The Nanny has flew the cuckoos nest this time. Fran Drescher is claiming she has been abducted by aliens who implanted a chip in her. She was not joking about this.

She states, “You know, it’s funny because Peter [Drescher's ex-husband] and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads. We were both in junior high. A few years later, we met, and we realized that we had the same experience. I think that somehow we were programmed to meet. We both have this scar. It’s the exact same scar on the exact same spot.

Fran believes the chip is in her hand which was a scar she was told was from burning her hand.

Who knows maybe she is right and not crazy, maybe we all just don’t know. Do I believe what they are saying, no. Do I believe that we are the only civilized beings out there, no. So who knows.

Weekend RoundUp

• Brett Ratner wants to make Michael Jackson biopic–X17
• List of SAG Winners from last night–BuzzSugar
• Soap actor, Nick Santino, kills himself after euthanizing his dog–dlisted
• Jojo’s boobs look good in Vibe–Popoholic
• Olivia Wilde cleavage–Socialite life
• Tila Tequila nip slips while rollerblading (NSFW)–Egotastic
• Christina Aquilera’s tribute to Etta James–celebitchy
• Girl with Dragon Tattoo not allowed in India–Huff Po
• Sarah Jessica Parker to replace Demi Moore’s Lovelace role–JustJared
• Katrina Bowden announces her engagement–Radar
• James Franco as Hugh Hefner in Lovelace–Eonline

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The woman who is known not to hold back her thoughts about anyone, Joan Rivers, speaks up against late night star Chelsea Handler during a recent Howard Stern interview. Today Joan and Melissa Rivers were on Stern’s Sirius station.

Rivers stated, “Number one, the girl made it on her back f**king the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she’s fine, she’s ordinary. She’s not a genius.” The man Chelsea was sleeping with to get to the top was E! president Ted Harbert.

“She’s an ordinary girl that was f**king somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break and she’s doing okay.”

The day before Chelsea was on Stern’s show and stated, “Joan Rivers? What the f**k do I care about Joan Rivers? I don’t think about her ever.”

The two have been fighting since Joan claims she tried to say “hi” to Chelsea and she ignored her. Handler on the other hand says that Rivers started it.

The two have called each other whore’s back and forth. I think it is hilarious.

I would not be surprised if Joan started it, but I think Joan is hilarious on how she calls people out. I do enjoy Chelsea’s sexy drunk ways though too.

Afternoon Delight

• Roseanne Barr will be returning to sitcom tv in new NBC show–gossip
• Vanessa Paradis getting tired of split rumors–PopSugar
• Oscar 2012 Nominees–dlisted
• Miranda Kerr as Wonder Woman–JustJared
• Mr.Skin’s 2012 Anatomy Awards (site NSFW)–Mr.Skin
• Clemence Poesy, Fleur Delacour of Harry Potter, topless (NSFW)–Egotastic
• Brandi Glanville admits to opening her legs for Gerard Butler and she liked it–celebitchy
• Khloe Kardashian getting radio show in Dallas–Eonline
• Cynthia Nixon shows her bald head for new role–Radar

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Once in a great while Jimmy Fallon will have an amazing and hilarious skit. This time he has finally knocked out of the ball park. Fallon decided to combine Tim Tebow and David Bowie together and come with Tebowie. Watch as Tebowie sings an amazing song.

Afternoon Delight

• James Franco, “Broken Tower” trailer–JustJared
• Katy Perry resurfaces after divorce with blue hair–Socialite life
• Angelina Jolie was have a nervous breakdown while directing–US Weekly
• Jenelle Evans cyber stalker claims she is the victim–Eonline
• Stephen Colbert announces his candidacy–Huff Po
• Tom Cruise tried to leave Scientology but they sucked him back in–celebitchy
• Sinead O’Connors marriage is off again–dlisted
• No surprise here, Paula Dean has diabetes–Radar
• Clip of Anna Faris getting nude in new film (NSFW)–Egotastic

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Over the weekend Katy Perry hosted SNL. I figured this would be a good one. Not only did Alec Baldwin have fun poking about his American Airlines incident, Andy Samberg got to sing with Katy in a new small skit.

The two are joined by Matt Damon, Val Kilmer, and some of the rest of the crew of SNL.

Katy Perry also does another skit that picks fun of the weird band, Florence and the Machine in the trailer of Doggy Duty.

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Jimmy Kimmel took advantage of poking fun at Lindsay Lohan and decided to capitalize on it. He introduced the Lindsay Lohan Mug Collection. This is what I want for Christmas.

“Each mug is emblazoned with a mug shot from one of Lindsay’s famous arrests: You’ll get the DUI and cocaine possession — the other DUI and cocaine possession; the 90-day jail sentence; the failed random drug test; the probation violation; and a little Lindsay shot glass!”

Afternoon Delight

• Kelly Brook posing in her undies–Hollywood Tuna
• Eddie Murphy quits the Oscars too–People
• Brett Ratner made Lohan get STD tested before banging her–The Blemish
• Mariah Carey shows off her new bod–JustJared
• Kris Humphries in denial over divorce–celebitchy
• Zsa Zsa Gabor rushed to hospital with severe bleeding–Eonline
• Jerry Maguire star is chiseled–Radar

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Walking down Sesame Street always seem so safe to little children. After today though it is like walking down the red light district in Amsterdam. Sesame Street’s YouTube video channel became a victim of hackers. The hackers thought it would be funny to flood the Youtube channel with porn videos for about 20 minutes yesterday.

