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Well here comes another fine I am sure. Tiger over the weekend played the British Open at St.Andrews, Scotland. In the past Woods has won two Opens, but this time it is on a new course. Anyways, Tiger lost in the end. During one of his putts he ended up losing it and dropping the f-bomb.

Tiger told US Weekly what happened during the tournament:

“That’s just the way it goes. I’m not going to win all of them. I’ve lost a lot more than I’ve won. The good news is I’ve won half of them not on these venues, too. I feel satisfaction in the sense that I drove it on a string all week and hit my irons pretty good, but other than the first day, I did not putt well at all. You just can’t play and expect to win golf tournaments if you have nine or 10 three-putts for a week. No one can win doing that. Got to clean that up before I tee it up again.”

Tiger ended up yelling out the f-bomb more then once if you listen closely.

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19 Jul 2010

Tiger Woods has potty mouth at British Open

Author: blake | Filed under: Funny, Sports

ben-roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger was suspended by the NFL for 6 games. This was all based on a crime that he was not proven to commit and no evidence as found. The only thing Big Ben is guilty of is going out to the bars and acting like a normal person his age. Unfortunately, when you are rich and have money girls will do what they can and then say something else. Now, the NFL is not backing one of their own by punishing some one for a crime they did not commit. Take it for granted it is for only 6 games out of 18 game season. What blows my mind is they let back in a murderer this year after only one year suspension. So, lets see you can murder some one and get a 18 game suspension, but if you possibly raped a girl you get 6 games.

I think if Ben was convicted or they found evidence to possibly show that he did, I can understand it. I am outraged at the NFL for not supporting their own.

Click here for the official letter.

Afternoon Delight

  • Coco is taking over twitter–Dlisted
  • Leonard Nimoy retires from acting–Eonline
  • Next Avatar film to be under water–Celebitchy
  • Lady Gaga’s butt sucks up her underwear–Superficial
  • Heather Locklear arrested for hit-n-run–TMZ
  • Stephanie Pratt bares it for PETA–JustJared
  • Victoria Beckham in Vogue–PopSugar
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21 Apr 2010

Ben Roethlisberger suspended

Author: blake | Filed under: Football, Sports

Tiger Woods
It is finally here, the Masters. Tiger Woods triumphant return back to the sport they call “golf.” Woods will be holding a press conference this afternoon and is the first one that reporters are finally able to ask questions at. I am sure Tiger is hoping that a lot of the questions would be about golf, but I am sure not a single one will be. Tiger chose the Masters because it was the place where he won his first big tournament and also has one of the tightest security.

At the Masters, there are 90 security staff members. Each security member are armed with photos of all of Tiger’s mistresses so they do not let them in. I would not be surprised that some try to get in. Especially the really crazy one, Joselyn James. James has stated that she will picket the Masters, since she is actually stripping only 50 miles away in Atlanta. Security will probably be stereotyping this event like Airport Security stereotypes middle easterns. Watch and see that every young and attractive woman will be getting a pat down from security and having a card put beside their face to make sure they are not one of the mistresses. Maybe the security should do screening tests to each girl too, “Excuse me ma’am. Do you plan to attempt or even consider trying to sleep with Tiger Woods?”

Radar Online posted:

Spurned wife Elin Nordegren was not with him and is not expected to join him at the prestigious tournament.

“She did not even say goodbye to Tiger,” revealed a RadarOnline.com insider.

As RadarOnline.com has exclusively reported, Tiger’s embattled marriage to Elin continues to stall at this critical moment.

Late last week, she escaped to Key Biscayne for two-days – without Tiger – to watch tennis at the Sony Ericsson Open event.

She returned late on Friday night and avoided all contact with her philandering husband, a source revealed.

As RadarOnline.com has reported, Elin is furious at Tiger’s imminent return to world golf, believing it is too soon after his adultery scandal exploded lastNovember.

Tiger is scheduled to face the media in a pre-tournament press conference on Monday.

The tournament itself gets underway later in the week, on Thursday.

It has also emerged Tiger will be protected by a virtual army of up to 90 private bodyguards, including former Secret Service and FBI agents as well as armed deputies.

Concerned he could be confronted by one of his sexual conquests, Woods has assembled the unprecedented security and even distributed photos to the bodyguards of his alleged lovers to ensure they’re on the lookout.

The most vocal, porn star, Joslyn James has threatened to picket the tournament with friends using megaphones.

I may just watch the Master’s this year just to be able to have the chance to see if there is anyone hecklers or crazy bitches that come out of the woods topless saying Tiger touched them.

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5 Apr 2010

Master’s Security armed with Mistress Photos

Author: blake | Filed under: Sports

Tiger Woods
Like it is the biggest news in the world and no one ever expected it to happen, Tiger Woods is returning to golf. I just got done eating lunch at a sports bar and sports center talked just about that. There obviously must not of had been any other sports news in the entire world. Tiger Woods announced today that he would make his return at the tournament that made him famous, the Masters.

