It is finally here, the Masters. Tiger Woods triumphant return back to the sport they call “golf.” Woods will be holding a press conference this afternoon and is the first one that reporters are finally able to ask questions at. I am sure Tiger is hoping that a lot of the questions would be about golf, but I am sure not a single one will be. Tiger chose the Masters because it was the place where he won his first big tournament and also has one of the tightest security.
At the Masters, there are 90 security staff members. Each security member are armed with photos of all of Tiger’s mistresses so they do not let them in. I would not be surprised that some try to get in. Especially the really crazy one, Joselyn James. James has stated that she will picket the Masters, since she is actually stripping only 50 miles away in Atlanta. Security will probably be stereotyping this event like Airport Security stereotypes middle easterns. Watch and see that every young and attractive woman will be getting a pat down from security and having a card put beside their face to make sure they are not one of the mistresses. Maybe the security should do screening tests to each girl too, “Excuse me ma’am. Do you plan to attempt or even consider trying to sleep with Tiger Woods?”
Radar Online posted:
Spurned wife Elin Nordegren was not with him and is not expected to join him at the prestigious tournament.
“She did not even say goodbye to Tiger,” revealed a RadarOnline.com insider.
As RadarOnline.com has exclusively reported, Tiger’s embattled marriage to Elin continues to stall at this critical moment.
Late last week, she escaped to Key Biscayne for two-days – without Tiger – to watch tennis at the Sony Ericsson Open event.
She returned late on Friday night and avoided all contact with her philandering husband, a source revealed.
As RadarOnline.com has reported, Elin is furious at Tiger’s imminent return to world golf, believing it is too soon after his adultery scandal exploded lastNovember.
Tiger is scheduled to face the media in a pre-tournament press conference on Monday.
The tournament itself gets underway later in the week, on Thursday.
It has also emerged Tiger will be protected by a virtual army of up to 90 private bodyguards, including former Secret Service and FBI agents as well as armed deputies.
Concerned he could be confronted by one of his sexual conquests, Woods has assembled the unprecedented security and even distributed photos to the bodyguards of his alleged lovers to ensure they’re on the lookout.
The most vocal, porn star, Joslyn James has threatened to picket the tournament with friends using megaphones.
I may just watch the Master’s this year just to be able to have the chance to see if there is anyone hecklers or crazy bitches that come out of the woods topless saying Tiger touched them.
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