Tiger Woods has now confessed with having sex with over 120 women, but forgot about his neighbor girl who slept with when she was 21 years old. So, make that 121 women. It is now reported that Elin Woods has officially decided to sign divorce papers. She finally gave up after hearing about Raychel Coudriet, who is Tiger and Elin’s neighbor girl. It is rumored that Elin is trying to get 500 million in settlement, which is almost half of what Tiger is worth.

Elin is out of her damn mind in my opinion for asking for 500 million dollars. She signed a pre-nup in the first place. Also, she did not earn or help Tiger earn any of that money. Maybe she needs to model some more or something. She will never have to work again anyways because even after she would get her normal money, Tiger would be paying out of the ass in child support anyways. So for her to get 500 million plus child support is just crazy in my opinion.

Afternoon Delight

One of the biggest players in the game, Hugh Hefner, gave his opinion on infidelity. During his 84th birthday Hef spoke to the press and gave his two cents about “sex addiction.” Here is what Page Six had:

Hugh Hefner is giving up having multiple girlfriends now that he’s 84. The Playboy legend says he’s sick of keeping a whole harem happy and he wants to stick just with new love Crystal Harris.

Hef, who celebrated his birthday in Vegas over the weekend, told us: “She’s very real, and although she has her aspirations, the major thing in her life is our relationship. The problem with some of the other girls is that there were other motivations, their careers. This is more like true love. She is, as they say, ‘the real deal.’ ”

Hef also had words of advice for cheating husbands Tiger Woods and Jesse James: “When you get married, you make a commitment. I had a lot of girlfriends, but it’s not the same as cheating. I don’t cheat. I am very open about what I do . . . Sandra Bullock’s husband looks like a real creep. I think that when you are in a relationship, you should be honest. The real immorality of infidelity is the lying.

He then spoke about Tiger Woods and said: “He can [go to rehab] if he wants to. But this whole idea that it’s a sex addiction is a copout. Some people become obsessed with sex, but it’s not like an alcohol or drug addiction. He did it because he could get away with it.”

I think Hef summed it up pretty well. There is no such thing as sex addiction. Once you have sex, everyone is addicted. Hef also explained how he has girlfriends and what he does is not the same as cheating. All the girls know about each other. If the men in Sandra Bullock and Elin Woods lives would be honest with them, their marriage may not be such a wreck. Of course I’m sure if Jesse or Tiger said they were getting bored and wanted to start having sex with other women, would not go well either.

Afternoon Delight

• Jake Gyllenhall on GQ–Dlisted
• Chace Crawford finally realizes Footloose would ruin his career–Eonline
• Transvestite Donkey Face cover of Vogue–JustJared
• Died and gone to heaven, Emmanuelle Chriqui nude in Allure–Egotastic
• Eli Roth’s bare ass–Celebitchy

You know, I was totally against what Tiger has done to his wife and children. Now, as a man, I will admit I would of never got married if I was him. He was caught and now his game is over. He married too early. It is now reported that Tiger ravished his 22 year-old neighbor. Tiger you are a PIMP! This girl is smoking, and I am proud of you. Way to go Tiger! THATTTTTTTTT is GREAAAAAAAAAAT!

His neighbor, Raychel Coudriet, was 21 at the time and is furious because she thought she was the only one. I guess all these girls thought they were the only one, but it is stupid. If they all knew that Tiger was married they could get sued in some states, I don’t know about Florida, but I know in my state we have Alienation of Affection law. It is a wonderful law. Pretty much Elin can see every mistress if she could prove that the mistresses knew that Tiger was married.

Supposedly Tiger and Raychel shacked it up right in the home while Elin was inside. I love it. For more of her tweets check out Huffington Post.

