Jessica Simpson farts in public
Author: blake | Filed under: Afternoon Delight, Celebrity, Film News, Music, Topless, Upcoming
Finally, I have something in common with Jessica Simpson. We both fart in public. You know what people, there is nothing wrong with that! You have to pass gas, then you go ahead. It is not healthy holding all that gas build up in your body. Recently, at a business meeting for Simpson’s new jean line she farted during the meeting. She decided to let it go in a room with several people and then had her mom yell at her. Here is what US Weekly had to say:
Let’s end this meeting on a high note!
A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting for her denim line in late January. “While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” says the insider.
“Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”
It wasn’t Simpson’s first brush with public flatulence: She famously cut loose on an episode of Newlyweds, telling then-husband Nick Lachey, “You love my stinky ass,” and professed her fondness for between-the-sheets poots (a.k.a. Dutch ovens) to a radio station in 2008.
Maybe someone told Gerard Butler about her gassy fascination! When the actor, 40, with whom she shared a flirty dinner in October, joined her group at West Hollywood’s Boa Steakhouse January 23, he steered clear. “They didn’t sit next to each other,” notes an employee. “She seemed to be nervous around him.”
So, Jessica if you ever want to have a fart competition I am all in. Let the best wind breaker win!
Other News
- Miramax is shutting down–Movieweb
- Is it Leann Rimes drunk and doing karaoke to Lady Gaga?–TMZ
- Lindsay Lohan hopes her bare boobs will make her a star again–HollywoodLife
So the heck what that she farted. Farting is a normal function of life. I can’t understand for the life of me as to why people demonize normal body functions.
As for her mother, her mother seriously needs to lighten up. If the businessmen/manufacturer doesn’t want to manufacture Jessica’s pants designs just because she farted, well then obviously they all have some mental/psychological issues that they need to deal with.
There are more important things that should be criticized instead of demonizing a normal function. No wonder why society in this day and age is totally screwed up.