Over the weekend, David Arquette wised up after a fun filled night of boozing with hookers and strippers that he needed to get some help. Arquette dropped a fat 2K in Skins strip club in LA before landing in the Betty Ford clinic.

People Magazine reported:

The actor, who separated from wife Courteney Cox in October, has entered a rehab program, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.

The rep had “no further information,” however a source says the actor needs help with alcohol and other issues.

“He is in there for drinking and depression, not hard drugs. Rehab was inevitable,” says the source. “He is dealing with a broken heart. He can’t handle all the changes in his life. All his inner demons came out.”

During a recent interview on Howard Stern’s radio show, Arquette, 39, said that his psychologist, whom he sees once a week, believed he was having a “nervous breakdown,” and the actor confessed he’d been “drinking a lot.”

“Everybody’s worried and concerned about me,” he added during the interview. “When I drink, I become a maniac.”

A source told PEOPLE recently that Arquette, who is dad to 6-year-daugher Coco with Cox, 46, was having trouble managing the separation.

“He’s just not handling this situation well,” the source said. “He’s really depressed.

Courtney hopes David gets better and believe he is making the right choice in his life to get help. This is their first holiday away from each other and i’m sure David was pretty lonely and had to party hard to make up for it. I know I would if I had that kind of money.

Morning Ketch-Up

• Maria Menounos lip slip in bikini(NSFW)–Egotastic
• Pete Postlethwaite dies at 64–Eonline
• Zsa Zsa to get part of leg amputated–Lifeline
• Sneak Peak of Kim Kardashians music video–US Weekly
• Mila Kunis and Macualey Culkin split up finally–HuffPo
• Crazed Pamela Anderson fan arrested–dlisted
• Lindsay Lohan extends her stay in rehab–TMZ
• Chloe Sevigney looks good only with less clothes–PopSugar
• Kim Kardashian blesses Glamour magazine–JustJared
• Joan Cusak to get naked and have sex on new showtime show(site NSFW)–Mr.Skin
• Lady Gaga tweets pic of her bare butt(NSFW)–Radar
• Did John Mellencamp hook up with Meg Ryan?–celebitchy

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Big news is that Disney child, Demi Lovato, supposedly checked into rehab for “personal reasons.” These so called personal reasons are rumored to be cutting problems. They stated the problems were caused by bullying in high school and so on. High school? How much bullying could a rich person like that get. She should of just turn the other cheek and be like, look at me.

Source stated:

“Demi Lovato left her tour early this weekend in order to seek medical treatment for emotional and physical issues she has dealt with for some time. Demi has decided to take personal responsibility for her actions and seek help. She is doing just that. [Demi] regrets not being able to finish her tour, but is looking forward to getting back to work in the near future.”

The tour Demi dropped out of was the Jonas Bros. international tour. An 18 year old in rehab, this not a good sign for the future. I guess it is best to try to get rid of her demons at an early age, but the closer she gets to 21 and drinking age those demons will be 4 times as strong.

Afternoon Delight

• Charlie Sheen files for divorce–celebitchy
• First look at Tintin--Empire
• Uma Thurman freaking out over stalker–Eonline
• Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols dress as Katy Perry and Russell Brand–JustJared
• Ricky Martin opens up to Oprah–PopSugar
• Miley Cyrus mom was screwing Brett Michaels–Us Weekly
• Cops question Situation’s brother about kidnapping–Radar
• Paris Hilton slips her nips in her Halloween costume(NSFW)–City Rag
• Taylor Momsen’s goth is getting old–Hollywood Rag
• Inna nip slip(NSFW)–Egotastic
• The Biebs had to pee–dlisted
• Taylor Swift is already sacking up with Jake Gyllenhaal–Lainey Gossip

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Robert Downey Jr. was at the premiere of Due Date. E put him on the spot and asked the challenging question about his past drug problems and what Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen are going through today. E asked if he had any advice for them. Downey pulled it off well stating that it is different for each people. He would rather talk to them personally.

Late Night Ketch-Up

• Elin Woods sells off jewelry–celebitchy
• Shape Magazine apologizes to LeAnn Rimes–dlisted
• Will Smith confirms Betty White and that pussy cat girl is joining MIBIII–Eonline
• Kate Hudson’s nips point out–Egotastic
• Michael Douglas still visits son in prison while battling cancer–PopEater
• Howard K. Stern is charged with conspiracy–TMZ
• Lea Michele and others do Rocky Horror Show–JustJared
• Celine Dion opens up and says she was pregnant with triplets and lost one–Radar

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Well, crack head Lindsay got another major break today. She is truly the luckiest girl ever. She has been given so many breaks that no normal person would ever get. Lohan reported to court today to see what her charges would be for failing her drug test and her rules of probation. She could of got up to one year in prison, but most expected at least 30 days in prison. It turns out the judge ruled that there will be no jail and that she must stay in rehab till Jan 3.2011.