Afternoon Delight

• Kirstie Alley hires PI to go after Paps–Celebitchy
• JLO in Redbook–JustJared
• Tiki Barber leaves pregnant wife for NBC Intern–Star
• Adrianne Curry sexy bare ass on twitter–Egotastic
• Jessica Simpson wears no make-up for marie claire magazine–Eonline
• Does Jennifer Aniston get her revenge?–In Touch
• Kate Majors is engaged to Michael Lohan–Dlisted
• Lindsay Lohan tells US that she is going to vomit about the news of her father’s engagement–US
• Bristol Palin’s “Don’t Get Pregnant” PSA–JustJared

Well, lets just make Reggie Bush look bad. I would probably cheat on Kim Kardashian too, she is all about herself. I mean ya, she is amazing looking, but imagine putting up with the bitch the entire time. I mean it would make you feel stupid just being around her. Anyways, news broke out that Bush cheated on Kim with a waitress named January Gessert.

Radar Online:

Gessert reportedly spent the night at Reggie’s house on March 16th, after the two met at Sunset Strip bar-restaurant Red Rock. She was spotted leaving Reggie’s house the next morning at 7am.
Reggie has reportedly set up an elaborate system to hide his cheating from Kim – including the use of multiple cell phones, but the camera never lies, and Kim is bound to be left devastated and in tears following the release of these photos.

I’m sure the photos are nothing like the sex tape that Kim has. So she has no room to really talk.

Here you have it, after Snooki said she has never posed naked for pictures, people have found them. They said they will be released in the next few days and they posted a teaser for all of you to see. I personally hate Jersey Shore stuff, but since this girl is so annoying and stupid, I would love to help spread the news of her lies. People, you should not take pictures of yourself naked. You know they are going to end up on the internet!!! Learn it from Rihanna, Vanessa Hudgens, and several others!!! Snooki looks a little thin in this one, I think she needs to look at these pictures again for some inspiration before she goes into the gym.

Links

• Rachel Uchitel alright working her man eating magic on Extra–Celebitchy
• Ryan Reynold’s is the new face of Hugo Boss–JustJared
• Verne Troyer is a little pimp–Holy Taco

I think I need to start making a new topic listed as Daily Slut. Showing either male or female sluts and mostly ones who effect other lives. I mean you have the type of sluts who sleep with a bunch of people, but are single. You know, that is their business and that is fine. Then you have sluts who are dating people and cheating on people, maybe getting pregnant and not knowing who the daddy is?

We have douche’s like John Mayer who sleeps and tells, I would say he is a male slut. Then you have Gerard Butler, who hooks up with tons of girls and is single, but does not tell. Well, see he is a pimp. He is respectable, unlike Mayer. Then you have all the dirty sluts who sleep with Tiger Woods, and then get jobs out of it like Rachel Uchitel with Extra. Now we have John Edward’s mistress, Rielle Hunter, who has their child, was supposedly sleeping with John Edwards and Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum!!!! I love that guy. He seemed to be an innocent by stander in this terrible mess. Goldblum found out the child was not his and was like, bitch get out of here.
So, Rielle Hunter, your my slut of the day!

Morning Ketch-up

• Rachel Ray’s dog eats another dog’s ear–Dlisted
• Hailey Glassman’s horrible photoshoped photo, is that even her?–Dlisted
• Dennis Hopper says his wife is killing him–Eonline
• Ryan Kwanten, of True Blood, in August Magazine–JustJared
• National Enquirer is stating that Tiger did not take sex rehab seriously–Celebitchy
• Anna Kendrick looks great on her day off–JustJared

To touch on some local area entertainment news, CW’s television show “One Tree Hill” is filmed in my area. Their latest happenings with the show is that actor, Antwon Tanner, has been sentenced to three months in prison after pleading guilty to dealing stolen social security numbers. Tanner plays the character, Skills Taylor, in the hit CW show. You may also know Tanner from playing as one of the main basketball players on Coach Carter, starring Samual L Jackson. Tanner pleaded guilty in August of 2009 after taking part in an identity scam. He sold over a dozen social security numbers and made well over $10,000.

What blows my mind is that he is a television actor, on a hit tv show. I would figure CW would pay well enough that you do not have to do illegal things to make money. Take it for granted, he’s not like a huge successful star, but that is no excuse to try to make money like that on the side. I am sure that there is many other ways to make some extra funds than selling people’s social security numbers. Three months of prison is a slap on a wrist too. How much money did the people who the social security number’s belong to lose.

