People have been getting on Kim Kardashians big ass about her latest fling with male-player, Cristiano Ronaldo. Ronaldo is a well-known soccer player who “hooked” up with Kim during her trip to Spain. I am sure he was looking at this as a one night stand, but it seems Kim wants more. People are now warning Kim that it may not be such a good idea. Ronaldo has a whorish past of one night stands and multiple sex partners all in one day. Ex’s believe he’s been with almost 80,000 people by now.

Life & Style wrote:

Things between Kim Kardashian and new love interest, International soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo, may be getting steamy but some close to Kim hope the two don’t get too serious. Life & Style has learned Cristiano has an arrest record (charges were dropped) and a reputation for being a massive playboy with a taste for call girls and group sex. Cristiano has reportedly hired prostitutes for group-sex parties on several occasions. When asked how many women the soccer star has slept with, an ex-girlfriend of Cristiano’s laughingly guessed 80,000!

“Cristiano loves to party,” British journalist Debbie Manley, who has followed his scandalous personal life, tells Life & Style. “He’s gone out with paid female escorts. Like a lot of European men, he doesn’t see a problem with that, I don’t think.”

In the past, he’s been known to have friends text women on his behalf to arrange hotel trysts. After having fun, Cristiano leaves solo and asks the woman to wait an hour before she exits, Manley claims. The reason? He doesn’t want to risk getting photographed with her.

“Women throw themselves at his feet,” another insider tells Life & Style. “The last time Cristiano was in LA, I saw three different women trying to push their phone numbers on him at once! He’s a huge celebrity, and he’s gorgeous too.”

And while Cristiano is a fun, sexy rebound, he’s not boyfriend material.

“Cristiano is wild,” adds another insider. “I just don’t think he’ll ever settle down and be faithful to one woman.”

Only warning that Kim should have with sleeping with this guy is the one from her doctor. There is no way you sleep with that many women with out getting some herpes or genital warts or something like that. Next news story you may here is that Kim has Hep C or some shit.

I think Tiger is still going to have Jesse beat, but who knows. There may be more mistresses coming out. We now have mistress number five. Her name is Merilee, and just like the rest is said to have dark hair with her body covered in tattoos. She supposedly worked with Jesse and has a bunch of texts that describe possible sexual references. The sick thing is, the girl kept a shirt with his man juice on it. She must of figured she could use it for blackmail later on.

Radar online reported:

Meet Merilee Gerth, mother of two, former employee of West Coast Choppers and mistress #5 to serial cheater Jesse. “Merilee looks like all of Jesse’s other mistresses,” a close friend of hers tells RadarOnline.com. “She’s in her mid to late thirties, has long black hair, blue eyes, pale skin and is covered in tattoos.

“When Merilee ended her relationship with Jesse in mid-2007, he fired her so she hired Gloria Allred and sued him claiming sexual harassment,” the friend said. “Merilee had irrefutable evidence of her affair with Jesse so they ended up settling out of court.” That settlement was well into six figures, the friend said.

Much like the other mistresses, Merilee was a topless dancer years ago in San Diego at a club called Pacers, her friend said.

In emails exclusively obtained by RadarOnline.com, Jesse’s relationship with Merilee is chronicled through flirtatious (and more) correspondence with each other.

These emails, of course, could have been very valuable in a legal battle with Jesse.

On January 15, 2007 Jesse sent an email to Merilee that said: “Morning!……you look pretty Hot today……juss fyi.”

Some of the more salacious emails read:

January 17, 2007
Jesse – “When are you gonna be back?”
Merilee – “Noon…..or if you want I can go later today after you leave for Laughlin. Want me to resched?”
Jesse – “Naaw isss ok just get no love anymore……”

December 19, 2006
Jesse – “I’m cold!”
Merilee – “Do you want me to bring you a heater? I have one in my office you can use. It isn’t the best heater… but it helps.”
Jesse – “My heat is on……”
Merilee – “I put it outside of your office door. Plug it in and put it under your desk.”
Jesse – “You coulda came in……you can keep it you need it more than I do……..I’m juss being a baby.”
Merilee – “You have a ‘do not disturb’ sign up on your door.”
Jesse – “So”
Merilee – “So I’m not disturbing you!”
Jesse – “You might be…..but you’ve seen it before.”

January 9, 2007
Jesse – “In a meeting?”
Merilee – “No…I’m done.”
Jesse – “Need anything before I split?…..”
Merilee – “Some tums.”
Jesse – “I have some special fluid that you can drink and i t makes it all better….”

