This is a shot of Lindsay’s booking yesterday. Unfortunately, Lohan will not have a long sentence there at the jail. The sheriff there confirmed that Lindsay will only be there for two weeks, due to overcrowding. She will then go to rehab for 90 days. This just shows how celebrities are above the law. I am sure if I went to jail I would not get released in two weeks due to overcrowding. Of course I would probably go to jail for something different then a DUI and not showing up to court. If I was to do time it would be something crazy, like shitting in the salad bowl at a buffet bar.
Here is another funny tidbit. Lindsay is housed in the jail cell right beside the one that kept Paris Hilton. The person in Paris Hilton’s cell is the girl who robbed Orlando Bloom’s house. The girl also targeted Lindsay Lohan’s house at one point. I think they should let the two out and see which one gets shanked by the other one first.
While in jail Lindsay will be able to take her Adderall and her Ambien. If you feel sorry for Lindsay you can mail her:
Century Regional Detention Facility
11705 S. Alameda Street
Lynwood, CA 90262
Morning Ketch-Up
- Lady Gaga gets her own tea, Taste of Gaga–celebitchy
- Mariah Carey launches wild site for Lollipop Bling–CoverAwards
- Jennifer Aniston has a stalker, maybe she should date him–dlisted
- Jesse James wins custody battle–Eonline
- Victoria Silvstedt is bikini hot–celebslam
- Kathy Griffin and Joan Rivers sends Mel Gibson a Thank You Muffin Basket–Access Hollywood
- Ali Larter pregnant–JustJared
- Zac Efron at the Mall of America–PopSugar
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