Morning KetchUp

• Cameron Diaz drinks cause she cant stand Jennifer Lopez–celebitchy
• Pictures from Man of Steel set–JustJared
• Beyonce’s new video “Countdown”–dlisted
• Eggs is dating George Clooney’s seconds–Eonline

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• Rooney Mara Girl with Dragon Tattoo transformation–celebitchy
• Peter Fonda finds dead body in his car–Eonline
• Bree Olsen plays hot porn star nurse for Charlie Sheen–Egotastic
• Golden Voice Ted Williams is off to rehab–dlisted
• Reese Witherspoon helps the homeless–JustJared
• Leighton Meesters’ Missoni ad–US
• Lea Michele is sorry for making Hailee Steinfield cry–Superficial

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Mens Fitness:

Kutcher says he trains because he believes all hell is going to break loose someday, and when it does, only the meanest, smartest and strongest will survive. He intends to be among them.

That’s why, as he jogs up the steepest of grades at Runyon Canyon near his Los Angeles home, he pretends he is being chased by wild boards or aliens, whatever civilization-crushing beings the 32-year-old mentally conjures up that day. It’s why he endures hours of blazing hot Bikram yoga, pretending he’s in the desert with no water. And it’s why he started learning Krav Maga, a hand-to-hand combat technique developed by the Israeli army and taught to special elite forces around the world. All of it in order to be prepared – for anything. “If the sh*t hits the fan,” Kutcher says, “you can get out of the sh*t…”

He says that in the practice [of Krav] he found his purpose: saving his loved ones from Armageddon.

“It won’t take very much, I’m telling you,” he says passionately. “It will not take much for people to hit the panic button. The amount of convenience that people rely on based on electricity alone. You start taking out electricity and satellites, and people are going to lose their noodle.” He continues
with exasperation. “People don’t have maps anymore,” he says, his voice rising with incredulity. “People use their iPhones or GPS systems, so if there’s no electricity, nobody has maps.

“And people are going to go, ‘That land’s not yours,
prove that it’s yours,’ and the only thing you have to prove it’s yours is on an electric file. Then it’s like, ‘What’s the value of currency, and whose food is whose?’ People’s alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity – what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry.”

Talking to Kutcher, it’s easy to think that maybe his end-of-the-world rant is just another big Punk’d prank, but he’s serious. So serious, in fact, that one of his favorite memories in years was last Christmas, when he and his family lost power for 14 hours at their Southern California mountain cabin. “It was 20 below zero,” he says. “I got my guns out. We made a fire. We went to the grocery store, and the doors were open because they’re all electronic. People were rolling in and out, clearing out the shelves.

“I’m telling you, it was like a preview [of what's to come]… All of my physical fitness regimen is completely tailored around the end of day. I stay fit for no other reason than to save the people I care about.”

I think Ashton is smart and could be right. I mean who knows when anything crazy will happen. I mean I don’t believe the apocolypse will involve flesh eating zombies or anything, but most likely a big war. If it is going to be a nuclear war, then Ashton may want to skip out on the training and move to somewhere very secluded in the mountains or something. I am sure he already has a spot picked out along with a bunker if he is this paranoid. Oh, well it is a good motivational tool.

Weekend Ketch-Up

• Singer Teena Marie dead at 54.–Eonline
• Coco’s Christmas card for you–dlisted
• Minka Kelly looking breathtaking–Egotastic
• Hugh Hefner engaged to playmate Crystal Harris–CNN
• Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig spend Christmas together–PopSugar
  
• Hugh Jackman takes one to the nuts in cricket–JustJared
• Tori Spelling to set up Niecy Nash’s wedding for reality show–celebitchy
• Tyler Perry rebuilds woman’s home that burnt down–Radar

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In Touch reported:

A slimmed down Lea Michele could go from glee club to the Grotto! The Glee star recently lost weight on a vegan diet. And according to a friend, she’s been offered more than $500,000 to show off her new body in Playboy, although her rep denies the story.

“Lea looks gorgeous, and obviously, Playboy noticed,” the friend says. “She loves her new look, and she might do it if she thought it would boost her career.”

Lea has had plenty of experience with nudity – she did a topless scene live for more than a year in Spring Awakening on Broadway – “It’s not uncomfortable for me at all,” she said.

