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The Nanny was abducted by aliens

blake — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 13:14:35 +0000

The Nanny has flew the cuckoos nest this time. Fran Drescher is claiming she has been abducted by aliens who implanted a chip in her. She was not joking about this.

She states, “You know, it’s funny because Peter [Drescher's ex-husband] and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads. We were both in junior high. A few years later, we met, and we realized that we had the same experience. I think that somehow we were programmed to meet. We both have this scar. It’s the exact same scar on the exact same spot.

Fran believes the chip is in her hand which was a scar she was told was from burning her hand.

Who knows maybe she is right and not crazy, maybe we all just don’t know. Do I believe what they are saying, no. Do I believe that we are the only civilized beings out there, no. So who knows.

Weekend RoundUp

Brett Ratner wants to make Michael Jackson biopic–X17
List of SAG Winners from last night–BuzzSugar
Soap actor, Nick Santino, kills himself after euthanizing his dog–dlisted
Jojo’s boobs look good in Vibe–Popoholic
Olivia Wilde cleavage–Socialite life
Tila Tequila nip slips while rollerblading (NSFW)–Egotastic
Christina Aquilera’s tribute to Etta James–celebitchy
Girl with Dragon Tattoo not allowed in India–Huff Po
Sarah Jessica Parker to replace Demi Moore’s Lovelace role–JustJared
Katrina Bowden announces her engagement–Radar
James Franco as Hugh Hefner in Lovelace–Eonline

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Joan Rivers vs Chelsea Handler

blake — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:18:32 +0000

The woman who is known not to hold back her thoughts about anyone, Joan Rivers, speaks up against late night star Chelsea Handler during a recent Howard Stern interview. Today Joan and Melissa Rivers were on Stern’s Sirius station.

Rivers stated, “Number one, the girl made it on her back f**king the president, we all know that, of the network. Number two, she’s fine, she’s ordinary. She’s not a genius.” The man Chelsea was sleeping with to get to the top was E! president Ted Harbert.

“She’s an ordinary girl that was f**king somebody high up in the industry and they gave her a break and she’s doing okay.”

The day before Chelsea was on Stern’s show and stated, “Joan Rivers? What the f**k do I care about Joan Rivers? I don’t think about her ever.”

The two have been fighting since Joan claims she tried to say “hi” to Chelsea and she ignored her. Handler on the other hand says that Rivers started it.

The two have called each other whore’s back and forth. I think it is hilarious.

I would not be surprised if Joan started it, but I think Joan is hilarious on how she calls people out. I do enjoy Chelsea’s sexy drunk ways though too.

Afternoon Delight

Roseanne Barr will be returning to sitcom tv in new NBC show–gossip
Vanessa Paradis getting tired of split rumors–PopSugar
Oscar 2012 Nominees–dlisted
Miranda Kerr as Wonder Woman–JustJared
Mr.Skin’s 2012 Anatomy Awards (site NSFW)–Mr.Skin
Clemence Poesy, Fleur Delacour of Harry Potter, topless (NSFW)–Egotastic
Brandi Glanville admits to opening her legs for Gerard Butler and she liked it–celebitchy
Khloe Kardashian getting radio show in Dallas–Eonline
Cynthia Nixon shows her bald head for new role–Radar

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Jimmy Fallon does Tebowie

blake — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:03:41 +0000

Once in a great while Jimmy Fallon will have an amazing and hilarious skit. This time he has finally knocked out of the ball park. Fallon decided to combine Tim Tebow and David Bowie together and come with Tebowie. Watch as Tebowie sings an amazing song.

