Ready for some jailbait? Kendall Jenner is showing off her body in a new bathing suit modeling gig. The 15 year old is modeling White Sands bathing suits.
Ashton Kutcher has blessed us on the cover of the most recent Men’s Fitness magazine. Sorry, ladies he did not pose topless for this one. Instead he kept it traditional and kept his shirt on and discussed how he works out all the time for his family. Kutcher says he trains and trains because he believes there will be an apocolypse soon and wants to be able to save his family. You may think this is a joke, but Kutcher was very serious.
Mens Fitness:
Kutcher says he trains because he believes all hell is going to break loose someday, and when it does, only the meanest, smartest and strongest will survive. He intends to be among them.
That’s why, as he jogs up the steepest of grades at Runyon Canyon near his Los Angeles home, he pretends he is being chased by wild boards or aliens, whatever civilization-crushing beings the 32-year-old mentally conjures up that day. It’s why he endures hours of blazing hot Bikram yoga, pretending he’s in the desert with no water. And it’s why he started learning Krav Maga, a hand-to-hand combat technique developed by the Israeli army and taught to special elite forces around the world. All of it in order to be prepared – for anything. “If the sh*t hits the fan,” Kutcher says, “you can get out of the sh*t…”
He says that in the practice [of Krav] he found his purpose: saving his loved ones from Armageddon.
“It won’t take very much, I’m telling you,” he says passionately. “It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle.” He continues
with exasperation. “People don’t have maps anymore,” he says, his voice rising with incredulity. “People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there’s no electricity, nobody has maps.“And people are going to go, ‘That land’s not yours,
prove that it’s yours,’ and the only thing you have to prove it’s yours is on an electric file. Then it’s like, ‘What’s the value of currency, and whose food is whose?’ People’s alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity – what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry.”Talking to Kutcher, it’s easy to think that maybe his end-of-the-world rant is just another big Punk’d prank, but he’s serious. So serious, in fact, that one of his favorite memories in years was last Christmas, when he and his family lost power for 14 hours at their Southern California mountain cabin. “It was 20 below zero,” he says. “I got my guns out. We made a fire. We went to the grocery store, and the doors were open because they’re all electronic. People were rolling in and out, clearing out the shelves.
“I’m telling you, it was like a preview [of what's to come]… All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of day. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about.”
I think Ashton is smart and could be right. I mean who knows when anything crazy will happen. I mean I don’t believe the apocolypse will involve flesh eating zombies or anything, but most likely a big war. If it is going to be a nuclear war, then Ashton may want to skip out on the training and move to somewhere very secluded in the mountains or something. I am sure he already has a spot picked out along with a bunker if he is this paranoid. Oh, well it is a good motivational tool.
I wish this was true or becomes true, but the news is that Lea Michele was offered to do Playboy. The Glee star is 24 years old and has now lost a bit of weight due to her Vegan diet. I guess Hollywood made her feel fat, and thought she had to be as thin as a zombie. I thought she looked better with some meat on her bones. Anyways, she wants to show off her body and what the vegan diet do for her.
In Touch reported:
A slimmed down Lea Michele could go from glee club to the Grotto! The Glee star recently lost weight on a vegan diet. And according to a friend, she’s been offered more than $500,000 to show off her new body in Playboy, although her rep denies the story.
“Lea looks gorgeous, and obviously, Playboy noticed,” the friend says. “She loves her new look, and she might do it if she thought it would boost her career.”Lea has had plenty of experience with nudity – she did a topless scene live for more than a year in Spring Awakening on Broadway – “It’s not uncomfortable for me at all,” she said.
I need to go see one of her plays if she is baring her breast ever. It makes me wonder when she bares her breast if you hear heavenly music or all the sudden a group of people start randomly singing. I will start a sing off of Happy Happy Joy Joy.
All and all I think she will not do Playboy because of the show she is in. I have a feeling that Glee will not allow her to be naked for Playboy since it is a family show. The time is not right yet for her to bare those breast, but it would make her more famous.