I need to go see one of her plays if she is baring her breast ever. It makes me wonder when she bares her breast if you hear heavenly music or all the sudden a group of people start randomly singing. I will start a sing off of Happy Happy Joy Joy.

All and all I think she will not do Playboy because of the show she is in. I have a feeling that Glee will not allow her to be naked for Playboy since it is a family show. The time is not right yet for her to bare those breast, but it would make her more famous.

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In the show you see a lot of straight sex, gay sex, sex between humans and werewolves or vampires, etc. Just sex, sex, sex. Check out some of the Rolling Stone article.

Afternoon Delight

• The plastic surgeon of Heidi Montag died in a car accident yesterday,karma?–dlisted
• Dumb NJ Housewife, spends 60K in two months time after claiming bankruptcy–Eonline
• Eva Longoria sexy see thru shirt, too bad she has a bra on–Egotastic
• Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson break off engagement again–JustJared
• Laurence Fishburne tells daughter she is not welcome in his life–PopEater
• Taylor Lautner poses with my boys, the Pittsburgh Steelers–JustJaredJr
• Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart caught making out–PopSugar
• Hopefully Rooney Mara believes in authenticity, needs to be fully naked for new role(site NSFW)–Mr.Skin
• Tom Cruise helps out his wife with her acting skills–Radar
• Khloe Kardashian runs out of celebration in jealous rage–celebitchy

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People Mag reported:

In public, Sandra Bullock has been through the best and worst of times this year – from winning her first Oscar to enduring the breakup of her marriage. In private, she was quietly keeping a joyful secret – his name is Louis, and he is her newborn son.

Bullock reveals exclusively in the new issue of PEOPLE that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy, born in New Orleans.

“It’s like he’s always been a part of our lives,” Bullock, 45, says. She and husband Jesse James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago and brought Louis home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars.

Their close friends and family – including James’s children Sunny, 6, Jesse Jr., 12, and Chandler, 15 – were essential in keeping the adoption a secret.

Then, just 10 days after the March 7 Oscars, Bullock and James separated following reports James had cheated. Bullock says she is now adopting as a single parent.

For much more, including an in-depth interview with Bullock and exclusive photos of the star and her baby boy, pick up the new issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday.

Now Sandra has filed for a divorce, she will be a single mom. She is a powerful and wonderful lady and we all know she will bring this child up right. If there is anytime she wants a baby naturally though, she can come my way. I have no problems in helping out in that process.

Morning Ketch-Up

• Bret Michaels is in stable condition–Dlisted
• The Kick-Ass cougar–Lainey Gossip
• Adrienne Curry flashes her bra on twitter, she is the whole reason I have an account–Drunken Stepfather
• Toni Braxton’s massive camel-toe, I think it makes her look younger–Celebitchy
• Olivia Munn is the new naked PETA sensation–Egotastic
• Jason Alexander bumps into kid biker with car–Eonline
• Stars get made into Shrek Ogres in the new Life & Style Magazine–JustJared

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” He said, “Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that’s prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It’s a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?”

“No,” I said, astonished.

“Well, it’s really dangerous,” he went on. “Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?”

“No,” I said, “not that I know of. It’s not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex.” I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard’s famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

“Are you sure he isn’t doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?” the doctor asked.
“That’s a possibility,” I said. “You know, I am dating Richard Pryor.”

“Oh, my God,” he said. “We have a serious problem here. If he’s not putting it on his skin directly, then it’s worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid.”

I love it. Richard Pryor was probably doing lines off her vagina and she did not want to admit it. I have never heard of some of the stuff the gyno was talking about. Rubbing coke on your dick to make it hard, that is crazy. I mean does that really work? I need to find an ex coke head and ask them these questions.

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National Enquirer states:

“Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively wants to shed her teeny-bopper image – by shedding her clothes for “Playboy”!

And she’s asking a whopping $2.5 million to bare it all for the cameras!

The 22-year-old actress — who plays Serena van der Woodsen on the hit CW show — started to consider posing nude after making the movie “The Private Lives of Pippa Lee” over a year ago, sources revealed to The ENQUIRER.

In the film she wore kinky bondage clothing and had a nude scene with Alan Arkin.

