Being arrested and going to jail and rehab maybe the best thing that has ever happened to Lindsay Lohan. Will it work for her to become a better person? Well probably not, I give her a couple of weeks till she is back into her coke and alcohol. In the meantime all this publicity has done her well and she is very desired right now in Hollywood.
She will be getting 500K for just her interview after her short-term stint in jail and rehab. Both of her sentences there were shorten, which is only given to celebrities, and not common people. She has done tons of photoshoots for magazines before she was locked up, and most of them are coming out now which then enables her a fat paycheck.
In Touch states:
“Lindsay has been offered multi million-dollar deals for when she gets out,” a business associate of the starlet tells In Touch. “Directors are now looking to her as a possible comeback and she is getting so many offers compared to before she was sent to jail – movies, TV shows, shoots, magazine and TV interviews…
“Lindsay is so confident that she is going to profit after this that she was looking at homes to buy before she was sent to jail… She was hurting for money, but now she sees this situation as an opportunity. She hopes to make as much money as possible and is considering every offer she gets.”
Lohan is also writing a “prison diary” about her tough times behind the bars. The isolation and the special privileges she gets. Shove that book up her ass and send her into a real prison where the inmates use brooms sticks as dildos. That will give her something to write about. It may make the book a “Best Seller.” I doubt Oprah will support it, but jail time lesbian acts I would enjoy. Actually the book is about Lindsay Lohan not able to squeeze one out without prison guards around her listening to her farts when she poops.
I mean how much can you really suffer from 13 days of isolation in prison? I mean 13 days for two DUI’s while having passengers in her car, also get caught with coke the one time. 13 days, that is it. So what does that teach her? All this jail time and short term rehab will teach her, if you are down in life drink more and snort more coke. You go to jail and get rewarded with millions of dollars in ads, and movies.
- Alanis Morrisette with her future baby’s daddy, Souleye–dlisted
- Javier Bardem talks about how hot Brad Pitt is–Eonline
- New Chronicles of Narnia:Voyage of Dawn Trader poster–JustJaredJr
- Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson making out on set–PopSugar
- Ellen on So You Think You Can Dance–JustJared
- Michael Lohan believes Lindsay will relapse after rehab–Radar
- Eat, Pray, Love a terrible movie–celebitchy
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