Well the latest cover of Rolling Stone pretty much wraps up what True Blood is all about. Hot people, nakedness, and blood. The cover has Alexander Skarsgard, Anna Paquin, and Stephen Moyer all naked on the front cover. If you watch the show you know how you see all these people naked all the time. It just blew my mind seeing Anna naked for the first time, I was like sweet Rogue from X-men naked.
In the show you see a lot of straight sex, gay sex, sex between humans and werewolves or vampires, etc. Just sex, sex, sex. Check out some of the Rolling Stone article.
Among all the nasty news that has been surrounding the Jesse James and Sandra Bullock controversy comes out a little brightness with the wonderful news of Sandra adopting a child from New Orleans. People Magazine said that Bullock and James were going through a domestic adoption process and brought a baby boy home in January. They named him Louis Bardo Bullock and was kept a secret till now. I figured Sandra had to pull out her secret weapon in hopes to have media cover something else about her instead of all the misfortune. Unfortunately, media likes misfortune more than they do happiness in people’s lives. The newscast I watched this morning releasing this information was still all about Jesse’s mistresses, which is a shame.
People Mag reported:
In public, Sandra Bullock has been through the best and worst of times this year – from winning her first Oscar to enduring the breakup of her marriage. In private, she was quietly keeping a joyful secret – his name is Louis, and he is her newborn son.
Bullock reveals exclusively in the new issue of PEOPLE that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy, born in New Orleans.
“It’s like he’s always been a part of our lives,” Bullock, 45, says. She and husband Jesse James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago and brought Louis home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars.
Their close friends and family – including James’s children Sunny, 6, Jesse Jr., 12, and Chandler, 15 – were essential in keeping the adoption a secret.
Then, just 10 days after the March 7 Oscars, Bullock and James separated following reports James had cheated. Bullock says she is now adopting as a single parent.
For much more, including an in-depth interview with Bullock and exclusive photos of the star and her baby boy, pick up the new issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday.
Now Sandra has filed for a divorce, she will be a single mom. She is a powerful and wonderful lady and we all know she will bring this child up right. If there is anytime she wants a baby naturally though, she can come my way. I have no problems in helping out in that process.
Pam Grier A.K.A Foxy Cleopatra, has a new book coming out called Foxy: My Life in Three Acts. Anyways there was an excerpt from Jezebel from the book where Pam reminiscences her days with Richard Pryor. This is an excerpt that was a conversation she had with her gyno.
” He said, “Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that’s prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It’s a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?”
“No,” I said, astonished.
“Well, it’s really dangerous,” he went on. “Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?”
“No,” I said, “not that I know of. It’s not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex.” I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard’s famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.
“Are you sure he isn’t doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?” the doctor asked.
“That’s a possibility,” I said. “You know, I am dating Richard Pryor.”“Oh, my God,” he said. “We have a serious problem here. If he’s not putting it on his skin directly, then it’s worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid.”
I love it. Richard Pryor was probably doing lines off her vagina and she did not want to admit it. I have never heard of some of the stuff the gyno was talking about. Rubbing coke on your dick to make it hard, that is crazy. I mean does that really work? I need to find an ex coke head and ask them these questions.
Oh please, make this be true. National Enquirer is claiming that Ms. Lively has approached Playboy with an offer to pose nude for them. She is reportedly asking for 2.5 million dollars from them to do so. Now, why would a great upcoming actress think of doing Playboy, well to make her get out of the kid image. The Enquirer said that her mother is supposedly behind this, and thinks it will benefit her career.
National Enquirer states:
“Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively wants to shed her teeny-bopper image – by shedding her clothes for “Playboy”!
And she’s asking a whopping $2.5 million to bare it all for the cameras!
The 22-year-old actress — who plays Serena van der Woodsen on the hit CW show — started to consider posing nude after making the movie “The Private Lives of Pippa Lee” over a year ago, sources revealed to The ENQUIRER.
In the film she wore kinky bondage clothing and had a nude scene with Alan Arkin.