Lindsay did get one wish and that was to have her SCRAM bracelet taking off. The judge did grant her that wish. At the end of the ruling crazy Mike clapped his hands. He then walked up to his daughter and handed her a bible. She looked at him in silence and took the bible.

In reality any of us common folks would of at least got the 30 days in jail. It must be nice to be rich and a celebrity.

Afternoon Delight

• Hobbit gets it’s Bilbo Baggins–Eonline
• Mad Mel loses his job on the Hang Over2–dlisted
• Donnie Wahlberg could be a dead beat dad–celebitchy
• Taylor Momsen went from Raccoon to Panda–celebuzz
• Paris Hilton is a slut for Halloween–Socialite
• Colin Farrell headed to Total Recall reboot–JustJared
• Jennifer Aniston with a nice wedgey–Egotastic
• Robert Downey Jr. on the set of Sherlock Holmes 2–PopSugar
• Michael Lohan gets ambushed–Radar
• Kelly Osbourne starting own clothing line–HollyWire
• Is Zach Galifanakis the reason Mel was kicked off Hangover 2?–People

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The craziness has just been left out of the can again. Lindsay Lohan has already signed her release forms for her rehab. Lohan was only there for 23 days out of her 90 day sentence. So what does this teach us everyone, if you do drugs and your famous you are above the law. Findings stated from UCLA’s doctors that Lindsay was not addicted to anything. It makes me wonder then why she acts the way she does and why she look like a skinny crack whore? Anyways, I give it a week before we see some crap

go down. I just hope I am proven wrong and Lindsay will start thinking about her career more then a fat crack rock.

TMZ stated:
Lindsay Lohan’s UCLA medical bill was a whopping $40,000 a week … sources familiar with her treatment tell TMZ

Before continuing … we’ll answer what we know you’re asking. We’re told Lindsay’s insurance (SAG) does not cover treatment at the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital.

Sources at UCLA tell us the base rate for treatment at the Hospital is $17,850 a week, which does not include the cost of doctors, testing, medication, or therapists. All tolled, Lindsay’s bill came to $40,000 a week.

Here’s what’s crazy … Judge Marsha Revel ordered 13 weeks of treatment, which would have brought the bill to $520,000. According to the docs, Judge Revel overreacted and Lindsay was released after only 23 days — almost 3 1/2 weeks. That reduces the cost to a very reasonable $130,400.

So she is stuck with a six-figure bill, which I am sure she is going to try to get back with her stupid lawsuit against the courts or doctors for misdiagnosing her. If she balances her money right she has a lot of offers thrown out at her. She has Machete coming out here soon, the Linda Lovelace film, her million dollar interview, and also DWTS offered her a role that she probably will not take.

Morning Ketch-Up

• Miss Philippines sort of messed up on Miss Universe–dlisted
• I’m sure Bill Cosby would of loved to officiated the nudist pudding fight(NSFW)–Cityrag
• So is Kurt going to give the reach around or will his new boyfriend on Glee?–Towleroad
• Why is Jennifer Aniston still a star?–Eonline
• Ali Larter is a hot soon to be MILF–Egotastic
• I will help Elin Nordegren get over Tiger real quick–JustJared
• Laurence Fishburne helping porn daughter out in legal bills–TMZ
• Beyonce looking good flashing her belly–PopSugar
• Heidi Montag regrets surgery now–Radar
• Cherly Cole turns down six figure offer from Playboy–celebitchy

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Over the weekend we found out that Lindsay Lohan was misdiagnosed for ADHD and has been taking medication for it. She has not figured this could be a way out of her drug addict behavior and is blaming it all on that misdiagnosis. They are trying this week to make sure Lindsay can get out of rehab early because doctors have found that she does not have an addiction or a addict’s personality.

Doctors do not see the reason why Lindsay is on Adderall. Now Lohan wants a formal apology from the US Government and wants compensation. She will really have to prove that this misdiagnosis is the fault of how she acts. Also, in my opinion sue the doctor, not the government.

Fox News reported:

According to Lindsay Lohan’s latest medical report from UCLA, the actress was not addicted to cocaine as once suspected. Instead, it is believed she was misdiagnosed as having Attention Deficit Disorder and given the prescription drug Adderall, which may be to blame for triggering her often bizarre behavior.

Now Lohan apparently wants some form of apology or compensation from the courts.

“Lindsay is fuming – she is really upset that the courts put her through all this,” a source close to the 24-year-old told Pop Tarts, referring to Lohan’s incarceration for violating terms of her probation for a 2007 DUI, and subsequent court-ordered rehab.

