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Joselyn James out of her mind

blake — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:44:06 +0000

I, like many others, watched the live presentation of the Tiger Woods speech. We were all able to tell that it was more of a PR rescue then a relationship rescue, but Tiger had some great key points. Tiger spoke about how he was at fault and no one else was to blame besides him. He apologized to Elin, his children, friends, fans, etc. Those are the only ones he should really apologize too. Fans were not fans of him because of how well his marriage was. I do not look up to a sports figure and say “Wow, mommy, I hope to have a great marriage like Tiger Woods someday.” Instead they look up to his golfing skills, which is what his endorsers should look at too.

Tiger continued on with his speech which looked like he was about to break into tears any minute during it. He stated that he would like the press to leave his family alone, that they did not ask for this. I guess one reporter even snuck into his children’s school. Now I agree with Tiger, that is a bit out of hand. The speech and all seemed serious to me, but it will not be taken serious till a set of reporters get to butcher him by asking questions.

The thing that got me was after the speech. CNN went on to see what Joselyn James and her lawyer Gloria Allred had to say about the speech. Allred started to open her beak mouth, as if she was one of those birds on The View. Allred start babbling about how Tiger should owe Joselyn an apology and that Tiger should go to rehab for “liars.” In the meantime Joselyn James is fake crying in the background, pretending she was hurt by all of this. A girl who gets cocks in her for a living is upset that this one cock is not going to be in her anymore. James stated that she quit her porn industry job to be with Tiger. Well, I am sure if she opens her legs back up she will be able to get that job right back.

James believes that Tiger should apologize specifically to her and then stated that Tiger only cares about himself. Yes, another hypocrite. The girl knew that Tiger Woods was married, how would she think this would end? Did she think Tiger would stay with her forever? James is just plain stupid and ignorant. What right does James have to suing Tiger too. If I cheated on a girl with another girl, neither one of them have any right to my money unless you are married to one. The only person entitled to any money is Elin and no one else. Elin should slap this girl in the face with an Alienation of Affection lawsuit. Matter of fact, she should do it to all girls and she would get an extra 170,000 dollars out of all of this.

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Snooki Naked, I knew she lied(NSFW)

blake — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:07:16 +0000

Here you have it, after Snooki said she has never posed naked for pictures, people have found them. They said they will be released in the next few days and they posted a teaser for all of you to see. I personally hate Jersey Shore stuff, but since this girl is so annoying and stupid, I would love to help spread the news of her lies. People, you should not take pictures of yourself naked. You know they are going to end up on the internet!!! Learn it from Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens, and several others!!! Snooki looks a little thin in this one, I think she needs to look at these pictures again for some inspiration before she goes into the gym.

Josh Duhamel maybe in big trouble

blake — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:28:28 +0000

Yet again, the same stripper is after Duhamel. This time she says she is pregnant with his baby. This could lead to even bigger problems if it is true. It then would prove that he was lying to Fergie all along. On the other hand, this woman could be completely crazy. Nicole Forrester claimed she was doing Fergie’s man. Josh of course would deny it and the stripper stuck to her story. She is now saying she is 95% sure that the baby is his. What about the other 5%, i’m sure it just happens that the lucky 5% guy is the father. In her previous story she said that her and Josh had safe sex, but now she is claiming they did not. So who knows.

Afternoon Delight

Heidi Montag may do Playboy since she has no talent–Celebitchy
Heidi Klum shows off her great features in DT Magazine(NSFW)–Egotastic
Alicia Keyes picking that wedgy and showing some crack–Egotastic
Interesting Facts on Michael Jacksons autopsy results–Blemish

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Howard Stern to replace Simon?

blake — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:34:34 +0000

The rumor is that American Idol is considering having Howard Stern take over Simon’s place. I really do not see the reasoning in this. I enjoy Howard Stern, but you need some one who is a music expert to take Simon’s place. Simon is a huge music producer, and therefore needs replaced by one. Stern is very knowledgeable about music since he has been a dj for years, but I do not know if he knows possible talent. Fox would have to have a lot of censoring most likely, because you never know what Stern would do. He would be a loaded gun on that show, and yes I would find it very interesting. We already have comedian/tv host Ellen on there, so no need for more comedy.
Stern states that American Idol would have to cough up a lot of dough to have him on there. His $500 million dollar contract with Sirius radio is up at the end of this year. Right now the offer has been up to 100 million a year to judge the show. Stern said he would make it a looking contest too if he was judge. He believes that ugly people would not be as sucessful maybe in a singing career? I know a lot of singers that are able to prove that wrong.

Other News

Gabourey Sidibe’s mom is getting some recognition for singing in the subways–Celebitchy
Another Book from Kate Gosselin, titled “I just want you to know..Im a bad parent”–Celebitchy
Snooki is eating a man’s face–dlisted
Mike Tyson dances in Italy on their DWTS–Buzzfeed
More Marissa Miller Butt–TMZ

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Jon Stewart on the O’Reilly Show

blake — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 21:12:58 +0000

Jon Stewart was recently on the O’Reilly Show. It turned out it was not as awkward as some were expecting. The two have great respect for each other it seems. I thought the two did very well, even though Stewart did get his points across more than O’Reilly. Go Stewart!!