The close relationship Jesse and Merilee shared was evident through emails such as the following:

December 04, 2006
Jesse – “Hi.”
Merilee – “Hi daddy-o…how are you?”
Jesse – “Otay”
Merilee – “Dang…still on the fone with Amex…trying to straighten out the stolen card issue. Sorry!”
Jesse – “Done with my meeting.”

August 21, 2006
Jesse – “Ahhhhh”
Merilee – “I know!”
Jesse – “I’ll be in my bathroom fixing it my self!”

September 04, 2006
Jesse – “I’m gonna come down in a bit……gotta take a shower…..or maybe I can juss shower at my shop?”
Merilee – “Ok, I will wait for you.”

January 15, 2007
Jesse – “Where you at?”
Merilee – “I just left. Do you need me? are you coming in after your court date tomorrow?”
Jesse – “Of coarse I always need you……yes 8am tomorrow.”

“Only a select few get to go in Jesse’s office. That’s where Merilee and Jesse carried on their sexual relationship,” the friend tells RadarOnline.com of the West Coast Chopper owner. “Not only did he have a copy of Mein Kampf in there but he also had a Nazi uniform hanging up in his office.”

As previously reported by RadarOnline.com, Jesse admitted to Sandra that he’d had affairs with seven women and is currently seeking treatment in a sex rehab center in Arizona in hopes of saving his marriage. Sandra had hired legal council to draw up divorce papers, but has yet to file them.

I do not know about all of you, but I am starting to get tired of the Jesse James scandal. I mean even if he is a big giant douche who alleged cheated on Sandra Bullock, and is also a rumored nazi lover. We really need to start thinking about how much truth is behind this. US Weekly just released the photos of Jesse in a Nazi hat. Now, people we have to remember a certain Prince over there in England dressed up as a Nazi for Halloween one year too. It does not mean he supports the Nazi’s or what they believed in.

Also, there is more news coming out of Jesse about the rehab he went into. James supposedly checked into a “sex” rehab in Arizona. One of these great rehabs that seem to be making money off of a fake addiction. There is no such thing as sex addiction people, it is just natural that men were made to have multiple partners. It got in some ones stupid head to try to maintain men and chain them down.

Even to make things worse, Enquirer is running a story that Jesse likes to dog fight. I think this story is just to bring him down even more, and is most likely not true. Yes, Jesse has a pit-bull, but as we have seen in the past he loves that dog. I believe he would not do anything that would danger it. I am sure Bullock would of noticed the dog being bloodied up, and isn’t she the one who adopts injured dogs? I think that story can just be thrown out the door. I am starting to get to the point that I feel bad for this guy even if he did commit all of this douchery.

Well, there has been so much shit flying around about Jesse James, I may have to start a daily publishing on his stories instead of links. There is just so much, this guy’s whole world has open up to the shitter. We all know already that he has had three mistresses come out for sure. Now there is an alleged fourth mistress saying that she was with James. Now this mistress hired the wacked out woman’s rights lawyer, Gloria Allred. She is the same crazy lawyer that is trying to sue Tiger Woods for Joselyn James because James believed Tiger was going to leave Elin for her. Joselyn then said Tiger made her quit her porno career. Well, getting back into porn is not hard, just open your legs right? Jesse Jame’s latest mistress says they had a 3 year long affairand she has the text messages to prove it. The Enquirer is stating they have at least 11 mistresses.

Radar online has the latest scoop:

RadarOnline.com learned exclusively about the existence of Mistress Number 4 and that the as-yet unidentified woman has hired Allred, who famously represented Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel and others.

The new mistress had a several year affair with James, she charges, that ended just recently.

And yes, there’s proof. Hundreds of text messages, emails and photos.

Poor Sandra Bullock. With every passing day her husband is exposed to more and more cheating charges as the actress has sought anonymity while trying to sort out her life.

And It’s only fitting that Allred is now involved as James is now facing the same type of firestorm that engulfed Tiger Woods, devastated his wife and derailing his golf career temporarily.

Allred told RadarOnlne.com exclusively: “I represent a beautiful model and businesswoman. She had a three year intimate relationship with Jesse James.

“He pursued her and had strong feeling for her. She is in the process of trying to decide if she will come forward. She has proof of their relationship including hundreds of text messages, emails and photos. The relationship JUST RECENTLY ENDED after the scandal broke.”

Allred reportedly represented another woman whom sued James several years ago for sexual harassment, Allred had no comment regarding that case. Allred tells us mistress #4 hasn’t been identified by the media.