The insider said Lohan’s camp was “exploring its options.” But just in case you’re thinking about it, Linds, legal action against the courts is probably out of the question.

“No judge or prosecutor could be sued under these circumstances, they have absolute immunity,” explained Santa Monica-based Criminal Defense Attorney, Steve Cron. “Judge Revel formulated her opinion of Lindsay based on the information she had at the time from another program. The judge could still be dissatisfied with the report from UCLA and seek independent opinions or insist Lindsay be enrolled in other programs.”

Lohan has admitted to trying cocaine in previous interviews, and cocaine was found on her person when she was arrested for a DUI in 2007. Pop Tarts is told that the “Mean Girls” star is more concerned with her public image, and believes the courts should issue an apology. But now that Revel voluntarily removed herself from the case, after lawyers complained that she had contacted “participants and experts” involved without notifying the lawyers in advance, it seems Lohan has a better chance of making a smooth transition back into her normal life.

“It’s a good thing for Lindsay, the new judge won’t have any stake in going above and beyond in trying to prove that what they said originally was right,” added Cron.

So given that she now may be considered “insurable” to work on films thanks to her rehab’s medical conclusions, we’re told Lohan has been entertaining a string of movie offers since regaining access to her BlackBerry last week and is “excited” to get back to work and life. However, it remains unclear when she will be released from the facility.

In my opinion she probably did not have ADHD, but got the Adderall to increase the high of drinking. I mean the girl partied all the time, top that off with some medication and she is good. I mean out of the three other times she has been in rehab why have doctors not picked up on her Adderall problems before? There should be no apology, apologize to all the people for your terrible movies. Why should people apologize when it was her that done this to herself by going out all the time and driving drunk into people.

Afternoon Delight

• Brad Pitt believes BP execs should be a reason to relook the death penalty–dlisted
• Tiger Woods finally a single man–Eonline
• Fantasia admits that she tried killing herself–JustJared
• Rachel Bilson’s big cameltoe and lip slip(NSFW)–Egotastic
• More updates on Heidi Montag sex tape–US
• Sammi walks out on Jersey Shore–Radar
• Lady Gaga rocks out with Kiss–PopEater
• Wanda Sykes hot wife–celebitchy

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Being arrested and going to jail and rehab maybe the best thing that has ever happened to Lindsay Lohan. Will it work for her to become a better person? Well probably not, I give her a couple of weeks till she is back into her coke and alcohol. In the meantime all this publicity has done her well and she is very desired right now in Hollywood.

She will be getting 500K for just her interview after her short-term stint in jail and rehab. Both of her sentences there were shorten, which is only given to celebrities, and not common people. She has done tons of photoshoots for magazines before she was locked up, and most of them are coming out now which then enables her a fat paycheck.

In Touch states:

“Lindsay has been offered multi million-dollar deals for when she gets out,” a business associate of the starlet tells In Touch. “Directors are now looking to her as a possible comeback and she is getting so many offers compared to before she was sent to jail – movies, TV shows, shoots, magazine and TV interviews…

“Lindsay is so confident that she is going to profit after this that she was looking at homes to buy before she was sent to jail… She was hurting for money, but now she sees this situation as an opportunity. She hopes to make as much money as possible and is considering every offer she gets.”

Lohan is also writing a “prison diary” about her tough times behind the bars. The isolation and the special privileges she gets. Shove that book up her ass and send her into a real prison where the inmates use brooms sticks as dildos. That will give her something to write about. It may make the book a “Best Seller.” I doubt Oprah will support it, but jail time lesbian acts I would enjoy. Actually the book is about Lindsay Lohan not able to squeeze one out without prison guards around her listening to her farts when she poops.

I mean how much can you really suffer from 13 days of isolation in prison? I mean 13 days for two DUI’s while having passengers in her car, also get caught with coke the one time. 13 days, that is it. So what does that teach her? All this jail time and short term rehab will teach her, if you are down in life drink more and snort more coke. You go to jail and get rewarded with millions of dollars in ads, and movies.

Afternoon Delight

• Alanis Morrisette with her future baby’s daddy, Souleye–dlisted
• Javier Bardem talks about how hot Brad Pitt is–Eonline
• New Chronicles of Narnia:Voyage of Dawn Trader poster–JustJaredJr
• Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson making out on set–PopSugar
• Ellen on So You Think You Can Dance–JustJared
• Michael Lohan believes Lindsay will relapse after rehab–Radar
• Eat, Pray, Love a terrible movie–celebitchy

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So, some people maybe wondering why are some of these celebrities on Celebrity Rehab. What is Rachel Uchitel addicted to besides famous dick? Some maybe wondering what is Eric Roberts addicted to?

