In a recent interview in a magazine called Steppin Out, Hailey Glassman decides to talk about Jon Gosselin’s tiny penis. She stated that it was so small that she would not believe that he would ever be able to have the chance to cheat on her. She said he was hung like a nine-year-old boy. She said it was “tiny, tiny,tiny.” Hailey said she told her mom about it, and her mom just laughed so hard tea came out of her nose.
Now Kate Major and Kate Gosselin are both saying the same thing. Gosselin says she doesn’t understand why Jon is so cocky, because he is not down there. Us Weekly had this:
Here’s a nickname that falls a little short.
A few days after Hailey Glassman complained to Steppin’ Out magazine that Jon Gosselin’s penis is “tiny, tiny, tiny,” another “source” tells the magazine that his ex wife Kate had a different way of referring to his manhood: “Stubby.”
According to the source, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon’s, er, shortcomings, and even call him “Stubby” to his face to mock him.
Us Weekly has reported that Kate, 34, often chastised Jon, 32, over the course of their 10-year marriage, which was officially dissolved last December. Admitted Jon to Good Morning America last September, “I took a lot of abuse from her. I was put down.”
Glassman, the 23-year-old daughter of the plastic surgeon who performed Kate’s free tummy tuck, told Steppin’ Out she often mocked Jon’s penis size to his face.
“He said, ‘You know how subconscious [sic] I am of down there,’” says Glassman — who poses in lacy panties and a skimpy top on the cover of the gossip mag. “I would tell him to his face, ‘I don’t think you would cheat on me because you’re so small.’”
Jon — who split from Glassman in December — is currently getting cozy with Morgan Christie, 25. Kate was recently spotted club hopping in New York City with her hairstylist Ted Gibson, who told UsMagazine.com he “didn’t think” she was ready to begin dating again.
Jon, it is okay your not the biggest man on the block. Just keep telling yourself, size does not matter, it is how you use it. According to your ex’s though, it seems like your not using it well either.
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