So far James has been accused of cheating with:
1. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, a heavily tattooed stripper.
2. Melissa Smith, also a stripper.
3. Brigitte Daguerre, a photographer.
4. The new mystery woman.

Also to load another pile of crap onto Jesse James lap, it is coming out that he is a Nazi lover. He is said to currently have a surfboard in his office with a picture of Hitler on it. There are also photos going on sale of the James doing the Nazi salute. Man, people are finding all this stuff about this guy. He seemed to me so nice and pleasant and Bullock and him and him were the greatest couple. If all this is true, then Bullock has to be devastated. I would definitely be getting STD tests done too, because all these skanks he was with are just nasty.

What I do not understand is how would Sandra not know about the Nazi stuff? She would have to, has she never visited his garage? I guess if he was able to hide 11 mistresses he could hide his white power from her too. The media is hounding him so bad about this, it is moments like this I am glad i’m not a celebrity. I hope it does not get to a point that he offs himself, because the media would be at fault for that.

Well, I guess a few pluses have happened during this mistress mess of Jesse James. One, his Vanilla Gorilla brand name is getting a lot of free PR. Now second, Playgirl wants the whole world to get its share of Vanilla Gorilla. Playgirl is offering James, $500K to pose nude. They want proof that he is as big as his mistresses are saying he is. I’m sure he is good to go, I mean he had to of satisfied a porn-star for a few years at least. Life & Style has the story:

Jesse James was recently dubbed the “Vanilla Gorilla” by his mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee because of the supposed size of his package. Now Playgirl magazine wants to see the proof! Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio tells Life & Style exclusively that the magazine has extended an offer of $500,000 to Jesse’s team if Jesse agrees to pose nude for Playgirl.

“We’d want him to pose in a Coney Island freak show setting. It would be a whole circus-themed shoot, complete with tattooed women and sword swallowers!” Nardicio tells Life & Style. Playgirl is already shooting Make Me a Supermodel star Ronnie Kroell for the June issue.

The magazine recently extended an offer to Jon Gosselin to pose nude as well — but for only $20,000. “His star is extinguishing, and he’s not very [well endowed].” Nardicio told Life & Style at the time. It looks like this is a case where bigger really is better!

I doubt this is even in James consideration. His main focus is probably trying to get his image back and apologizing to Sandra Bullock. I do think the whole Circus Freak background would be pretty cool.

Also other updates have been coming from this whole controversy. Supposedly Sandra has a pre-nup, which would not matter anyways since Jesse did the cheating and he would of got nothing anyways. Also, reports are saying that Bullock had two miscarriages while with Jesse. That is sad, this girl does not deserve all of this.

Alright, let the sluts start coming out. Just like Tiger Woods every slut in kingdom come is going to come out of the wood-works saying they had a little Vanilla Gorilla in them too. Melissa Smith, stripper, has come forward to tell her story for money too. She stated that she had an affair with James only one year after Sandra and him were married. Smith was contacted by James through MySpace that said, “Nice car…that’s my godfather’s.’ After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla.” James followed the golden Myspace gig of “Myspace to Myplace” way to go..lol. I’m just confused though because I though “Bombshell” gave James the nickname “Vanilla Gorilla.”

Melissa eventually traveled to California so she could take a ride on Jesse James. She said they did it on his office couch, which has probably seen more ass than my underwear. Next thing we know Jesse is going to be said to be diagnosed with Sex Addiction too, which is not a real addiction. I guess South Park should of added him to the list of sex addicts too..lol.

JT is now being called out too, on cheating on Jessica Biel. I guess the only thing good about that is that they are not married. Earlier in the week JT had photos shot of him of a waitress talking to him while her hand us up under his jacket with her hands on his chest. Some tabloids are saying the JT wants out of the relationship, but just does not have the heart to break up with Biel.

Here is what OK Magazine said:

From the moment Cameron Diaz reunited with ex-love Justin Timberlake for January’s Hope For Haiti Now telethon, their bitter 2007 breakup seemed long ago and far away — and she got that old feeling all over again. Sure, Justin’s deeply involved with Jessica Biel. But as a Cameron insider tells OK!, “Cam had forgotten what great chemistry she has with Justin.”

So great that it was Cameron, 37, who fought fiercely for Columbia Pictures to cast acting novice Justin, 29, as her leading man in their sexy comedy Bad Teacher, now shooting in L.A. — passing over an A-list lineup including Ryan Reynolds, Paul Rudd and Bradley Cooper.

“Cameron kept telling them she wanted Justin,” reveals the source. “She was bummed because the studio said no — they didn’t think Justin would be good on the big screen.”