Afternoon Delight

James Franco, “Broken Tower” trailer–JustJared
Katy Perry resurfaces after divorce with blue hair–Socialite life
Angelina Jolie was have a nervous breakdown while directing–US Weekly
Jenelle Evans cyber stalker claims she is the victim–Eonline
Stephen Colbert announces his candidacy–Huff Po
Tom Cruise tried to leave Scientology but they sucked him back in–celebitchy
Sinead O’Connors marriage is off again–dlisted
No surprise here, Paula Dean has diabetes–Radar
Clip of Anna Faris getting nude in new film (NSFW)–Egotastic

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Katy Perry SNL Skits

blake — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:39:57 +0000

Over the weekend Katy Perry hosted SNL. I figured this would be a good one. Not only did Alec Baldwin have fun poking about his American Airlines incident, Andy Samberg got to sing with Katy in a new small skit.

The two are joined by Matt Damon, Val Kilmer, and some of the rest of the crew of SNL.

Katy Perry also does another skit that picks fun of the weird band, Florence and the Machine in the trailer of Doggy Duty.

Weekend RoundUp

Brooke Mueller heading back to rehab for umpteenth time--TMZ

Hulk Hogan suing wife over defamation of character–Fox News

Lindsay Lohan claims purse and passport stolen while in Hawaii–dlisted

Alec Baldwin pokes fun about American Airlines incident on SNL–People

Lamar Odom heading to Dallas–Radar

Miley Cyrus nice cleavage at CNN Heroes Celebration–Egotastic

Arnold Schwarzenegger hoping for come back with next film–Eonline

Dark Knight Rises poster–JustJared

Meryl Streep covers Vogue–celebitchy

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Jimmy Kimmel offers you Lindsay Lohan Mug Collection

blake — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 22:48:55 +0000

Jimmy Kimmel took advantage of poking fun at Lindsay Lohan and decided to capitalize on it. He introduced the Lindsay Lohan Mug Collection. This is what I want for Christmas.

“Each mug is emblazoned with a mug shot from one of Lindsay’s famous arrests: You’ll get the DUI and cocaine possession — the other DUI and cocaine possession; the 90-day jail sentence; the failed random drug test; the probation violation; and a little Lindsay shot glass!”

Afternoon Delight

Kelly Brook posing in her undies–Hollywood Tuna
Eddie Murphy quits the Oscars too–People
Brett Ratner made Lohan get STD tested before banging her–The Blemish
Mariah Carey shows off her new bod–JustJared
Kris Humphries in denial over divorce–celebitchy
Zsa Zsa Gabor rushed to hospital with severe bleeding–Eonline
Jerry Maguire star is chiseled–Radar

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Sesame Street hacked with porn

blake — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 21:23:58 +0000

Walking down Sesame Street always seem so safe to little children. After today though it is like walking down the red light district in Amsterdam. Sesame Street’s YouTube video channel became a victim of hackers. The hackers thought it would be funny to flood the Youtube channel with porn videos for about 20 minutes yesterday.

The lucky viewers got to see the video, First Anal Quest:Angelica. One of my favorites. They also changed a graphic on the Sesame Street sign to read “It’s where porn lives.” The video read, “Who doesn’t love porn kids? Right! Everyone loves it.”

Youtube removed the channel and the Sesame Street channel is still yet to be restored.

Afternoon Delight

Giuliana Rancic reveals she has breast cancer–celebitchy
Rooney Mara in Vogue–Pink is the New Blog
George Clooney steps out on red carpet with Stacey Kiebler–PopSugar
Kelly Clarkson’s You Love Me–JustJared
Susan Sarandon states that the Pope is a Nazi–Radar
Kelly Rowland see thru top (NSFW)–Egotastic
Hannah Montana star busted for DUI–Eonline

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Jonah Hill vs Matthew Morrison Round 1

blake — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 22:29:04 +0000

So last week Jonah Hill spoke on Jimmy Fallon’s show and stated that Matthew Morrison from Glee made fun of him and is a real jerk. That actually would not surprise me. I can see Morrison as a bully, kind of like Lea Michele is.

Morrison decided to respond back to the allegations by making a video and sent it in to Fallon.

