Over the weekend, director Kevin Smith, was thrown off by Southwest Air for being too fat! Here is the lowdown of what reportedly happened, Smith was already on the plane and seated, the Captain then asked him to be removed from the plane. Smith was deemed as a “safety risk” and was asked to leave the plane. Afterwards, he caught another Southwest planes , but then later tweeted about his terrible experience and twitpic the above photo.

Dear @southwestair-I know I’m fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated? “I’m way fat… But I’m not THERE just yet,” he continued. “But if I am, why wait til my bag is up, and I’m seated WITH ARM RESTS DOWN. In front of a packed plane with a bunch of folks who’d already I.d.ed me as ‘Silent Bob.’”

Smith was given a $100 voucher and put on a different Southwest flight, from which he continued to chronicle his mistreatment:

“The @SouthwestAir Diet. How it works: you’re publicly shamed into a slimmer figure. Crying the weight right off has never been easier!” he continued. “Hey @SouthwestAir! I’ve landed in Burbank. Don’t worry: wall of the plane was opened & I was airlifted out while Richard Simmons supervised.”

Southwest Airlines has a “customer of size” policy, requiring passengers to buy a second seat if they cannot fit between the arm rests. When extra seats are available these passengers are given refunds or relocated free of charge.

The company has not ignored Smith’s Twitter rant.

“I’ve read the tweets all night from @thatkevinsmith – He’ll be getting a call at home from our Customer Relations VP tonight,” it tweeted. “Again, I’m very sorry for the experience you had tonight. Please let me know if there is anything else I can do.”

I cannot believe that Soutwest Air kicked off Smith, last I have seen Smith in any films he seemed just a little overweight. It did not look like he was so big that he would take up two seats. Smith was already seated on the plane, buckled in and arm rests down. If you are able to fit between the arm rests you are supposed to be fine, and not have to pay for an extra seat. Did the Captain just not like some of the foul mouth movies that Smith made? I cannot believe there was no one bigger than him on the plane. I always get stuck sitting by the fat person whose rolls are invading my space. Soutwest Air should be ashamed for causing Smith that kind of embarassment. If some one is too big to be on a plane, you pull them aside before they get on. Not when they are already seated.

Morning Ketch-up

• Robert Pattinson says he is allergic to Vagina in Details shoot(NSFW)–Details
• Is Brittany Spears dating a bum?–Dlisted
• Jim Carrey hires a skywriter to surprise Jenny McCarthy–Eonline
• 24 Production halted due to Kiefer Sutherlands health–IMDB
• Trace Adkins band escapes Fatal car crash–Eonline
• Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols spends their Vday weekend at Fashion Shows–JustJared
• Cameron Diaz shows a little nipple(NSFW)–Egotastic
• Megan Fox on the cover of W Magazine–JustJared

John Mayer has been with some of the greatest leading ladies in today’s Hollywood. Now the rumors are swirling around that he is wooing Taylor Swift. I don’t understand what makes women attracted to him. Is it his scrawny body, his cry baby ways, his drug infused stare? I mean his music is alright, and every song sounds the same. Anyways, Mayer is in the recent Rolling Stone and is leaving nothing at the door. In his interview he talks about masturbation, his break up with Jennifer Aniston, and his venture for more vagina.

John Mayer may be the king of the confessional Twitter, but all his 140-character missives about spectacular bowel movements don’t measure up to the explosion of deeply personal details he reveals to Erik Hedegaard in the new issue of Rolling Stone, on stands tomorrow.

The 32-year-old singer-guitarist admits he prefers Continuum to his 2009 disc Battle Studies (”I know that I’m supposed to say that my newest is the best one. Bullshit,” he says), that he hasn’t stopped thinking about his split with ex-girlfriend Jennifer Aniston (”I’ve never really gotten over it. It was one of the worst times of my life”) and that his sex life has become an endless loop of new girls rejecting him in clubs (”Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”).

Mayer’s in the midst of a massive 10-year record deal and enjoys the pleasures of late-night weed-and-video-game sessions, as well as his $20 million vintage watch collection, but what he truly wants, he tells Hedegaard, is to finally find a a female companion. But not just any girlfriend — Mayer is after “the Joshua Tree of vaginas.” “I’ll be happy when I close out this life-partner thing,” he says. “Think of how much mental capacity I’m using to meet the right person so I can stop giving a fuck about it.”

Grab the new issue for Mayer’s full advice for Tiger Woods (”I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life”) and more on his journey from bedroom guitar player to the most angst-ridden playboy in rock.

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• See how Jamie Grubbs profits from sleeping with Tiger–Egotastic
• Orland Bloom is one lucky man, check out Miranda Kerr in GQ–Popsugar
• Tiger is chained up in Mississippi, reportedly at a drug rehab–Hollywood Life
• Real NYC Housewive, brings the cougar to Playboy–Wonderwall