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1 Sep 2010

Crazy Hostage situation at the Discovery Channel

Author: blake | Filed under: Corporate, News, Political

Discovery Channel Hostage
So some guy has just gone ape shit on the Discovery Channel HQ. If you have been watching the news lately you have seen that there is a hostage situation going on in the Maryland based building. It is reported that he is carrying a gun and possible explosives strapped to him. Most of the people were able to escape, but unfortunately he does have a few hostages. The Asian man is known as James Jay Lee.

Lee is this crazy environmentalist who has protested the Discovery Channel for years. I do too man, it is boring as shit. I just turn off the tv, does not mean I go and try to blow shit up. Supposedly Lee was arrested two years ago for a protest at the building. He has the craziest demands too.

He states that Discovery Channel does not really care about the planet. Lee wrote on his blog, “All programs on Discovery Health-TLC must stop encouraging the birth of any more parasitic human infants and the false heroics behind those actions. In those programs’ places, programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility must be pushed. All former pro-birth programs must now push in the direction of stopping human birth, not encouraging it.”

What a lunatic. I mean come on man, could you not think of anything better? Tell Discovery that you want to see more monkeys give the reach around in sex videos. Or maybe see the monkey fart in his hand and fall out of the tree. I mean come up with something better then some stupid bullshit of a reason to go blow a building up. I hope they get this guy and throw him in a damn pit with a bunch of horny badgers on lsd.

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