Alright, let the sluts start coming out. Just like Tiger Woods every slut in kingdom come is going to come out of the wood-works saying they had a little Vanilla Gorilla in them too. Melissa Smith, stripper, has come forward to tell her story for money too. She stated that she had an affair with James only one year after Sandra and him were married. Smith was contacted by James through MySpace that said, “Nice car…that’s my godfather’s.’ After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla.” James followed the golden Myspace gig of “Myspace to Myplace” way to go..lol. I’m just confused though because I though “Bombshell” gave James the nickname “Vanilla Gorilla.”
Melissa eventually traveled to California so she could take a ride on Jesse James. She said they did it on his office couch, which has probably seen more ass than my underwear. Next thing we know Jesse is going to be said to be diagnosed with Sex Addiction too, which is not a real addiction. I guess South Park should of added him to the list of sex addicts too..lol.
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