We now know Charlie Sheen is with the right woman. Brooke Mueller is now checking herself back into rehab for substance abuse. Maybe Charlie is the sane one in this relationship? TMZ reported that Brooke shipped off to The Canyon in Malibu. Mueller recently attended a rehab here in North Carolina, which was said to be for her to get better from her pneumonia. Who goes to rehab to get over pneumonia?

Brooke knew she was going into rehab, so therefore made sure she pounded a bunch of bottles down like the local drunk drowning their problems away. What problems does Brooke have? She seems to have a good sugar daddy, a mother that cares, so why drink all those problems. Maybe she is just a hudlum, her mom should bend her over and give her a good spanking. Slap her to sobriety.

It makes you wonder if Charlie really did beat on Brooke, or if she was just tripping. It sounds like they were both drunk, and I would not be surprised if she started a lot of it. Then Charlie probably ended it badly.

Morning Ketch-up

• What is Sam Ronson wearing?–Dlisted
• Madonna is trying to direct, oh my–Dlisted
• Kevin Smith does not accept Southwest apology–Eonline
• Doutzen Kroes showing some cleavage–Popholic
• TED conference members have stick up their butt, and do not enjoy funny “retard” jokes–Eonline
• Mariska Hargitay is a MILF–JustJared
• Finally, after a baby and all, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are engaged–Eonline
• Anna Kendrick and Carey Mulligan at the Academy Award Luncheon–JustJared

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