Other News

1. Victoria Beckham’s skeleton face was freaky on American Idol–HolyMoly
2. Tiger Woods slept on air mattress in friends house for 3 days–Celebitchy
3. Is Cheryl Tweedy wearing one of those fake body shirts? What is that?–Hollywood Tuna
4. Dexter has cancer, Michael C. Hall announced that he has Hodgkin’s lymphoma and is currently kicking it’s butt–Celebitchy
5. Hello boobies, Scarlett Johansson pushes those girls up for her latest “In New York” Magazine shoot–Popoholic
6. John Edward’s spotted in my small town of Wilmington,NC trying to bed a bartender–Celebitchy
7. Mom and Dad Cyrus need to take over what their underage daughter is wearing–Superficial
8. Large drug past for Celebrity Rehab’s, Dr. Drew–ICYDK
9. Heidi Montag’s assistant arrested after neighbor’s believe he was kidnapping her–Celebitchy
10. Twilight is going to be Spider-Man? Robert Pattinson is top contender for new Spider-Man role–Celebnewswire
11. Heidi Klum in InStyle–JustJared
12. Scary Johnny Depp statue–dlisted
13. Looking good Katherine McPhee in Shape Magazine–JustJared
14. A fun comic book shoot with the cast of The Big Bang Theory–Egotastic
15. Kiefer Sutherland in a dress on Letterman–JustJared
16. Kylie Minogue is one hot lady–Hollywood Tuna
17. Which possible wussies can be the next Conan the Barbarian–JustJared

No, Tiger Woods is not playing swords in the bathroom. Instead there has been rumors circulating that in his sexicapades he has come into situations of meat rubbin. One of the several mistresses, Loredana Jolie, states that she has watched Tiger with other men. Jolie planned on writing a tell-all book about her adventures in Tigerland. Unfortunately the book was stopped, because there has been no evidence besides her word.

It would not surprise me if this has happened. I am unsure about the full on gay sex part. Maybe two guys and Jolie, maybe their penis rubbed up against eachother, who knows. There is no doubt though that Tiger Woods is not gay. Ask his wife, and his many mistresses that one.

A recent “supposed” authorized Warren Beatty biography has claimed that Beatty has slept with as much as 12,775 women. The biography was written by one of Beatty’s possible friends, Peter Biskind. In an interview Biskind said that Beatty initially did not agree to doing a biography, but after becoming friends Beatty decided to let the beans spill with all the ladies he has womped in the years.

Now, Beatty’s attorney has claimed that it was not an authorized biography and should not be published and sites should not include “so-called” interviews or sayings that Beatty did not ever say. So, pretty much the lawyer does not want sites like “Culture Slant” to gossip about Warren Beatty being a pimp. Although, I am sure that Beatty did not authorize this, and why would he? What kind of man would want to publish a book about all the women he has been with besides a total “Dick…Tracey.”

I wouldn’t be surprised that Beatty may have said somethings in front of Biskind, and we all knew women he has been with before too. Biskind could of just put some things together after being friends with him for a while and just put it into a book. I mean i’m sure a lot of us could write books about the stupid things our friends have done in the past and exaggerate about them a bit. Biskind did interview some of Beatty’s former beauties, including Jane Fonda who Biskind said that Beatty quoted that had a great mouth. Next up was Joan Collins who was asked about the happenings of Beatty sleeping with her all the time, she said he could of been but she just lay there.Ouch!

The book the talks about Beatty cheating on Julie Christie almost every day that they were together. Which would have to be true if he was rumored to be with 12,775 women. Come on now. It then went into a bunch of other kinky escapades Beatty may of been involved in, including sex with pregnant women. I’m sure a lot of this was false, and Warren Beatty has always seemed to be a great man and actor. I am sure this book is just jumping on the whole man-whore stories that are going on with Tiger Woods and David Letterman.