Still, the perseverant blonde would not be denied. “Cameron melted down and really pushed it,” the insider tells OK!, and when she showed clips from Justin’s comedy The Social Network, about the birth of Facebook, “that sold them.”

But what really made Cameron battle so hard for her ex? Was it merely his deft comic timing — or that she knew the Bad Teacher script called for steamy love scenes?

The film tells the story of a school teacher (Cameron) pursuing a spoken-for colleague (Justin).

“Cameron’s such a bad girl: she made them rewrite the love scenes so that they’re even juicier — and longer,” the source reveals. “She doesn’t want to stir up trouble. But you know, she’s been cheated on — Justin cheated on her. She may not hold to the letter of the law when it comes to Jessica.”

Now, after three years with Justin, it’s Jessica’s turn to get upset. While initially “freaking out” over Justin and Cameron’s lusty screen pairing, says another source, Jessica has since relaxed her attitude.

“When Justin made it clear he was doing the movie with or without Jessica’s support, Jess swallowed her pride and did the unthinkable — she pilfered Cam’s cell number from Justin’s phone and called her to bury the hatchet,” the source tells OK!. “Jessica said she was thrilled Justin was working with someone of Cameron’s caliber and thanked Cam for going to bat for him.

What do you expect from the man? I mean he is not married, and girls absolutely love him. I mean he is the one who “Brought Sexy Back.” He will have many years of being not married and screwing around i’m sure of it.

In a recent interview in a magazine called Steppin Out, Hailey Glassman decides to talk about Jon Gosselin’s tiny penis. She stated that it was so small that she would not believe that he would ever be able to have the chance to cheat on her. She said he was hung like a nine-year-old boy. She said it was “tiny, tiny,tiny.” Hailey said she told her mom about it, and her mom just laughed so hard tea came out of her nose.

Now Kate Major and Kate Gosselin are both saying the same thing. Gosselin says she doesn’t understand why Jon is so cocky, because he is not down there. Us Weekly had this:

Here’s a nickname that falls a little short.

A few days after Hailey Glassman complained to Steppin’ Out magazine that Jon Gosselin’s penis is “tiny, tiny, tiny,” another “source” tells the magazine that his ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: “Stubby.”

According to the source, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon’s, er, shortcomings, and even call him “Stubby” to his face to mock him.

Us Weekly has reported that Kate, 34, often chastised Jon, 32, over the course of their 10-year marriage, which was officially dissolved last December. Admitted Jon to Good Morning America last September, “I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down.”

Glassman, the 23-year-old daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed Kate’s free tummy tuck, told Steppin’ Out she often mocked Jon’s penis size to his face.

“He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,’” says Glassman — who poses in lacy panties and a skimpy top on the cover of the gossip mag. “I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’”

Jon — who split from Glassman in December — is currently getting cozy with Morgan Christie, 25. Kate was recently spotted club hopping in New York City with her hairstylist Ted Gibson, who told UsMagazine.com he “didn’t think” she was ready to begin dating again.

Jon, it is okay your not the biggest man on the block. Just keep telling yourself, size does not matter, it is how you use it. According to your ex’s though, it seems like your not using it well either.

I think I need to start making a new topic listed as Daily Slut. Showing either male or female sluts and mostly ones who effect other lives. I mean you have the type of sluts who sleep with a bunch of people, but are single. You know, that is their business and that is fine. Then you have sluts who are dating people and cheating on people, maybe getting pregnant and not knowing who the daddy is?

We have douche’s like John Mayer who sleeps and tells, I would say he is a male slut. Then you have Gerard Butler, who hooks up with tons of girls and is single, but does not tell. Well, see he is a pimp. He is respectable, unlike Mayer. Then you have all the dirty sluts who sleep with Tiger Woods, and then get jobs out of it like Rachel Uchitel with Extra. Now we have John Edward’s mistress, Rielle Hunter, who has their child, was supposedly sleeping with John Edwards and Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum!!!! I love that guy. He seemed to be an innocent by stander in this terrible mess. Goldblum found out the child was not his and was like, bitch get out of here.
So, Rielle Hunter, your my slut of the day!

Morning Ketch-up

• Rachel Ray’s dog eats another dog’s ear–Dlisted
• Hailey Glassman’s horrible photoshoped photo, is that even her?–Dlisted
• Dennis Hopper says his wife is killing him–Eonline
• Ryan Kwanten, of True Blood, in August Magazine–JustJared
• National Enquirer is stating that Tiger did not take sex rehab seriously–Celebitchy
• Anna Kendrick looks great on her day off–JustJared