After Woods wins this tournament all his sponsors I am sure will crawl back to him. I hope he turns them all down and go with new sponsors instead.

Afternoon Delight

  • NAAFA comes to Gaby Sidibe’s aid–Celebitchy
  • Miley cyrus hates the internet–Dlisted
  • Corey Haim is layed to rest–Eonline
  • Gwen Stefani InStyle–JustJared
  • Record album deal for MJ’s estate–PopEater
  • Zoolander 2 in the works–Celebuzz
  • Shia LaBeouf in GQ Magazine–JustJared
  • Tons of Gisele nude modeling photos(NSFW)–Ctyrag
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16 Mar 2010

Oh my Tiger is returning

Author: blake | Filed under: Sports

Ben Roethlisberger
I am a huge Steelers fan, and I just do not believe these accusations. Ben Roethlisberger was recently in Milledgeville, Georgia where him and a few of his friends decided to go clubbing. A 20 year old is claiming that Roethlisberger sexually assaulted her Friday. As of right now Roethlisberger was not under arrest because police could not see any evidence at the time that showed she was assaulted besides what she has said.

There is currently two stories the police were told. The victim said she was assaulted in the women’s bathroom and her friends state that she was assaulted in a dark hallway. Ben’s attorney stats that facts show there was no criminal activity and no sexual assault occured. The police are looking into it and are going to question Ben today, and also look at camera tapes from the club.

I bet it is some money hungry girl, and she is trying to get some of his cash. She wants to become famous off of being a whore like Tiger Woods girls are. She was probably all over Ben at the party and they may of did stuff and then she turned around and said that she was assaulted. It could be that Ben was just in the club and this girl said “hi” to him and Ben showed no interest and walked away and she then claims sexual assault. Why would Roethlisberger have to go and assault a girl when I am sure there is some woman out there who wants him. I think he needs to find a woman fast so he would stop having all these charges thrown at him or not just leave the home.

Celebrities and people in the public figure need a sex contract. All participants must sign here consenting they are going to let me touch their breast, and do the nasty with them. Once signed no charges can be filed stating that you were assaulted or the sexual agreement never happened.

I think a lawyer could make some kind of money out of that agreement.

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9 Mar 2010

Ben Roethlisberger should not leave his home

Author: blake | Filed under: Football, Sports

Taylor Mays
During the NFL scouting combine today, Taylor Mays, Safety of USC, clocked in at 4.24 seconds at the 40-yard dash. This would tie Chris Johnson for the fastest 40 time since the 40 has been recorded. Now the result of the 40 has only been recorded since 2000. Now that is one fast SOB. That boy sure can run. Check out the video here.

Update

It turned out his official time ended up being 4.40


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2 Mar 2010

Mays is a fast one

Author: blake | Filed under: Football, Sports

2010 Female Hockey Celebration
Last nights win in the females’ Hockey left fans with excitement, and the world with mouth’s dropped. Canada did something that we usually wait to do when we get home our out of the venue area. The female hockey team won against US, they decided to grab a cigar and crack a beer and celebrate on the hockey rink. People were so upset that Canada would do this, but hey, good for them.

We all know that those ladies would of been going out and drinking and celebrating afterwards, why not include the people and see them happy while celebrating. The International Olympic Committee has the normal stick up their butts, and are wasting time by stating they will be looking into it. Would the Olympic Committee really strip them of their medals for early celebration?


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26 Feb 2010

Canada’s Female Hockey Celebration

Author: blake | Filed under: Olympics

After taking sixth place in his skating, Johnny Weir showed great sportmanship as he saw his low scores come strolling out. Some were wondering if this was because of his open sexuality, but the judges deny those alligations and I agree. Now what I think is terrible is that two of the Canadian broadcasters mocked Johnny Weir’s sexuality while he was performing. They stated:

“This may not be politically correct, but do you think he lost points due to his costume and his body language?” Alain Goldberg responded saying Weir’s femininity may reflect poorly on other male figure skaters. “They’ll think all the boys who skate will end up like him. It sets a bad example.” Goldberg is also quoted as saying, “We should make him [Weir] pass a gender test at this point,” and Mailhot then joking that Weir should compete in the women’s competition.

Johnny Weir then held a very good press conference, and again showed great sportmanship in this situation. Entertainment Weekly posted the interview:

Johnny Weir held a press conference Wednesday in Vancouver to address remarks made by two veteran sports commentators during the Olympics who suggested that his fabulousness (our word) is a bad example of, and for, male figure skaters and joked that he should undergo a gender test. [The comments] have a Quebec gay rights group contemplating filing a complaint with the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council.

Weir began by joking that he grew stubble for the press conference to show that he’s a man, but his tone quickly got serious. He’s not asking for an apology. He says he believes in free speech and wouldn’t want these men fired for expressing their opinion. (“I’ve heard worse in bathrooms and whatnot about me,” he quipped.) He just wants them to think before they speak — and to imagine the damage they could do to people like him and to generations of children whose parents may not give them the same freedom and support his did if they think their child will only be ridiculed for being who he or she is.