Well Eric Roberts has joined Celebrity Rehab to kick his medicinal marijuana habit. Ask Bob Saget about marijuana addictions. Do you think Eric Roberts has sucked one off for some medicinal marijuana, I dont’ think so.

HuffPo wrote:

Eric Roberts checked into ‘Celebrity Rehab’ last week. His wife, Eliza, told E! that he would be treated for his addiction to medical marijuana.

“Eric quit drugs and alcohol in 1995,” Eliza said. “He has no interest in anything, other than marijuana.”

Eric, who is Julia Roberts’ brother and Emma’s dad, reportedly has a prescription for marijuana to treat his anxiety but wants to kick his dependency on it.

“Tweating By Remote to answer y I’m doing CELEBRITY REHAB . It’s not 2 get people 2 stop asking y I’m doing Y&R as some have proposed. LOL,” he tweeted Tuesday.

Eric made his debut on ‘The Young and the Restless’ a couple of weeks ago. His next project: moving out of the weed garden and in with troubled roommate Jeremy London.

“I’d like to move out of the weed garden & into a place where things can blossom & grow. The people @ #CelebRehab have been fantastic 1 & all,” he tweeted.

Come on Eric. It is just weed man. I mean I love your persona on Entourage, it was just awesome. I am sure he just loves smoking it, and medicinal marijuana is a legal way of doing it. I am sure it doesn’t affect his life that much. I bet he can still judo chop your ass.

Afternoon Delight

• Justin Timberlake’s Tequila commercial with terrible actress–dlisted
• Chris Tucker is in a tax situation–Eonline
• Inside Johnny Depp’s Hawaiian home–celebitchy
• Megan Fox supports Voltron, never had a geeky shirt look sexier–Egotastic
• Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr expecting? No wonder they got married fast–US
• Angelina Jolie in Korea for Salt–PopSugar
• Zoe Saldana in Calvin Klein ads, sexy–JustJared
• Elisabetta Canalis just implicated in Italian Cocaine Scandal–Radar

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Here is a video about Lindsay Lohan talking about how the most recent pictures that TMZ has acquired were all set up. She believes she was set up by some one. During the photo some one automatically put three lines of coke on the table. She claims two fans asked her to sit down and take a photo with them and did not notice the cocaine on the table. She said the couple were doing it and she had nothing to do with it. Funny is if the couple was doing it why is there three lines set up not just two?

Lindsay also claims that she did not party while she was in Cannes, that she was working. So, working includes getting smashed and falling on your face and banging up your knees while drunk? I wish I had that job.

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Charlie Sheen is in rehab once again. This time it is believed he entered just as a precautionary reason. Charlie has been out partying with his wife and drinking like a fish, just like her. The couple is a match made in heaven. Unfortunately, they have little ones they need to care for and can not act like they are college kids anymore. Sheen was said to of allegedly attack his wife, Brooke Mueller, on Christmas Day. No one really knows the truth since she was also cracked out and drunk. Mueller has been crossing the continent for rehabs. People Magazine had to say:

First his wife entered rehab, and now Charlie Sheen is in treatment, too.

“As a preventative measure, Charlie Sheen has entered a rehabilitation facility,” his rep says in a statement. “He will take some time off his series Two and a Half Men.”

Sheen, 44, is also facing domestic violence charges stemming from a Christmas Day fight with wife Brooke Mueller, who herself went into rehab earlier this month, then switched centers amid complaints that her privacy was breached.

It was not immediately known who was caring for the couple’s twin boys.

The statement did not elaborate on the reason for Sheen’s treatment. The actor has reportedly gone to rehab programs at least twice before for drug and alcohol abuse, but a source says that this time the problem relates to the fallout from the domestic violence case.

“Charlie is stressed. He’s tired. The kids are on his mind. Brooke’s on his mind,” the source tells PEOPLE. “A lot of things are on his mind. He didn’t want to get a place where he had the urge to get high. He’s not using and he doesn’t want to. He felt like he needed to get away from negative influences around him and clear his head, rest and take a short break.”

No one was telling Charlie to go to rehab, but perhaps that his PR rep told him to go because it may help him look better. Charlie Sheen has always been a favorite actor of mine, give the guy credit he is always the party animal in every film he is in. Maybe he could use the excuse of being a method actor, and has to stay in character.

Morning Ketch-up

• Get your Mickey Rourke Troll Doll now–GoFugYourself
• Tracey Morgan is bring it back–Blemish
• Lindsay Lohan filling out her dress quite well–Egotastic
• Is Kirsten Dunst trying out for Rainbow Brite?–Frisky
• Another Spider-man designed shirt for Miley Cyrus–Celebslam
• Elizabeth Hurley showing it off her woo ha’s in see thru blouse(NSFW)–HP
• Another Juicy Busey, Gary has a new baby at the age of 65–Dlisted

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