Other News

Casey Johnson’s death caused by diabetes–Celebitchy

Uh-oh, Rihanna has an itchy crotch–Hollywood Tuna

Nice, forgot about this movie, Amanda Seyfrieds sexy bare bottom(NSFW)–Egotastic

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Rip Torn, the bankrobber?

blake — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 13:50:53 +0000

This past Friday, Rip Torn, was arrested in Connecticut with attempted bank robbery. Torn was charged with carrying a gun without a permit, carrying a gun while intoxicated, first-degree burglary,first-degree trespassing, and third-degree criminal mischief. The bank he tried to rob was Lancorp Bank in Salisbury, Conn.

Torn was on a $100,000 bail. He is most known for his role as Artie on the “The Larry Sanders Show”. He has recently appeared in 30 Rock, and the film August. Torn has had a troubled past with alcohol, with several DUI’s.

Luckily, the bank was closed when Torn tried to rob it. I know I would be scared if Rip Torn came in with a loaded revolver all drunk. I mean look at the man, looks like he could be the perfect drunk homeless person desperate for anything. He has had money, so I think he was just drunk out of his mind and had no clue what he was doing. How is the star going to get out of this one? Will he be seeing jail time? Possibly could plead insanity, or say that he thought he was in a movie..lol.

Other News

CBS has problems with gays? Won’t allow gay commercial for Superbowl–dlisted

Look at that Alba butt–CollegeHumor

Is Kelis from the Island of Dr. Moreau?–dlisted

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John Mayer admits to being a jerk–Afternoon Delights

blake — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 18:55:15 +0000

John Mayer has been with some of the greatest leading ladies in today’s Hollywood. Now the rumors are swirling around that he is wooing Taylor Swift. I don’t understand what makes women attracted to him. Is it his scrawny body, his cry baby ways, his drug infused stare? I mean his music is alright, and every song sounds the same. Anyways, Mayer is in the recent Rolling Stone and is leaving nothing at the door. In his interview he talks about masturbation, his break up with Jennifer Aniston, and his venture for more vagina.

John Mayer may be the king of the confessional Twitter, but all his 140-character missives about spectacular bowel movements don’t measure up to the explosion of deeply personal details he reveals to Erik Hedegaard in the new issue of Rolling Stone, on stands tomorrow.

The 32-year-old singer-guitarist admits he prefers Continuum to his 2009 disc Battle Studies (”I know that I’m supposed to say that my newest is the best one. Bullshit,” he says), that he hasn’t stopped thinking about his split with ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston (”I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life”) and that his sex life has become an endless loop of new girls rejecting him in clubs (”Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”).

Mayer’s in the midst of a massive 10-year record deal and enjoys the pleasures of late-night weed-and-video-game sessions, as well as his $20 million vintage watch collection, but what he truly wants, he tells Hedegaard, is to finally find a a female companion. But not just any girlfriend — Mayer is after “the Joshua Tree of vaginas.” “I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing,” he says. “Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a fuck about it.”

Grab the new issue for Mayer’s full advice for Tiger Woods (”I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life”) and more on his journey from bedroom guitar player to the most angst-ridden playboy in rock.

Other News

Never looks so in Shape, Katharine McPhee poses for the latest magazine–Celebitchy
Another tata slip, this time from Frankie Sanford from the band Saturdays(NSFW)–Egotastic
See how Jamie Grubbs profits from sleeping with Tiger–Egotastic
Orland Bloom is one lucky man, check out Miranda Kerr in GQ–Popsugar
Tiger is chained up in Mississippi, reportedly at a drug rehab–Hollywood Life
Real NYC Housewive, brings the cougar to Playboy–Wonderwall

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Skeletor is a woman!

blake — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:23:09 +0000

Wow, you can see all the bones. I’ve watched Rachel Zoe on her show stating that everyone commenting on her weight problems is hurtful to her. I just don’t think she does anything about it. I mean that is way to skinny. She needs to eat tons of protein and eat a lot of carbs. Not trying to beef her up, put at least if you put a lot of protein and carbs in you can gain healthy weight. Well this image was taken at St. Bart, boy are a lot of celebs there right now. You can view more here at D-Listed

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Oh, Lindsay, what is this?

blake — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 15:28:18 +0000

Image from Celebitchy

Butt Alert!

Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, already starting the 2010 year off all wrong. Wearing a bit too tight of a bathing suit. Not saying that Lindsay Lohan is unfit, not at all. In fact she maybe too skinny. In these images that were taken at St. Barth, she looks like she is so old, when she is so young still. Supposedly she has been walking around all over the place there in St. Barth in her bathing suit showing everyone her nice little wedgie. Also in a lot of the photos of her in St. Barth, shows bruises all around her legs. I kind of wonder what it’s from, but in a way I don’t want to know.

On her twitter page, Lindsay has stated “2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? ” Well Lindsay, I think you were such a great young actress and hope that you do have a better year, but of course you are right. Need to make some positive changes. Hiring a personal lifestyle coach maybe best, or even get a new PR person that will be honest with you.

Other celebrities have turned their lives around for the best. One of the biggest successes of turning their lives around has been great actors like Robert Downey Jr, and Mickey Rourke. They have been able to get some great parts for the past couple of years now, and have made some major comebacks. Although, I am unsure I would take advice from Rourke. He still seems to have that streak that comes back to him.

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