“‘Playboy’ had already been calling her — she figures a ‘Playboy’ spread now will really give her some heat in her career,” said a source.

Blake’s family is divided over whether she should do the photo shoot if “Playboy” meets her high price. “Blake’s mom has been in the business a long time, and she knows Kim Basinger and other actresses really benefited from posing for ‘Playboy’ early in their careers,” said the source.

“But her dad Ernie is old-school. He says, ‘Over my dead body!’”

Blake’s reps deny that the starlet wants to pose for “Playboy,” but the source insists it’s part of her plan to break away from her “Gossip Girl” image.

“The show has been a hit with teens, but she says she doesn’t want to get lumped in with the Jonas Brothers!” added the source.

“Posing nude would certainly distance her from her tween fans and put her in the adult world.”

I think it would get her recognized more. Right now she is in Gossip Girls, and not many older men watch that film. I believe she has two options, one do the Playboy and get instant recognition from all the men. Two, wait for Green Lantern to come out and you will have the same reaction and get men to notice her. Now, the only problem is, if she was a better actress she would not have to count on her sex appeal so much.

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It is good to hear that the kids are moving on well. It seems that they may be brought up more normal, than Michael was. Prince and Paris both seemed very mature when they recently spoke at the Grammy’s. It seemed they were really making progress.

Afternoon Delight

• Did Hayden Panettiere get a boob job–Celebitchy
• Noah Wyle cheats on his wife and mistress with Gina Gershon–Celebitchy
• More of Christina Hendricks nice bust–Egotastic
• Is Gerard Butler the “one” for Jennifer Aniston–Celebslam
• Shia and Carey “ARE ON A BoAT”–Popsugar
• The Knack singer, Doug Fieger, loses to cancer. RIP–Fox

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Dear @southwestair-I know I’m fat, but was Captain Leysath really justified in throwing me off a flight for which I was already seated? “I’m way fat… But I’m not THERE just yet,” he continued. “But if I am, why wait til my bag is up, and I’m seated WITH ARM RESTS DOWN. In front of a packed plane with a bunch of folks who’d already I.d.ed me as ‘Silent Bob.’”

Smith was given a $100 voucher and put on a different Southwest flight, from which he continued to chronicle his mistreatment:

“The @SouthwestAir Diet. How it works: you’re publicly shamed into a slimmer figure. Crying the weight right off has never been easier!” he continued. “Hey @SouthwestAir! I’ve landed in Burbank. Don’t worry: wall of the plane was opened & I was airlifted out while Richard Simmons supervised.”

Southwest Airlines has a “customer of size” policy, requiring passengers to buy a second seat if they cannot fit between the arm rests. When extra seats are available these passengers are given refunds or relocated free of charge.

The company has not ignored Smith’s Twitter rant.

“I’ve read the tweets all night from @thatkevinsmith – He’ll be getting a call at home from our Customer Relations VP tonight,” it tweeted. “Again, I’m very sorry for the experience you had tonight. Please let me know if there is anything else I can do.”

I cannot believe that Soutwest Air kicked off Smith, last I have seen Smith in any films he seemed just a little overweight. It did not look like he was so big that he would take up two seats. Smith was already seated on the plane, buckled in and arm rests down. If you are able to fit between the arm rests you are supposed to be fine, and not have to pay for an extra seat. Did the Captain just not like some of the foul mouth movies that Smith made? I cannot believe there was no one bigger than him on the plane. I always get stuck sitting by the fat person whose rolls are invading my space. Soutwest Air should be ashamed for causing Smith that kind of embarassment. If some one is too big to be on a plane, you pull them aside before they get on. Not when they are already seated.

Morning Ketch-up

• Robert Pattinson says he is allergic to Vagina in Details shoot(NSFW)–Details
• Is Brittany Spears dating a bum?–Dlisted
• Jim Carrey hires a skywriter to surprise Jenny McCarthy–Eonline
• 24 Production halted due to Kiefer Sutherlands health–IMDB
• Trace Adkins band escapes Fatal car crash–Eonline
• Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols spends their Vday weekend at Fashion Shows–JustJared
• Cameron Diaz shows a little nipple(NSFW)–Egotastic
• Megan Fox on the cover of W Magazine–JustJared

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