“‘Playboy’ had already been calling her — she figures a ‘Playboy’ spread now will really give her some heat in her career,” said a source.
Blake’s family is divided over whether she should do the photo shoot if “Playboy” meets her high price. “Blake’s mom has been in the business a long time, and she knows Kim Basinger and other actresses really benefited from posing for ‘Playboy’ early in their careers,” said the source.
“But her dad Ernie is old-school. He says, ‘Over my dead body!’”
Blake’s reps deny that the starlet wants to pose for “Playboy,” but the source insists it’s part of her plan to break away from her “Gossip Girl” image.
“The show has been a hit with teens, but she says she doesn’t want to get lumped in with the Jonas Brothers!” added the source.
“Posing nude would certainly distance her from her tween fans and put her in the adult world.”
I think it would get her recognized more. Right now she is in Gossip Girls, and not many older men watch that film. I believe she has two options, one do the Playboy and get instant recognition from all the men. Two, wait for Green Lantern to come out and you will have the same reaction and get men to notice her. Now, the only problem is, if she was a better actress she would not have to count on her sex appeal so much.
So now after a few months after the passing of Michael Jackson, people are wondering how are the children doing. All three children, Prince Michael I(12), Paris(11), and Prince Michael II(Blanket,7) have been doing pretty well and coping. The three children are with their grandmother, Katherine Jackson. A source told People Magazine that Prince and Paris are no more confident. They do not have to have several bodyguards around them all the time when they go places. Katherine is doing her best in giving the children a normal life. The kids do not have to wear those crazy masks that their father made them wear, and they enjoy that. The kids get to go to karate lessons without being hassled.
It is good to hear that the kids are moving on well. It seems that they may be brought up more normal, than Michael was. Prince and Paris both seemed very mature when they recently spoke at the Grammy’s. It seemed they were really making progress.
Over the weekend, director Kevin Smith, was thrown off by Southwest Air for being too fat! Here is the lowdown of what reportedly happened, Smith was already on the plane and seated, the Captain then asked him to be removed from the plane. Smith was deemed as a “safety risk” and was asked to leave the plane. Afterwards, he caught another Southwest planes , but then later tweeted about his terrible experience and twitpic the above photo.
Dear @southwestair-I know I’m fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated? “I’m way fat… But I’m not THERE just yet,” he continued. “But if I am, why wait til my bag is up, and I’m seated WITH ARM RESTS DOWN. In front of a packed plane with a bunch of folks who’d already I.d.ed me as ‘Silent Bob.’”
Smith was given a $100 voucher and put on a different Southwest flight, from which he continued to chronicle his mistreatment:
“The @SouthwestAir Diet. How it works: you’re publicly shamed into a slimmer figure. Crying the weight right off has never been easier!” he continued. “Hey @SouthwestAir! I’ve landed in Burbank. Don’t worry: wall of the plane was opened & I was airlifted out while Richard Simmons supervised.”
Southwest Airlines has a “customer of size” policy, requiring passengers to buy a second seat if they cannot fit between the arm rests. When extra seats are available these passengers are given refunds or relocated free of charge.
The company has not ignored Smith’s Twitter rant.
“I’ve read the tweets all night from @thatkevinsmith – He’ll be getting a call at home from our Customer Relations VP tonight,” it tweeted. “Again, I’m very sorry for the experience you had tonight. Please let me know if there is anything else I can do.”
I cannot believe that Soutwest Air kicked off Smith, last I have seen Smith in any films he seemed just a little overweight. It did not look like he was so big that he would take up two seats. Smith was already seated on the plane, buckled in and arm rests down. If you are able to fit between the arm rests you are supposed to be fine, and not have to pay for an extra seat. Did the Captain just not like some of the foul mouth movies that Smith made? I cannot believe there was no one bigger than him on the plane. I always get stuck sitting by the fat person whose rolls are invading my space. Soutwest Air should be ashamed for causing Smith that kind of embarassment. If some one is too big to be on a plane, you pull them aside before they get on. Not when they are already seated.
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