“I would challenge anyone to question my upbringing and question my parents’ ideals and feelings about bringing up me and my brother, who’s completely different from me but taught very much the same way that I was,” Weir said. (The conviction in his voice during that statement had to have made his parents as proud as any medal he could’ve won.)

There’s a reason he’s calling attention to the situation: “Even my gender has been questioned. I want that to be public because I don’t want 50 years from now more young boys and girls to have to go through this sort of thing and to have their whole life basically questioned for no reason other than to make a joke and to make people watch their television program,” he said.

He summed up his message — ”I hope more kids can grow up the same way that I did and more kids can feel the freedom that I feel to be themselves and to express themselves” — and his belief that the concepts of masculinity and femininity are old-fashioned. “There’s a whole generation of people that aren’t defined by their sex or their race or by who they like to sleep with. I think as a person you know what your values are and what you believe in, and I think that’s the most important thing.”

How do you think Weir handled the controversy? I say beautifully. For once, the focus went beyond the superficial “You can’t say that on TV!” headlines to make the media stop and examine the meaning and effect of what was said. Weir understands it’s not just children who have to have self-confidence, but also their parents. If Weir speaks in high schools after the Olympics — and he should — I hope parents are encouraged to come to the assembly. I think his controlled, articulate passion might actually reach them.

It is a shame that these two men made comments like that to Johnny Weir. In my eyes Weir is more than a man then those two are. He seems to be very understanding of the world around him, and I too Johnny agree that I hope some day people will be more accepting. Every person hopes one day their kids will grow up in a better place, but it will not happen with all this hatred this world has due to sexuality, race, and religion.

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26 Feb 2010

Johnny Weir forgives Canada

Author: blake | Filed under: Sports

Donte Stallworth
I know many may say that I might be too harsh on this, but it has really made me dissapointed in the NFL. Last year, Donte Stallworth, struck a pedestrain while driving under the influence killing him in Miami. Now, Florida has this crazy law that if both people are at fault in a vehicle accident that charges are less punitive I guess. Stallworth was driving while intoxicated and hit a man coming out of work who was walking across the street. Florida found that both were at fault since the man did not use a crosswalk. So, according to Florida it is okay to kill a person while driving as long as they are not on a crosswalk.

Stallworth was given only a 30 day jail sentence for killing a man. I thought the NFL commissioner gave Stallworth an even harsher penalty saying he was suspended indefinitely, 1 year = indefinitely. I am sorry, but killing a man is worse than doing dog fights. The NFL was much more harsher to Michael Vick than they were Stallworth. I love dogs and was upset with Vick, but a life is a life.

Now Stallworth is getting another chance and was signed with the Baltimore Ravens. The Ravens signed Stallworth to a 1 year contract. Stallworth stated,”There was a time I felt the mistake I made was the end of the world for me,” Stallworth said in a statement. “I will never get that morning back. It weighs on me every day and will for the rest of my life. What I can do is move forward, try to be a better person, try to convince others not to do what I did and warn others about the dangers of drinking and driving. I have to show otherwise that what happened doesn’t reflect who I am.

“I have to prove that, and, hopefully, I’m on my way to doing that. I know my apology will never be strong enough for some, but I’ve made changes, and I’m trying to be a positive influence. It’s an honor and privilege to play in the NFL, and I’m so thankful for this opportunity.”

It is good that he is getting an opportunity, because that guy he killed is not.

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18 Feb 2010

Murderer gets to still play in NFL

Author: blake | Filed under: Football, Sports

Shaun White
The flying tomato has won another gold. I watched the snowboarding event yesterday, and saw White’s new trick, the “Double McTwist 1260.” I will say it was amazing. It was enjoyable watching all the other countries try so hard at snowboarding while White made it so simple. I wonder though if they test each snowboarder for marijuana before the events. I mean the way they act seems like they are all high. White was amazed and happy to hear when he won the gold, and said “Shake N Bake.” Okay, Shaun, Shake N Bake. Shaun’s gold win was only one of six medal wins for the US yesterday, launching them to a the lead with a total of 14 medals.
Lindsay Vonn
Chad Hendrick ended up taking the bronze in speed skating for the US. Lindsay Vonn finally got her gold in downhill alpine skiing, and still is in another skiing event later today. Vonn overcame a bruised shin, which some thought she would not of been able to compete. She shook it off like a true athlete and went for the gold that she very much deserved. Let’s also not forget Shani Davis who won another gold in speedskating. The event has several men in weird speedo like outfits swinging their arms and skating as fast as possible. Davis said,”It doesn’t matter what it looks like, just as long as you get across the line as quick as you could.” Stephen Colbert was able to bare witness to this gold win. Colbert who just recently said Canadians were “ice-holes” was happy to see an American win.
Shani Davis
Congrats to the USA team!

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18 Feb 2010

Shaun White wins Gold

Author: blake | Filed under: Olympics, Sports

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