday. The two were on vacation in Maui, and had these photos captured. The next photo though is my most favorite that was captured.

It looks to me that Hillary Duff was rewarding her man after he proposed to her. I have seen this position many of times, and do not tell me that it is not what I am thinking it is. Hillary just like many other women was probably pretty happy to receive her wedding ring and decided to give a little back.

Morning Ketch-up

• Lady Gaga’s granny panties on Cosmo–CoverAwards
• Kate Moss almost had a wardrobe malfunction–Agent Bedhead
• We caught the good side of Bar Refaeli–IDLYITW
• Another Paris Hilton upskirt(NSFW)–Superficial
• I see dead people, oh wait thats the Olsen Twins–Celebitchy
• J-Lo’s record label dumps her–Dlisted
• Sophie Monk shows off her bruises from her car accident(site NSFW)–Drunken Stepfather
• Professional Wrestler Ric Flair gets his butt beat by his wife, no stunts–Eonline
• Glee to perform for the President–JustJared