After watching the video, I think the two are just kidding around. They most likely will meet on Jimmy Fallon’s show and do a song together. Think about it, Hill’s new show Alan Gregory will be airing on Fox, and Glee is on Fox. I am sure it is one big press job.

Afternoon Delight

Ellen Degeneres suffered chest pains on set–Bitten and Bound
Rihanna running around topless at Emerald Isles (NSFW)–Egotastic
Think I vomited a little, Nancy Grace slips a nip–Fox News
Second episode of Two and Half Men still strong–JustJared
Are Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore divorcing–dlisted
Lindsay Lohan only got a job cause she is boning the boss–celebitchy
Michael Jackson’s corpse shown at trial–Radar

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David Lettermen is speechless around Sofia Vergera

blake — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:23:46 +0000

David Letterman gets all flapped up and doesn’t know what to say when he is around the beauty of Sofia Vergera.
It is alright Dave, I would be speechless if I was talking to Sofia Vergera too. She is an absolutely beautiful specimen. Letterman admitted he didn’t know what was wrong with him. She asked Letterman if he has been drinking.

Vergera started going off on some rant, and she is a speed demon in her talking just like in the show.

Afternoon Delight

Army Wives actress, Kim Delaney, kicked off stage after giving drunk speech at military event–Gawker
80′s diva,Vesta Williams, found dead in LA–Eonline
Buy the Wizard of Oz slippers for 2 million–Huff Po
Stacy Keibler is one sexy bartender–Hollywood Tuna
Lauren Graham looks absolute gorgeous in Self–JustJared
Bristol Palin gets into heated argument with gay man–Towleroad
Lindsay Lohan in cracked out argument with her lover’s wife–celebitchy
Fergie’s wax figure looks more real than her–dlisted
Kristin Miller nude debut in new season opener of Dexter (NSFW)–Mr.Skin
Justin Bieber showing off his purple undies–Radar
At least Britney Spears is wearing underwear this time–Egotastic

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Conan caught looking at Nicole Scherzinger’s breast

blake — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:27:17 +0000

Men, we have all been there. We have all been victims of the woman’s low cut blouse. When a woman wears a low cut shirt and push up bra to enhance his assets, men are only going to notice. It is the main reason women do it. Then they get upset when we don’t look them in the face or show them the respect they supposedly want. In time, they all catch us looking and sometimes we are called out on it. Lucky for us most of us our not on national television.

Conan last night could not keep his eyes off of Pussy Cat Doll singer, Nicole Scherzinger’s, amazing breast. She finally notices it about 2:00 into the video. She then tells Conan to focus and he keeps a bit red, but of course he was able to do some improv off of it with the help of Andy Richter.

Check out the video below:

Morning KetchUp

Criss Angel is engaged–Eonline
Levi Johnston’s book is out–celebitchy
Steve-O breaks his nose on Mike Tyson fist–dlisted
Staffer cups a feel on Minka Kelly–Radar
New Two and Half Men episode highest rated yet, will plunge eventually–JustJared

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Funny videos over the weekend

blake — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 12:37:56 +0000

Over the weekend some funny videos were released. We have Jimmy Fallon and Steve Colbert who said Goodbye to their Bromance. The two agreed to be bff’s for only six months and it has now ended and they have to say goodbye.

Then during the Emmy’s last night we had The Lonely Island Boys doing their live performance. During it they had Michael Bolton sing his song, Akon, and Maya Rudolph replacing Lady Gaga for their Three Way song. Just check it out below.

Morning KetchUp

Tim Gunn blasts Kirstie Alley and doesn’t believe she lost 100lbs–celebitchy
Emmy winner list–JustJared
Sinead O’Conner wants your suicide tips–dlisted
Alec Baldwin cut from Emmy speech due to Fox’s communist ways–Radar
Geldoff sisters give us a peak at their undies and sideboobs–Egotastic
Sara Hyland clears up what she said about Lea Michele’s fashion–Eonline

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