We are hearing about a crazy conspiracy theory now that is involving the King of the World, Leo DiCaprio. Aretha Wilson, you know the crazy bitch who slashed Leo’s face with a broken bottle, states that she is a victim of a cover up involving the police, prosecutors, and Canadian officials. She claims it is his fault and he started the fight with her.

Wilson claims that that she called DiCaprio’s entourage a bunch of “fags.” They brushed it off until she called Leo a “little man” and he came at her and she defended herself with a broken bottle leaving DiCaprio with 12 stitches to the face.

She thinks it is suspicious that he did not report it till three days later. No lady it is not suspicious, he was contemplating on what he should charge you with or how to go about it. He most likely was in shock and upset about his pretty face it took him some days to calm down to report it. The woman also thinks it is weird that all five witnesses have different stories and are all from his friends.

Leo also stated he never knew the bitch before, but she claims that they were friends. Wilson even states that she has been to Leo’s home and met his mother.

Leo’s attorney’s says Wilson’s cover up story is “absurd” the women is going looney. It turns out she has done this before.

It has now been five years since this has happened and Wilson’s attorney believes she will not be found guilty. Ya right.

Morning Ketch-Up

• Jennifer Aniston to be in Cougar Town season premiere–celebitchy
• Sean Penn’s crazy vamp look for Rock film–dlisted
• I wonder if Katy Perry sprouted here boobs around this time–Buzzfeed
• Is Jessica Alba insecure about her body?–Drunken Stepfather
• Grand MILF of the day, Lisa Rinna–Hollywood Tuna
• How many Adriana Lima’s does it take to put on a t-shirt?–Popoholic
• Karissa Shannon confirms Heidi Montag sex tape–Superficial
• Britney Spears transforms into Manga character–JustJared
• Taylor Lautner crying over not receiving trailer in time–TMZ
• Uma Thurman looking good in a bikini–PopSugar
• Martin Short wife of 30 years loses battle to cancer–Radar
• Early decision coming for Lindsay Lohan case today–Eonline

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