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Smallville is to end next season

blake — Wed, 19 May 2010 20:20:52 +0000

Well, I knew it would come some day. Smallville has announced that next season, Season 10, will be the last season. They will be writing up a final storyline of the season and let things come to an end. Smallville has been my favorite show for the past few years, and I have seen all the seasons and have enjoyed every bit of it. I am a huge comic book fan, and I hope they make some great transitions for the final season.

So, what should the last season of Smallville have? Well I will put down my opinion what will make the final season complete. First off, make Clark Kent able to fly. I mean come on, he learned how to do this so long ago, Smallville has taken way to long for it. Clark Kent needs to make the transition to full Superman by the end of the season. Lois now knows that “Blur” is Clark Kent, get rid of the “Blur” name and come “Superman.” This needs to happen within the first two episodes. I will be highly upset if they end the season of him flying and wearing the costume. Costume and flying needs to be done by episode 2 of Season 10. Martha sent him the costume at the season finale.

Smallville will need to obviously kill off some one. Chloe finally needs to die, and by saving her memory we need to transition her brain into Watch Tower. We need to see the Justice League to get stronger and Smallville is doing a good job with that. They should definitely make a run off on one of these characters. I think the “Flash” would be the most interesting. Green Arrow is a bit of a bore, and so is Cyborg. Since CW cannot get the rights to wonder woman or batman, I think Flash would be the best choice.

I doubt this would happen, but Lex Luthor needs to come back. Luthor needs to be back by the end of the season to start to show the struggle the two will have for the rest of their time. Villians in the show should just be minor, I think they mainly need to focus on the transition from Clark Kent to him as Superman.

The season finale of next year needs to have Clark Kent out himself to the world as Superman. This will be the time where Superman is able to then be the true protector of the world.

Afternoon Delight

David Boreanaz had an affair with a porn star–celebitchy
Amy Winehouse back in rehab–dlisted
CBS’s new 2010 Fall Schedule–Eonline
Emmy Rossum’s pepperoni nips in new film–Egotastic
Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene solve money dispute–JustJared
Matthew Morrison shirtless with Blake Lively–PopSugar

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Hannah Montana no more!

blake — Tue, 18 May 2010 12:56:26 +0000

The world has been blessed on this glorious day. Miley Cyrus has hung up her alter ego of Hannah Montana. The cast had their final wrap party at a nightclub, which blows my mind considering none of them are over 18 years old. Don’t you have to be at least 18 years old to enter into a night club and 21 to drink? Where are the authorities and the Drug and Alcohol Boards for these places?

Any ways the group recorded the last episode of the terrible Disney series. Will and Jada-Pinkett Smith’s kids came to the party while Jada took Will back to their place to make some hot woopy.

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Upset on Bachelor

blake — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:52:46 +0000

Well all you Bachelor fans had your heart probably crushed as Jake Pavelka decided to go with the Evil Queen instead of the beautiful princess. Jake decided to go with 23 year old, Vienna Giraldi. The final Bachelor episode was down to Tenley Molzahn and Vienna. During Jake’s visit with his parents his father did say “”I feel that I have probably met my future daughter-in-law today.” His family was really into Vienna too instead of Tenley.

Now that Vienna has an engagement ring around her finger, watch Jake find out the true her that we all saw on the television show. She will take off the pretty smile and reveal the dragon lady she really is. Jake pretty much stated that I feels that he would have to maintain and make Tenley happier and try harder with her. Vienna would pretty much just worship him and he would not have to try hard. We will see how this relationship will go.

So who is the real winner of the Bachelor, well I would say two girls are getting off with a big win. Ali who stole Jake’s heart earlier on and had to leave due to work is now going to be the new Bachelorette. I am guessing her job must of fired her or she was not able to keep her job after returning and decided to go for bigger bucks and be on the show. The biggest winner though is Rozlyn. Yes, I said it, Rozlyn. This girl maybe the big tramp of the season, but her marketing of herself was brilliant. She stirred controversy on the show and is now the most known person of the Bachelor, even more known then the Bachelor himself.

Rozlyn is now rumored to have sex tapes out, which I am sure going to earn her a big penny. You know she is selling them herself, and I guarantee she will whore herself into other reality shows which will earn her more income then any of the other girls on the show.

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NBC and Conan Deal officially made,RIP Triumph

blake — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:00:12 +0000

Conan has finally signed a deal with NBC that will end his Tonight Show career. The deal is expected to have a severance payment of 32 million for O’Brien and about 12 million for his employees. It is also expected that the agreement will state that he can not host his own show for a certain period of time. Tonight is supposed to be his last show is what I hear. It is also said the Conan is not allowed to take any of his character rights with him. That is right NBC has killed Triumph the Dog. I believe that is terrible. Just putting a poor dog under like that, shame on you NBC.

I hope after this is all over Conan joins a rival network and pulls in higher ratings that NBC’s late night show. They handled all of this terribly. I have no problem with Jay Leno, but he had his time. He should of never had another show, when you retire you retire, unless your Brett Favre. At least Favre seems like he gets better with the years.

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Conan’s send off

blake — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 11:25:36 +0000

Well, it is all over for Conan O’Brien, and I find that sad and a big mistake of NBC. I have nothing against Jay Leno, but for the fact that he said he wanted to retire and step down. I guess Leno is just taking a page out of Brett Favre’s playbook and cannot decide when to retire.

Leno will return to the Tonight Show while Conan was paid off by NBC and given the option to work for another network. Leno and O’Brien have been battling over this position and have been jabbing at each other and NBC. Late night talk show hosts every where has been making fun of NBC including SNL, Kimmel, and David Letterman. I just find NBC making a mockery of themselves, and the network cannot be taken seriously anymore.

The funny thing is O’Brien posted an ad on craigslist putting the Tonight Show up for sale. Here is what it read.

This is a chance of a lifetime to own your very own late night talk show–guaranteed to last up to seven months!! Really must see to appreciate.

Information for potential buyers:
Measures 100x100x32–plenty of room for futon!
Designed for 11:35 but can be easily moved
Band can be sold seperately
Buyer must honor Barry Manilow booking next Thursday

Make me your best offer!!!(Also will to trade for Coldplay tickets)

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Hanna Montana No More!

blake — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:23:19 +0000

Finally, the show has come to an end. We get to see all these little girls start crying about how they miss Hannah Montana. I really hope that does happen, I know that is horrible. It is nice though the end to one of the dumbest shows in history is finally here. I mean seriously, what do kids watch these days? When I was younger it was good cartoons like GI Joe, Transformers, TNMT. Now it’s all these dumb stupid mini-soap operas.

New York Post confirmed that the show would start shooting it’s fourth and final season in two weeks. There are enough episodes to finish up the end of 2011. Cyrus wants to leave Montana so she can pursue more mature roles, and has nothing but gratitude for being developed as a Disney-bot.

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