The lucky viewers got to see the video, First Anal Quest:Angelica. One of my favorites. They also changed a graphic on the Sesame Street sign to read “It’s where porn lives.” The video read, “Who doesn’t love porn kids? Right! Everyone loves it.”

Youtube removed the channel and the Sesame Street channel is still yet to be restored.

Afternoon Delight

• Giuliana Rancic reveals she has breast cancer–celebitchy
• Rooney Mara in Vogue–Pink is the New Blog
• George Clooney steps out on red carpet with Stacey Kiebler–PopSugar
• Kelly Clarkson’s You Love Me–JustJared
• Susan Sarandon states that the Pope is a Nazi–Radar
• Kelly Rowland see thru top (NSFW)–Egotastic
• Hannah Montana star busted for DUI–Eonline

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So last week Jonah Hill spoke on Jimmy Fallon’s show and stated that Matthew Morrison from Glee made fun of him and is a real jerk. That actually would not surprise me. I can see Morrison as a bully, kind of like Lea Michele is.

Morrison decided to respond back to the allegations by making a video and sent it in to Fallon.

After watching the video, I think the two are just kidding around. They most likely will meet on Jimmy Fallon’s show and do a song together. Think about it, Hill’s new show Alan Gregory will be airing on Fox, and Glee is on Fox. I am sure it is one big press job.

Afternoon Delight

• Ellen Degeneres suffered chest pains on set–Bitten and Bound
• Rihanna running around topless at Emerald Isles (NSFW)–Egotastic
• Think I vomited a little, Nancy Grace slips a nip–Fox News
• Second episode of Two and Half Men still strong–JustJared
• Are Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore divorcing–dlisted
• Lindsay Lohan only got a job cause she is boning the boss–celebitchy
• Michael Jackson’s corpse shown at trial–Radar

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David Letterman gets all flapped up and doesn’t know what to say when he is around the beauty of Sofia Vergera.
It is alright Dave, I would be speechless if I was talking to Sofia Vergera too. She is an absolutely beautiful specimen. Letterman admitted he didn’t know what was wrong with him. She asked Letterman if he has been drinking.

Vergera started going off on some rant, and she is a speed demon in her talking just like in the show.

Afternoon Delight

• Army Wives actress, Kim Delaney, kicked off stage after giving drunk speech at military event–Gawker
• 80′s diva,Vesta Williams, found dead in LA–Eonline
• Buy the Wizard of Oz slippers for 2 million–Huff Po
• Stacy Keibler is one sexy bartender–Hollywood Tuna
• Lauren Graham looks absolute gorgeous in Self–JustJared
• Bristol Palin gets into heated argument with gay man–Towleroad
• Lindsay Lohan in cracked out argument with her lover’s wife–celebitchy
• Fergie’s wax figure looks more real than her–dlisted
• Kristin Miller nude debut in new season opener of Dexter (NSFW)–Mr.Skin
• Justin Bieber showing off his purple undies–Radar
• At least Britney Spears is wearing underwear this time–Egotastic

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Men, we have all been there. We have all been victims of the woman’s low cut blouse. When a woman wears a low cut shirt and push up bra to enhance his assets, men are only going to notice. It is the main reason women do it. Then they get upset when we don’t look them in the face or show them the respect they supposedly want. In time, they all catch us looking and sometimes we are called out on it. Lucky for us most of us our not on national television.

Conan last night could not keep his eyes off of Pussy Cat Doll singer, Nicole Scherzinger’s, amazing breast. She finally notices it about 2:00 into the video. She then tells Conan to focus and he keeps a bit red, but of course he was able to do some improv off of it with the help of Andy Richter.

Check out the video below:

Morning KetchUp

• Criss Angel is engaged–Eonline
• Levi Johnston’s book is out–celebitchy
• Steve-O breaks his nose on Mike Tyson fist–dlisted
• Staffer cups a feel on Minka Kelly–Radar
• New Two and Half Men episode highest rated yet, will plunge eventually–JustJared

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Over the weekend some funny videos were released. We have Jimmy Fallon and Steve Colbert who said Goodbye to their Bromance. The two agreed to be bff’s for only six months and it has now ended and they have to say goodbye.

Then during the Emmy’s last night we had The Lonely Island Boys doing their live performance. During it they had Michael Bolton sing his song, Akon, and Maya Rudolph replacing Lady Gaga for their Three Way song. Just check it out below.

Morning KetchUp

• Tim Gunn blasts Kirstie Alley and doesn’t believe she lost 100lbs–celebitchy
• Emmy winner list–JustJared
• Sinead O’Conner wants your suicide tips–dlisted
• Alec Baldwin cut from Emmy speech due to Fox’s communist ways–Radar
• Geldoff sisters give us a peak at their undies and sideboobs–Egotastic
• Sara Hyland clears up what she said about Lea Michele’s fashion–Eonline

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